Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 19, 2020 18:13:50 GMT -5
I'm betting that he couldn't care less if she's really 20 or not, he's only posting to brag that such a young, hot girl wants to sleep with him. A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.” The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father… I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!” ——- Not bad, this is way cleaner than the version I know.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 19, 2020 18:15:29 GMT -5
What the f*** is this guy's problem.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 18:36:19 GMT -5
I learned about the "original" Marty story just a while ago... This whole post is new stuff? Geez! I seriously hope he doesn't have any skeletors in his life. That would be disgusting. I hope it's just the case of famous dick and horny gal. Wham bam yes ma'am!
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Post by romanstylesiii on May 19, 2020 18:42:29 GMT -5
Why can't older wrestlers just be...normal
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Post by bob on May 19, 2020 18:42:51 GMT -5
…..….
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 19, 2020 18:43:06 GMT -5
I learned about the "original" Marty story just a while ago... This whole post is new stuff? Geez! I seriously hope he doesn't have any skeletors in his life. That would be disgusting. I hope it's just the case of famous dick and horny gal. Wham bam yes ma'am! Why would Marty have Skeletor in his closet?!
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on May 19, 2020 18:43:46 GMT -5
Why in the wide world of sports would you ever put something like that on your Facebook?
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 19, 2020 18:46:47 GMT -5
Why in the wide world of sports would you ever put something like that on your Facebook? Crowd sourcing an opinion on the hotness of a girl who may or may not be jailbait.
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Post by MiLB Fan on May 19, 2020 18:52:25 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 19, 2020 18:57:36 GMT -5
If Marty follows the "1/2 your age + 7" rule then that girl better be 37.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 18:58:07 GMT -5
"I want to have sex with this girl, whose mom I might also sleep with, but I don't trust that she is actually legal and don't know what to do. I will, however, self-censor the word shit."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 19, 2020 18:59:27 GMT -5
Wait, where the f*** is having sex with a 20 year old NOT legal? Or perhaps the better question is ''What state does Marty THINK having sex with a 20 year old is illegal?'' I think Marty is the only person that age of consent keeps going up. I think we all can agree with this law.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 19:01:14 GMT -5
I f***ing love Marty Jannetty.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 19:14:49 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 19, 2020 19:15:04 GMT -5
Marty, date and f*** women around your own age
You don't have enough funds to be a sugar daddy and those girls are old enough to be your grandchild possibly
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on May 19, 2020 19:34:28 GMT -5
I legitimately thought that this was someone bumping one of the other 4 similar threads that we've had in the past 2-3 years
Just...god damn it Marty.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on May 19, 2020 19:36:14 GMT -5
Why in the wide world of sports would you ever put something like that on your Facebook? If he doesn’t remind you that 20 year olds desperately want to sleep with him, how will you know?!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 19, 2020 19:47:17 GMT -5
To paraphrase Dave Chapelle: "What does a kid want to meet Michael Jackson for? He don't remember 'Thriller'!"
It can't be his fame from 100 years ago that gets the ladies, it must be Marty's wonderful personality.
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Post by Joe Neglia on May 19, 2020 19:49:40 GMT -5
Wait, where the f*** is having sex with a 20 year old NOT legal? Or perhaps the better question is ''What state does Marty THINK having sex with a 20 year old is illegal?'' That's not what's going on here. She says she's 20, which is perfectly legal. The key there is "says"...even dumbass Jannetty can see there's a good chance she's younger and lying about her age.
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Post by XIII on May 19, 2020 20:05:27 GMT -5
I learned about the "original" Marty story just a while ago... This whole post is new stuff? Geez! I seriously hope he doesn't have any skeletors in his life. That would be disgusting. I hope it's just the case of famous dick and horny gal. Wham bam yes ma'am! Why would Marty have Skeletor in his closet?! It’s for the best that he keeps the boneman in his closet and away from Possible underage females for certain.
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