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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 8, 2020 13:49:04 GMT -5
...using sponsor-free Food Network speak.
Example:
I like the commercial where the two chocolate colored candy pieces shout "AHHHH! He does exist!"
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Post by Mandarin Dessert Version 0 on Dec 8, 2020 13:53:47 GMT -5
I like the commercial where a Santa Claus painting on a truck toasts to a father and his child with a caffeinated soda beverage.
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Post by Paul on Dec 8, 2020 13:54:18 GMT -5
I enjoy the commercial when Santa Claus convinces a caveman to share his multi-colored, fruit-flavored crisped rice cereal with his friend (who is also a caveman) who just attempted to steal the multi-colored, fruit-flavored crisped rice cereal from him by dressing up as the aforementioned Santa.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 8, 2020 14:10:46 GMT -5
I enjoy one where there are Hershey's Kisses all formed like a Christmas tree with different colored foil. Some of the Kisses jump up and ring like bells, playing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." Disqualified! The correct response was, "...where there are chocolate kiss candies all formed like a Christmas tree...ring like bells, playing a holiday song wishing a season's greeting and happiness in the upcoming year. /IS "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" in the public domain? |
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Post by DSR on Dec 8, 2020 16:29:15 GMT -5
The one where a star tries to get to the top of a tree, fails a few times, and then the tree bends down to pick the star up.
This is a local commercial anyway, so unless you're from the area, good luck getting this.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 8, 2020 18:00:16 GMT -5
Santa on a shaver.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 8, 2020 18:03:31 GMT -5
Disqualified! The correct response was, "...where there are chocolate kiss candies all formed like a Christmas tree...ring like bells, playing a holiday song wishing a season's greeting and happiness in the upcoming year. /IS "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" in the public domain? Okay, I deserve that DQ. In that case, how about this? Santa Claus traveling back to the stone age to get some cereal, as one guy putting out said cereal for Jolly Old St. Nick. Then the guy's neighbor dresses like Santa to go down the chimney to fetch that cereal. Figure that one out. So now you’re stealing others responses. By the power vested in me by no one, you’re disqualified again. |
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Dec 8, 2020 18:23:32 GMT -5
The one where a bee convinces a cranky older gentleman from a holiday-themed stage production to enjoy a bowl of honey and toasted oats cereal.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Dec 8, 2020 18:25:55 GMT -5
Trucks
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Post by agent817 on Dec 8, 2020 18:59:51 GMT -5
Okay, I deserve that DQ. In that case, how about this? Santa Claus traveling back to the stone age to get some cereal, as one guy putting out said cereal for Jolly Old St. Nick. Then the guy's neighbor dresses like Santa to go down the chimney to fetch that cereal. Figure that one out. So now you’re stealing others responses. By the power vested in me by no one, you’re disqualified again. I had just removed both of my posts. I realized that I didn't look through all of the thread. It's not the first time I've made a mistake like that. I'm going to start fresh. (Takes deep breath) A sexy blonde woman in red lingerie sitting on Santa's lap, making sexual innuendos about how the one thing that turns her on is Santa's bag of goodies. |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 8, 2020 19:02:21 GMT -5
So now you’re stealing others responses. By the power vested in me by no one, you’re disqualified again. I had just removed both of my posts. I realized that I didn't look through all of the thread. It's not the first time I've made a mistake like that. I'm going to start fresh. (Takes deep breath) A sexy blonde woman in red lingerie sitting on Santa's lap, making sexual innuendos about how the one thing that turns her on is Santa's bag of goodies. That’s ok. Last night I told someone here Mills Lane is dead and also said I didn’t bother to check. Spoiler alert: He’s not dead. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 8, 2020 21:30:44 GMT -5
Santa abs a crazed looking dwarf get outpaced by a second rate pizza delivery guy
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 8, 2020 23:52:51 GMT -5
Santa Claus walks into a late night eatery and orders a hot chocolate flavored beverage infused with artificial sweetener from the proprietor of the establishment (Whom let the rest of his staff adjourn early to partake in Holiday merriment with their kin), due to his customer's famous likeness the proprietor does not charge Santa for his order but the jolly old elf leaves him a gratuity anyways in the form of a seasonally gift wrapped package.
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Post by agent817 on Dec 9, 2020 0:20:54 GMT -5
A less fortunate little boy walking up to a military guy asking if he is Santa Claus and handing him a wish list.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 9, 2020 8:56:57 GMT -5
Old timey fermented grain beverage delivery wagon pulled by large workhorses thru the snow while a choir hums a vaguely holiday sounding tune.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 9, 2020 9:42:17 GMT -5
N64 jinglebells
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Post by agent817 on Dec 9, 2020 10:22:09 GMT -5
A snowman walks into a house and is then served a bowl of soup. The heat from the soup melts the snow off and reveals that it was a little boy under it.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Dec 9, 2020 14:36:11 GMT -5
Lonely guy living by a lake hums a Christmas tune while lighting the one palm tree he decorates.
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Post by Heart of fools gold on Dec 9, 2020 18:05:07 GMT -5
I like the commercial where a son returns from Africa, is met by his sister who stayed up all night waiting for him to show up, they brew a warm caffeine beverage the smell wakes the parents, who come down stairs to see their 2 kids exchanging gifts and flirting over said warm caffeine beverage
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