Matt Riddle accused of sexual assault (Update Pg 15)

[Alice Syndrome]

I feel like I lost brain cells reading that.

Honestly at this point Matt and Lisa Riddle could tell me Christmas is December 25th and I'd be skeptical

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Sept 16, 2020 18:03:41 GMT -5 Alice Syndrome said:

I feel like I lost brain cells reading that.

Honestly at this point Matt and Lisa Riddle could tell me Christmas is December 25th and I'd be skeptical

If their lawyer told me that, I would know Christmas has moved.

[Feargus McReddit]

Sept 16, 2020 17:12:12 GMT -5 polarbearpete said:

I may not be remembering correctly, but I thought that the accuser did initially post Riddle’s wife’s number, but then took it down and reposted with it redacted.

You might mean this part?

[Final Countdown Jones]

I for one am amazed that the power couple whose sloppy hit piece sockpuppet account was followed only by Matt's wife and the friend who runs his clothing brand would be so sloppy as to also bumblef*** their way through a sloppy restraining order like this. I don't buy any of what Riddle's selling here; his lawyer is incompetent, but mostly insofar as he's not talented enough to spin these threads and mistruths into something that sounds convincing at all. This isn't the misrepresentation of good evidence, this is someone claiming they didn't take the half of your meatball sub you left in the fridge for later while literally biting into your meatball sub.

[The Captain]

We need to have a lawyer fight between this guy and Vic Mignogna's and see who could suck the least and win their case.

[bob]

someone hire Matlock for Riddle

[Dub H]

I assume that when Riddle hired this Lawyer he was high.

[XIII]

Sept 16, 2020 18:38:02 GMT -5 Dub H said:

I assume that when Riddle hired this Lawyer he was high.

I assume that Riddle’s lawyer is his dealer.

[sportatorium]

I know this isn’t a laughing matter, but I can’t see “crank calls” and be expected not to laugh.

[Feargus McReddit]

Sept 16, 2020 18:50:28 GMT -5 XIII said:

Sept 16, 2020 18:38:02 GMT -5 Dub H said:

I assume that when Riddle hired this Lawyer he was high.

I assume that Riddle’s lawyer is his dealer.

You don’t smoke your own supply, man! First rule!

[adamclark52]

Sept 16, 2020 16:32:05 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

“Ms. Tavel then posted my home address and my wife’s phone number on [T]witter,” he wrote. “This caused my wife to receive numerous crank calls and death threats (which are recorded and can be brought to trial).” The alleged tweet is attached to the petition as Exhibit 4, featuring a crude printout of a tweet from Tavel showing text messages she received from Riddle’s wife, Lisa, as well as one of the replies, which included a screenshot from one of many “people finder” websites that showed the Riddles’ last two addresses. In the exhibit, the top of the screenshot, the space that would show Lisa Riddle’s phone number is covered by a piece of paper with “Lisa Riddle Cell Phone #” written on it by hand. The actual tweet (archived here) is still up, though and shows that Tavel redacted Lisa’s phone number when she tweeted the screenshot. As for the Riddles’ home address, no evidence was presented of Tavel tweeting it.

How f***ing bad is this guy's lawyer?

Riddles the type who’d hire real life Lynol Hutz

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Sept 16, 2020 18:34:13 GMT -5 The Captain said:

We need to have a lawyer fight between this guy and Vic Mignogna's and see who could suck the least and win their case.

While LegalEagle just shakes his head.

[Deleted]

Matt Riddle: Do I buy more weed or hire an actual lawyer with all this WWE money? 

[XIII]

Sept 16, 2020 19:21:43 GMT -5 Feargus McReddit said:

Sept 16, 2020 18:50:28 GMT -5 XIII said:

I assume that Riddle’s lawyer is his dealer.

You don’t smoke your own supply, man! First rule!

Riddle: bro, never get high on your own supply

Riddle’s awful lawyer: Objection!

Riddle: sustained, bro.

Lawyer rolls the entirety of the stash into a blunt the size of Havana and enters the courtroom twitter feed.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 16, 2020 18:34:13 GMT -5 The Captain said:

We need to have a lawyer fight between this guy and Vic Mignogna's and see who could suck the least and win their case.

It's gonna end like a Avalon vs Cutler match

[Chainsaw]

Sept 16, 2020 19:16:33 GMT -5 sportatorium said:

I know this isn’t a laughing matter, but I can’t see “crank calls” and be expected not to laugh.

"Your honor, these texts when made public exposed my client's wife to...ah...those things. You know, the calls like they do on that one show, the one where the puppets call people on the phone?"
"...Crank Yankers?"
"YEAAAAAHHHH, that's it, man, Crank Yankers! She totally pulled a Crank Yankers! Man, that was such an awesome show! When they would get people all angry and shit? Man, that was awesome. Hey, ya know what was good too? Drunk History! But man, they should redo that show, but everyone gets so friggin' high, that'd be awesome!"
"Mr. Riddle, I'm dismissing your suit, and recommending you retain a new lawyer."

[Tom Turkey]

Smart Mark Sterling’s a better lawyer than Riddle’s lawyer.

[Perd]

Riddle’s lawyer is probably working pro bronco.

[sportatorium]

Sept 16, 2020 23:06:29 GMT -5 Chainsaw said:

Sept 16, 2020 19:16:33 GMT -5 sportatorium said:

I know this isn’t a laughing matter, but I can’t see “crank calls” and be expected not to laugh.

"Your honor, these texts when made public exposed my client's wife to...ah...those things. You know, the calls like they do on that one show, the one where the puppets call people on the phone?"
"...Crank Yankers?"
"YEAAAAAHHHH, that's it, man, Crank Yankers! She totally pulled a Crank Yankers! Man, that was such an awesome show! When they would get people all angry and shit? Man, that was awesome. Hey, ya know what was good too? Drunk History! But man, they should redo that show, but everyone gets so friggin' high, that'd be awesome!"
"Mr. Riddle, I'm dismissing your suit, and recommending you retain a new lawyer."

Seriously- I just can’t...I wish you could see that I’m involuntarily crying right now. Crank Calls.

[Tiiulicious]

I hope everyone who sent vile threats and messages to Candy feels like shit after this. Her story never changed or waivered but she was still called horrible things and got death threats. Riddle raped her, changed his story x a lot, fabricated evidence and acted like his shitty social media video where he lied through his teeth was enough to make it go away.

I hope Candy sues him and his vile wife for everything they got.