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Post by The Rick Jericho on May 19, 2020 20:10:42 GMT -5
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Post by Citizen Snips on May 19, 2020 20:18:31 GMT -5
I said this in the thread about the DiBiase corruption investigation and I'll repeat it here:
These Dark Side of the Rings just write themselves.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on May 19, 2020 20:20:13 GMT -5
Marty wake up! She clearly catfishing you for money. Shes a forty year old bloke with a western union account she is going to ask you to send money to. LOL at Marty having any money to wire to a catfish. That was my first thought lol
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Post by The Rick Jericho on May 19, 2020 20:21:03 GMT -5
I said this in the thread about the DiBiase corruption investigation and I'll repeat it here: These Dark Side of the Rings just write themselves. Marty Jannetty can be like a 5 part series. All his firings deserve an episode each.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on May 19, 2020 20:29:50 GMT -5
Wise man once said, "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12." ... Wise man also once said, "If a woman tells you she's 26 and she looks 26, she's damn near 40." ... What about cornbread?🤔
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 19, 2020 20:36:38 GMT -5
Why do I imagine Marty hanging around college campuses in full Rockers gear hitting on incoming Freshmen?
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 19, 2020 20:39:08 GMT -5
Why do I imagine Marty hanging around college campuses in full Rockers gear hitting on incoming Freshmen?
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on May 19, 2020 20:44:19 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure 20's legal in EVERY state Marty.
Since he KEEPS making us aware of his odd sex life, I'm legit curious about the everyday life of this fool now.
Even before the Pandemic I doubt he was getting enough bookings to only be wrestling for a living.
He seems like the type of guy who would be the annoying DJ/Security at a Gentle men's club (While still dressed in his Rockers wrestling Gear)
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on May 19, 2020 20:45:14 GMT -5
Wait, where the f*** is having sex with a 20 year old NOT legal? Or perhaps the better question is ''What state does Marty THINK having sex with a 20 year old is illegal?'' It's Marty. I'm sure at this point he has smoked and drunk is brain to mush. We be lucky that he could tell you what day it is.
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Post by Tenshigure on May 19, 2020 20:50:28 GMT -5
What about cornbread?🤔 Ain't nothin' wrong with that!
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Post by Garyspivey on May 19, 2020 21:17:39 GMT -5
Ok Marty, here is a simple solution, text lawler and ask if he would bang. If lawler says no you’re good, otherwise run
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 19, 2020 21:18:48 GMT -5
Wise man once said, "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12." What about 25-year-olds who look 16?
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 19, 2020 21:18:52 GMT -5
...ah, another opportunity to post this:
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 19, 2020 21:37:14 GMT -5
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Post by Jaws the Shark on May 19, 2020 21:40:17 GMT -5
This guy is beyond pathetic. Does he really think, in his wildest dreams, that any of these women would want anything to do with this washed-up, coke-addled f***wit? Or that anyone would believe they did? Even thirty years ago, judging by some of his road stories I’m pretty sure he had to get half of the women he got back to his place f***ed up on GHB first.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on May 19, 2020 21:52:10 GMT -5
This guy is beyond pathetic. Does he really think, in his wildest dreams, that any of these women would want anything to do with this washed-up, coke-addled f***wit? Or that anyone would believe they did? Even thirty years ago, judging by some of his road stories I’m pretty sure he had to get half of the women he got back to his place f***ed up on GHB first. Very much of the same mind in wondering why we’re taking any of this at his word. We’re talking about a broke D-list star who constantly posts random FB pics of girls he says want to bang him. No.
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Post by Kyn on May 19, 2020 22:05:45 GMT -5
Wait. If I'm reading this right - and I might not be, because I don't speak fluent Jannetty - isn't he saying that the girl's mother is a big fan, and the girl is offering to bang him on the condition that he subsequently has sex with her mother?
And he's like, I don't know if she's of age, and also I'm not sure I want to bang mom?
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Post by Kyle Butler on May 19, 2020 22:06:33 GMT -5
The New Rockers: one of these guys went on to lose his mind in character and the other in real life. At least they shared a common love of Head/head
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 22:14:06 GMT -5
This guy is beyond pathetic. Does he really think, in his wildest dreams, that any of these women would want anything to do with this washed-up, coke-addled f***wit? Or that anyone would believe they did? Even thirty years ago, judging by some of his road stories I’m pretty sure he had to get half of the women he got back to his place f***ed up on GHB first. Very much of the same mind in wondering why we’re taking any of this at his word. We’re talking about a broke D-list star who constantly posts random FB pics of girls he says want to bang him. No. Yup. I'd be pretty comfortable betting a decent chunk of change that he's cruising random Facebook profiles for pictures of attractive women. That girl has no idea what a Marty Jannetty is.
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on May 19, 2020 22:14:57 GMT -5
Wait. If I'm reading this right - and I might not be, because I don't speak fluent Jannetty - isn't he saying that the girl's mother is a big fan, and the girl is offering to bang him on the condition that he subsequently has sex with her mother? And he's like, I don't know if she's of age, and also I'm not sure I want to bang mom? Yeah, you've pretty much got it dead on.
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