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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 5, 2020 14:12:43 GMT -5
WTF homophobia aside (I believe the word you were looking for there was "Child molester"),
a 13 year old Marty being able to kill a (presumably) older drug dealer, dispose of the body and getting away with it would probably be the highest accomplishment of Jannetty's life
NO way he could actually pull that off without $#*@ing up (the Police should probably go knock on his door though)
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Aug 5, 2020 14:23:00 GMT -5
Luckily the police were able to capture him at his local barbershop before he could escape:
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2020 14:28:59 GMT -5
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Post by Lancers on Aug 5, 2020 14:59:16 GMT -5
a 13 year old Marty being able to kill a (presumably) older drug dealer, dispose of the body and getting away with it would probably be the highest accomplishment of Jannetty's life Bill Kurtis voiceover: "It was the first time he ever used the Rocker Dropper. It wouldn't be the last."
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Post by XIII on Aug 5, 2020 15:12:48 GMT -5
Well this isnβt what I expected. General creepiness, (maybe) incest, necrophilia? Sure, but not this.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2020 15:17:17 GMT -5
"That was the very first time I made a man disappear."
Maybe he's just confessing to being a magician?
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Post by thechase on Aug 5, 2020 15:42:48 GMT -5
So will "Who Was The Jannety?" become crime terminology now?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2020 16:10:32 GMT -5
It's too bad that they already made Breaking Bad, because it should have been about Marty Jannetty.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Aug 5, 2020 16:58:14 GMT -5
Man, this is wild. I'm surprised the police acted on it quickly. Probably only because it's going to be the cold case unit who's looking into this, and their job is to wait around for new evidence/leads to show up on old stuff and then see if it pans out. Regular cops wouldn't move this fast on some dumbass raving like this, but quasi-famous person mixed with the fact it'll only take a couple people combing through old case boxes from that time to see if anything even sort of tracks means it's a real low-effort response.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 5, 2020 17:00:27 GMT -5
Marty needs to call the DDP Yoga Hotline YESTERDAY. If DDP could fix Marty, he needs a hall of fame induction, a Nobel prize, a Presidential Medal of Freedom, and canonization by the Catholic church. Marty is Marty. You have to assume everything he says is a lie. He makes up things to get attention because he can't let go of the attention he got 30 years ago. Shawn gets a lot of heat (and deservedly so) for being a shithead in the 90's, but he's Mr. Reliability compared to Marty. Hell, Shawn went solo because Piper told him Marty was just going to drag him down with him. I don't think even DDP can help Marty. DDP could help Razor and Jake because they wanted help, and their issues more mostly trauma and substance abuse related. Marty seems to me to be in the throes of a severe mental illness of some kind on top of being a colossal creep (which he always was, even before his troubles began, so I have no problem saying both). He needs to be in a hospital because that's the only place where he'll get the help he needs.
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Post by marvelocity on Aug 5, 2020 17:20:32 GMT -5
And to think, WWE was just ready to bring him back again...
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson π₯ on Aug 5, 2020 17:25:12 GMT -5
And to think, WWE was just ready to bring him back again... They did, and then they fired him before I had a chance to finish this sentence...
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Aug 5, 2020 17:33:43 GMT -5
Jake Roberts may have had two murderers on his 1990 Survivor Series team.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson π₯ on Aug 5, 2020 17:44:40 GMT -5
Jake Roberts may have had two murderers on his 1990 Survivor Series team. True...but the other team had Paul Roma.
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Aug 5, 2020 21:35:34 GMT -5
Jake Roberts may have had two murderers on his 1990 Survivor Series team. True...but the other team had Paul Roma. Will you stop?
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Post by hotshotalex on Aug 5, 2020 22:05:19 GMT -5
Hey itβs my tweet. π
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Post by Perfect Timing on Aug 6, 2020 10:01:30 GMT -5
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I'm starting to think the glass in the barbershop window was real.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 6, 2020 11:00:15 GMT -5
"That was the very first time I made a man disappear." Maybe he's just confessing to being a magician? By "a man" I presume he means "a pile of cocaine"
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Post by camphor #BLM on Aug 6, 2020 11:54:15 GMT -5
"That was the very first time I made a man disappear." Maybe he's just confessing to being a magician? By "a man" I presume he means "a pile of cocaine"
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Post by nickcave on Aug 6, 2020 12:41:07 GMT -5
I assume he's lying to try and intimidate his ex, that's what it reads like to me. Either way, he is someone that really needs therapy at the very least.
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