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Post by Kalmia on Feb 23, 2021 21:28:22 GMT -5
Love a big heel group promo: Fully embracing the heel persona now with that line-up of heels behind him. I love that the shine was put directly on some wrestlers.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 23, 2021 22:03:29 GMT -5
What would've made it better was if Khan was laughing maniacally in the background while Schiavone did the card rundown...
TS: "Well, tomorrow night, former AEW Champion Jon Moxley will be in the ring as he takes on Ryan Nemeth. Hangman Page faces off against Isaiah Kasi--"
TK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! EXPLODING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH! THAT'S RIGHT! I BOOKED THAT SHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TS: "Um, anyway, Ricky Starks & Brian Cage face off against the Varsity Blondes... in Round Two of our AEW Women's Eliminator Tournament: Nyla Rose versus Dr. Britt Baker, Jake Hager takes on Brandon Cutler... and in our main eve--
TK: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LET'S SEE YOU BOOK A GODDAMNED EXPLODING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH, IMPACT WRESTLING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TS: "Our main event will see Rey Fenix versus Lance Archer in the qualifier match for the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match at Revolution. That's all coming up on AEW Dynamite tomorrow at 8/7c only...."
TK: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! EXPLODING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH! I'M A GENIUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TS: ".....on TNT."
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 23, 2021 22:14:23 GMT -5
Love a big heel group promo: They really seem to like Ryan Nemeth, but I'm warming up to him too tbh.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2021 22:19:23 GMT -5
Notice Swagger wasn’t there... because who would want to see that.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 23, 2021 22:54:00 GMT -5
Loving that they let the heels sell their matches and get some shine. I don't think it'll be an every week thing, but it's a great pivot to try out, helps focus this back onto being advertising for the show instead of just Tony Khan going full nutjob.
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 23, 2021 23:07:29 GMT -5
Tony "The Forbidden Door" Khan
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 24, 2021 0:16:22 GMT -5
Tony "The Forbidden Door" Khan I cannot co-sign smarmy heel Tony...and this nickname...strongly enough.
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Post by toodarkmark on Feb 24, 2021 10:05:57 GMT -5
Tony "The Forbidden Door" Khan If he makes it a shirt, I'm buying it. When he said "I have the biggest heart in wrestling" and all the heels nodded, I popped. I don't ever want this to end. I hope he does a Youtube segment after the Impact stuff ends.
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 24, 2021 10:07:42 GMT -5
What would've made it better was if Khan was laughing maniacally in the background while Schiavone did the card rundown... TS: "Well, tomorrow night, former AEW Champion Jon Moxley will be in the ring as he takes on Ryan Nemeth. Hangman Page faces off against Isaiah Kasi--" TK: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! EXPLODING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH! THAT'S RIGHT! I BOOKED THAT SHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TS: "Um, anyway, Ricky Starks & Brian Cage face off against the Varsity Blondes... in Round Two of our AEW Women's Eliminator Tournament: Nyla Rose versus Dr. Britt Baker, Jake Hager takes on Brandon Cutler... and in our main eve-- TK: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LET'S SEE YOU BOOK A GODDAMNED EXPLODING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH, IMPACT WRESTLING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TS: "Our main event will see Rey Fenix versus Lance Archer in the qualifier match for the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match at Revolution. That's all coming up on AEW Dynamite tomorrow at 8/7c only...." TK: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! EXPLODING BARBED WIRE DEATH MATCH! I'M A GENIUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TS: ".....on TNT." use that next week
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on Feb 24, 2021 11:07:58 GMT -5
That was fantastic.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 24, 2021 18:07:20 GMT -5
Why was Cage shirtless
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Mar 2, 2021 21:07:45 GMT -5
My favorite from this week:
"Do you realize how big the Forbidden Door must be for Paul Wight to walk through it?"
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Post by Cyno on Mar 2, 2021 22:23:41 GMT -5
He's a madman. A MADMAAAAAAAAAN!
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bob
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Post by bob on Mar 2, 2021 22:48:19 GMT -5
I love Shiavone pointing an Tony Kahn at "I'm the captain now Impact"
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Post by Peeetah on Mar 3, 2021 5:28:25 GMT -5
What is the point of being that jacked if you're not gonna be shirtless all the time.
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Post by salz4life on Mar 3, 2021 10:36:35 GMT -5
Love a big heel group promo: They really seem to like Ryan Nemeth, but I'm warming up to him too tbh. Same.... I think he does smarmy douche better than his brother does, honestly.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Mar 3, 2021 10:46:47 GMT -5
Tony’s insecure, passive aggressive “ran out of f***s” persona is great. All I can really add. Loved all the “we’re on the same team” stuff.
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Post by toodarkmark on Mar 3, 2021 10:52:05 GMT -5
Tony’s insecure, passive aggressive “ran out of f***s” persona is great. All I can really add. Loved all the “we’re on the same team” stuff. "Impact, you're one of us. New Japan is one of us. AEW is us. It's us against them." He is such a Memphis heel in these, and I want a full youtube show of him just being a douche.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Mar 3, 2021 11:02:38 GMT -5
Tony’s insecure, passive aggressive “ran out of f***s” persona is great. All I can really add. Loved all the “we’re on the same team” stuff. "Impact, you're one of us. New Japan is one of us. AEW is us. It's us against them." He is such a Memphis heel in these, and I want a full youtube show of him just being a douche. It’s so good cause it’s not obvious..it’s just payed really, really well haha. Props to him got executing it this way. “And I don’t have to tell you who “them” is!”
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 3, 2021 13:50:12 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer apparently went on Busted Open Radio and said that these promos don't sit well with him or a lot of the Impact locker room...which I think is a pretty clear sign that this is a work to set up some of the AEW heels possibly showing up to bother some Impact babyfaces, I'll wager.
Tommy did a bit of a worked-shoot with it ("you can't just bury your opposition, it kills interest in the match" or "and we don't get a chance to respond?" type stuff), but I'm guessing it'll get to some kind of angle in the near future. Not any kind of full-on invasion, but playing up Tony's whole "this is like fantasy sports for me!" thing where the Impact babyfaces need to pop his bubble.
Until then, though, MOAR PAID ADS PLS.
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