PKO
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Post by PKO on Oct 12, 2020 10:56:30 GMT -5
She’s a perfect inclusion for a future Royal Rumble but beyond that offers very little: She’s good looking but so are most of the women. She can’t wrestle. She can’t act. She got loud reactions from the crowd, but that isn’t going to matter right now.
She got very hostile reactions and dealt with it like a pro right from the get go, so I understand why WWE liked her. She evidently worked hard but she never grasped the wrestling side of things. Even her NXT run was terrible, bar the tremendously well laid out match with Bayley. I saw many of her house show matches which were shit. She just hasn’t got “it”.
As a valet? I’d be ok with that.
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Post by PKO on Oct 12, 2020 10:59:44 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was hoping for Melina Well, this was also posted today...
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Post by government mule on Oct 12, 2020 11:02:25 GMT -5
I'm surprised they never gave the troll announcer gimmick to someone else, that was money.
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Post by glorious83 on Oct 12, 2020 11:06:43 GMT -5
It would be great if her troll announcer buried her on her first time back out.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on Oct 12, 2020 11:08:48 GMT -5
I wanted her to be the first Smackdown Women's Champion.
Imagine if at Backlash 2016, the six pack challenge has come down to Becky and Carmella. Becky has the Dis-Arm-Her locked in, then...
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THERE HAS BEEN A LAST MINUTE CHANGE TO TONIGHT'S CARD. THERE IS ONE MORE PARTICIPANT IN THIS MATCH! PLEASE WELCOME THE STUNNING, ALLURING, CHARISMATIC, LEGGY, AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, ALL-RED EVERYTHING!!
EVA MARIE!!"
Carmella taps as Eva is walking out, Becky turns her attention to Eva. Eva walks up the steps, enters the ring...
And twists her ankle! The ref checks on her, Becky is trying to push in, then Eva shoves the ref ("Hey, no dq!! I love it!!") and catches Becky in a small package!!
1!!
2!!
3!!!!!!
"YOUR WINNER AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!
THE SEXY, SMART, POWERFUL, ENIGMATIC, SCINTILLATING, ALL-RED EVERYTHING!!!
EEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Why no, I haven't fantasy booked this before. Never. Not me...
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Post by Perd on Oct 12, 2020 11:26:51 GMT -5
I love the idea of Eva “The Diva” Marie. I’d have her carry the butterfly belt, proclaim herself the Divas Champion, and embrace all the trappings of being a Diva. Sort of a more realized Emmalina.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 12, 2020 11:50:49 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was hoping for Melina Same here. Eva Marie is such a random return. Beyond the audience's reaction to her (which is moot at this point in time), anything interesting you could do with her as a "model type in a post-Diva WWE" can be done far better by Mandy Rose, who can actually wrestle and is even decent on the mic.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 12:14:42 GMT -5
Ugh
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 12:35:57 GMT -5
I hope she returns and is even worse in the ring than she was before.
just because I am in a watch things burn kind of mood when it comes to Raw.
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Post by mistery on Oct 12, 2020 12:37:05 GMT -5
I hope she returns and is even worse in the ring than she was before. just because I am in a watch things burn kind of mood when it comes to Raw. The counterpoint to that is that they may end up having her beat Asuka for the title, which would completely destroy the women's revolution and Asuka, imo.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 12:38:34 GMT -5
I hope she returns and is even worse in the ring than she was before. just because I am in a watch things burn kind of mood when it comes to Raw. The counterpoint to that is that they may end up having her beat Asuka for the title, which would completely destroy the women's revolution and Asuka, imo. And the counter point to that one. Good now she can go to NXT where the actual womens division is.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 12:38:59 GMT -5
I hope she returns and is even worse in the ring than she was before. just because I am in a watch things burn kind of mood when it comes to Raw. Calling it: she returns and she's better than Charlotte, Asuka, Io, Sasha, Bianca, and Rhea... combined!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 12:40:09 GMT -5
I hope she returns and is even worse in the ring than she was before. just because I am in a watch things burn kind of mood when it comes to Raw. Calling it: she returns and she's better than Charlotte, Asuka, Io, Sasha, Bianca, and Rhea... combined! But yet still not better than Dana Brooke
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 12:42:30 GMT -5
Calling it: she returns and she's better than Charlotte, Asuka, Io, Sasha, Bianca, and Rhea... combined! But yet still not better than Dana Brooke Well, who is?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 12:48:56 GMT -5
But yet still not better than Dana Brooke Well, who is?
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 12, 2020 12:49:28 GMT -5
I already was planning to skip RAW tonight but this just gives me even more reason.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2020 13:11:36 GMT -5
Reading this legit sent my brain into a Jim Cornette-lite rant.
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Post by mistery on Oct 12, 2020 13:25:05 GMT -5
Reading this legit sent my brain into a Jim Cornette-lite rant. Pretty much how I felt. Eva since leaving WWE has: - Competed on Celebrity Big Brother with other D-Tier celebrities
- Been on various podcasts to push conspiracy theories and other distasteful statements with her husband
- Starred in two movies, both of which completely bombed (31% and 0% respectively on Rotten Tomatoes)
- Launched a fitness brand which failed.
Notice something missing from that list? She hasn't wrestled at all since leaving WWE.
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Post by Clutchhausen on Oct 12, 2020 13:28:07 GMT -5
As if I needed another reason not to watch Raw anymore.
And I don't get this board. They hated David Otunga but loved him once he grabbed a coffee mug. They hated Eva Marie but once she got the unfunny announcer thing she was f***ing praised.
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Post by mistery on Oct 12, 2020 13:30:56 GMT -5
As if I needed another reason not to watch Raw anymore. And I don't get this board. They hated David Otunga but loved him once he grabbed a coffee mug. They hated Eva Marie but once she got the unfunny announcer thing she was f***ing praised. You see friend, I call that irony poisoning. I have no doubt some people here are ironically posting about how excited they are for Eva's return, but the problem is that others see it as legitimate excitement (since sarcasm is hard to portray via text on the internet), which poisons the world view. Someone who is an awful wrestler should be called out as one, not treated as some hidden star that everyone is overlooking.
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