Marty Jannetty Seeks Guidance for Permission to be Horny

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May 19, 2020 16:12:59 GMT -5 @negan said:

Pervy Jannetty is one of my favorite things on the Internet.

How is he getting 20 year old girls to message him and I can't even get a text back.

Bitches love neon tassels.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

When they called him a Rocker, they were referring to cradles.

[Rave]

Holy red flag, Marty. If you seriously have to ask that, it should be an automatic no.

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Literally every Marty Jannetty story is him posting on Facebook about women he’s considering f***ing.

[GuyOfOwnage]

Marty's going to either end up with raging gonorrhea, in jail, or both. Yeah, definitely both.

[Natural Born Farmer]

May 19, 2020 16:27:35 GMT -5 @notoriousnd22 said:

Literally every Marty Jannetty story is him posting on Facebook about women he’s considering f***ing.

Ladies men have to constantly remind people they get laid a lot. That’s a thing.

[government mule]

I assume he's only getting replies because he's been sending them pictures of Shawn?

[XIII]

May 19, 2020 16:31:45 GMT -5 government mule said:

I assume he's only getting replies because he's been sending them pictures of Shawn?

BearskinCEO69 has been blowing up Marty’s inbox for weeks now

[Tenshigure]

Wise man once said, "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12."










...

Wise man also once said, "If a woman tells you she's 26 and she looks 26, she's damn near 40."









...

[government mule]

May 19, 2020 16:36:37 GMT -5 XIII said:

May 19, 2020 16:31:45 GMT -5 government mule said:

I assume he's only getting replies because he's been sending them pictures of Shawn?

BearskinCEO69 has been blowing up Marty’s inbox for weeks now

It's the only reason he gets rehired all the time, only to get fired once more when he turns up and Vince goes 'ahh f***, not you again'

[Dang!]

I tend to believe he hasn't slowed down on partying and rats for 40 years now. So, there's much more to being the Janetty than just being the less successful partner of a defunct tag team.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

May 19, 2020 14:45:00 GMT -5 Lancers said:

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Marty "If there's grass on the field, should I play ball?" Jannetty

[thehottag]

Ok Marty, let's think a second. If you do the deed, & she is underage, is 'my Twitter followers said it was fine' a proper legal defence?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

We all thought Jannetty jumped through the Barber Shop window because he wanted to escape from Shawn, turns out he just saw a teenager he wanted to f***.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

The said thing this isn't the first time. Didn't he asked the same thin a couple years ago about a young woman who he at first thought was his daughter and found out it wasn't?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

May 19, 2020 17:59:43 GMT -5 Can you afford to pay me, Gah said:

The said thing this isn't the first time. Didn't he asked the same thin a couple years ago about a young woman who he at first thought was his daughter and found out it wasn't?

Yes.

Having seen Jannetty’s actual post now, he didn’t censor her face. He’s probably right to question her age. It’s questionable.

[Kalmia]

I'm betting that he couldn't care less if she's really 20 or not, he's only posting to brag that such a young, hot girl wants to sleep with him.

[fw91]

[2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer]

Wait, where the f*** is having sex with a 20 year old NOT legal? Or perhaps the better question is ''What state does Marty THINK having sex with a 20 year old is illegal?''