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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jan 22, 2021 17:40:45 GMT -5
If his head didn't explode trying to make sense of early 1997, he would have quit because life's too short to make a ruling on a Los Boricuas vs. DOA feud. There can only be two members of Los Boricuas, DOA (and there WERE eventually!), etc.
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Post by sungod2020 on Jan 22, 2021 19:01:18 GMT -5
If he suspended Rick Rude for making fun of The Big Bossman's mother, how would he deal with Bossman dragging Big Show's father's casket around at his funeral?
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 22, 2021 19:04:10 GMT -5
“Steve Austin you are hereby fined $50,000 for striking your boss on the skull with a hospital bedpan as well as many counts of using profane gestures. You will also be placed on probation for one months time.” -Hologram Jack Tunney
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Post by jimmyjames on Jan 23, 2021 5:24:54 GMT -5
If he suspended Rick Rude for making fun of The Big Bossman's mother, how would he deal with Bossman dragging Big Show's father's casket around at his funeral? Don't forget Bossman serving Pepper to Al Snow.
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Post by SmashTV on Jan 23, 2021 5:36:05 GMT -5
He'd still be on the take. ![](https://www.pwmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/19890731_heenan_pt1.jpg) The best president since Noriega! That line never gets old.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 23, 2021 6:22:33 GMT -5
He'd still be on the take. ![](https://www.pwmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/19890731_heenan_pt1.jpg) The best president since Noriega! ![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjM5YjQwYTUtYzUxMS00M2JkLTkzMDQtNTkzM2MwOTIzMmM1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTA2NjY2NzQ0._V1_UY1200_CR98,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg) Will you stop!
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 23, 2021 6:28:44 GMT -5
I could see them, if he did somehow stick around, having him be mocked on the air by having his supposed gambling problem brought up as part of an angle.
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Post by Triangle Lancer on Jan 23, 2021 8:12:51 GMT -5
I could see them, if he did somehow stick around, having him be mocked on the air by having his supposed gambling problem brought up as part of an angle. How about Jack trying to break up the strip poker bit?
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jan 23, 2021 8:31:37 GMT -5
Imagine Vader beating his ass instead of Monsoon
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 23, 2021 10:29:04 GMT -5
Most of Tunney's appearances were taped from what I assume was an office at Titan Towers & I'm guessing there were several takes to get those done. Even by 1994 when he was used in front of the crowd at the taped Raw where they did the coin flip to set up Wrestlemania X he looked, well he looked old,confused & drunk. Putting him in front of a live crowd would he been death.
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Post by koreycaskets on Jan 24, 2021 1:38:58 GMT -5
I re watched Royal Rumble 92 today. When Tunney comes out and gets bood I thought it was hilarious.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 24, 2021 2:17:44 GMT -5
IMO, he’d fill Linda’s role in being the big good guy authority figure to counteract the Corporation’s machinations.
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 24, 2021 4:13:37 GMT -5
Imagine Vader beating his ass instead of Monsoon Vader gets a face pop and becomes the top babyface of the company.
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Post by SmashTV on Jan 24, 2021 7:05:40 GMT -5
Imagine Vader beating his ass instead of Monsoon I remember when this happened being shocked how tall Monsoon was. You’d rarely see a full shot of him as he was normally filmed from the waist up on Challenge or a PPV, so to see him almost the same size as Vader threw me slightly. If Vader attacked Tunney instead, I can see it looking genuinely brutal.
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jan 24, 2021 7:36:27 GMT -5
Imagine Vader beating his ass instead of Monsoon I remember when this happened being shocked how tall Monsoon was. You’d rarely see a full shot of him as he was normally filmed from the waist up on Challenge or a PPV, so to see him almost the same size as Vader threw me slightly. If Vader attacked Tunney instead, I can see it looking genuinely brutal. Agreed. Monsoon looked like a former wrestler in that segment. Jack would of been like watching your grandfather getting mauled by a bear
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jan 24, 2021 15:32:43 GMT -5
Most of Tunney's appearances were taped from what I assume was an office at Titan Towers & I'm guessing there were several takes to get those done. Even by 1994 when he was used in front of the crowd at the taped Raw where they did the coin flip to set up Wrestlemania X he looked, well he looked old,confused & drunk. Putting him in front of a live crowd would he been death. Yeah I'm guessing that actually had more to do with it than Vince cutting him out of the Canada tours did. He just decided he needed someone who could do that role on TV.
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 24, 2021 16:17:50 GMT -5
Imagine Vader beating his ass instead of Monsoon The crowd would've cheered. Monsoon was loved by the fans, but not Tunney.
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Post by jason1980s on Jan 24, 2021 16:22:04 GMT -5
What Vader did to Gorilla would have probably legit killed Jack. Gorilla looked like a grandfather while Jack looked like a great grandfather I'm surprised they were just a few years apart in age. It does suck Jack being excommunicated by WWE. I bet a guy like Howard Finkel or Pat Patterson would have known the whole story.
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 24, 2021 16:28:33 GMT -5
If not for the fact that WCW already had JJ Dillon as the on-screen authority figure at the time, I could have seen them trying to negotiate with Tunney to get him in there.
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Post by salz4life on Jan 25, 2021 17:42:38 GMT -5
I can imagine DX making fun of him. Either Road Dogg or Jason Sensation imitates him in an unflattering way. I'm trying to picture Chyna handcuffed to Jack Tunney at Wrestlemania XIV. LOL
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