Um, I got nothing to add here, let's just get on with it.
S02E07 – Death Comes in ThreesMajor points of the previous episode (It's a new feature!)
- Mil Muertes is healed up and clobbered Puma and Penta
- Marty is still being creepy towards Sexy Star (and Mack?)
- Rey and Dragon Azteca are still training
- Fenix beat Cuerno in a ladder match to regain GotG
Recaps of:
- Creepy Marty and the kidnap (and escape/release) of Sexy Star. Before we get any farther in, I did read something the other day that reminded me that there’s a person who has the perfect name to play Marty’s sister. I’ll wait and see if it ends up being them.
- The Mundo/Cage match and the debut of Taya
- Jack Evans and Drago (and PJ Black as well?) troubles.
- The lead up to Puma/Penta/Mil
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We start in the locker room (where everybody is apparently welcome) as Mack approaches Sexy Star. He tells her that he’s got a match with The Moth and wants her in his corner. She shakes her head. Mack replies that this isn’t like the Sexy Star he knows, the one that doesn’t run and hide, she’s strong, and an asskicker. This gets her to change her mind.
I mean, good pep talk by Mack, but he does know that usually happens the other way round, right?
Into the Temple…
As Striker tries to talk about how huge tonight is, Vamp interrupts him (is this going to become a running bit? because I want it to) to talk about how Penta is going to fulfil his destiny tonight by becoming LU Champ.
Marty “The Moth” Martinez vs The Mack w/Sexy StarWas Melissa close to corpsing when introducing Marty? I wouldn’t blame her for not being able to keep a straight face.
Three very different facial expressions.
“No means No” chant. In so many situations in wrestling, Marty would end up being the face here somehow. Melissa sees Mack building up speed as he approaches the ring and makes a hasty exit.
Mack bounces Marty’s head off the turnbuckle for the traditional ten. Marty pushes him away and… does it to himself a few more times, followed by a Maniacal laugh.
The Moth has a surprisingly good dive on him. It hasn’t got a whole bunch of spins or anything, it just looks great.
Sexy Star gives a guy in the front row a bonus lapdance while trying to get away from Marty.
Mack hits some nice suplex variations and goes up top to finish it… the lights go out! Only spotlights remain to illuminate things.
Creepy nursery rhyme style music plays as we get our fist glimpse of the sister...
That looks like a shot that was inspired by Taker’s entrances.
Star is freaked out, she’s actually shaking. Just a little bit, it’s very subtle and not over the top.
Love it. She definitely skinned somebody to make those wings, but she’s still got the Aztec feel to the look.
Mack is understandably distracted and gets pulled off the top by Marty who then hits a stomp from the ropes for the win.
Marty gets a mic. He wants everybody to bow down to his sister (as he drops to his knees), The Mariposa.
(aka Butterfly. So says google translate)
“You’re more creepy!” chant as Mariposa demands Sexy Star, who is having a full on panic attack by now, get to her feet and when Star reluctantly obeys, boots her in the head. Good work from Star here.
Some careful googling tells me this is Cheerleader Melissa. I know of her, but can’t say I’ve seen much of her work, but it’s a very good first impression. Oh, and if you were wondering who has the perfect name for the part: Session Moth Martina, but she was a year or two too late.
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Little bit of personal history from Fenix.
Growing up in Mexico City, he was very poor. He had nothing to call his own. The real world didn’t want him. So, he sought out a different path. One based in myth and fantasies. He became the Fenix…
… but still nobody believed in him.
They said he wouldn’t survive in Lucha Underground. He proved them wrong.
They said he could never defy death. He proved them wrong.
And that he would never be a champion. He proved them wrong… but they still don’t believe.
They think he will never fulfil his dream of becoming LU Champion. That it’s just another fantasy.
He’s here to prove to all of them that some fantasies are worth believing in. And some myths become legends.
Up to the usual standards with that one. Some backstory and motivation, great imagery, lucha goon beatdown.
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Jack Evans doesn’t get a chance to wash his hands after relieving himself (I’m going to guess he wouldn’t anyway), as he is attacked by Drago.
An angry Drago says that Jack claims that he’s the Dragon Slayer, Evans responds that it was the people that named him that 🤣. Drago jumps up and kicks out the lightbulb (impressing? Evans) and demands that Jack slays him now!
PJ Black appears and attacks Drago with his own nunchucks! This becomes a 2 on 1 situation… oh, and now everybody has a set of nunchucks. Was there a sale on or something? Drago shows what practise can do as he (temporarily) takes the other two out with one shot.
It turns into a proper beatdown by the pair. Black holds Drago as Evans asks him, “If you don’t want to be bludgeoned to death, you won’t show up to Aztec Warfare, will you?”
The lights go out (pay your electricity bull, Catrina!) as a voice says he would give them the same warning.
It’s the time-travelling spaceman with double glow in the dark nunchuck, Aerostar.
Evans and Black retreat as the two friends greet each other with a handshake, which is how they parted at the end of last season.
Hey, it only took Aerostar a month to travel 1,000 years.
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No DQ: Cage vs Johnny Mundo w/TayaIt’s not Mundo that appears for his entrance but Taya, complete with wind machine. She has a mic and addresses Cage who is already in the ring. She tells him that since Johnny already kicked his ass, it’s her turn tonight. She introduces herself as Taya, the perfect woman. Cage isn’t a man (He’s a machine!) but let’s see if he’s got the balls to face her.
The Lance Storm trained crazy blonde gets in the ring (See, I pay attention), the bell rings and we’re going ahead with this match (that Mundo won’t take any part in at all… )
Taya starts with some slaps and parading around the ring. Cage runs her over with a clothesline. Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and say Taya is a little outmatched here. She does kick out when it looked to be done quickly though.
A low blow evens things up a bit for Taya. Not for long though. Cage isn’t being careful because she’s a woman and is throwing her about the place.
That looks familiar…
Cage sets up a couple of tables and prepares his suplex from the middle rope…
Wow! I didn’t think that they’d actually go through with it.
Mundo finally shows up once Cage literally picks Taya up and puts her in the ring and then follows her in.
He clonks Cage on the head with the pipe, drags Taya on top and adds his own weight for the pi… Cage kicks out?!
Mundo grabs a whole stash of stuff from under the ring, including beer bottles, and a cinder block that gives a solid thud when he chucks it in the ring.
Cage counters a powerbomb/piledriver attempt and sets up Mundo for the curbstomp on the cinder block.
Taya is back up and provides enough distraction for Mundo to grab a bottle and smash it over Cage’s dome. No effect. Mundo tries again, this time in the face. Still no effect.
Mundo pushes Taya into Cage and bravely runs away. Weapon X on Taya gets Cage the win.
Obviously, when Taya first came out, I was expecting a sneak attack while she was talking. Then when the match started, I expected it to last 30 seconds before Mundo jumped in. What I ended up getting was a very entertaining match.
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Hi, Famous B! What have you got for us this week?
He’s a world famous, and recently retired, underground fighter.
Yes, I do have questions and one of them is indeed why are you wearing a wizard’s hat?
Poor Brenda, she lost everything. If only there was a way to make it better.
He does some magic and makes Brenda famous.
Using that close up shot on the face at the end, the one where they don't cut for way too long so you end up with the person trying to hold the same expression while their eyes dart about the place, is genius. Very amateurish.
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Ivelisse exits Catrina’s office
The waiting Angelico and Havoc ask if she made it happen, Ive confirms that they’ve got their title match next week. Hmm, wonder how she managed to convince Catrina…?
Turns out that there’s a stipulation attached: They either win or they hit the open road… permanently.
LU Championship 3-way: Prince Puma vs Pentagon Jr vs Mil Muertes(c) w/CatrinaI really can’t tell you how much I like Penta’s theme, it’s become the main background music that plays in my head.
That’s pretty much a perfect image for your unstoppable, monster champion.
The first team up is between the challengers as Vamp argues about what they each bring to the match. Mil soon uses his power to put himself back in control. Mil continues his demolition from last week as he takes them on a bit of a tour of the temple with only minor interruptions when the other two get a few shots in.
Penta and Puma have a few goes each of diving onto Mil to see if that’ll keep him down for a while. It works, so they end up fighting all the way through the crowd to the top. Penta hits a fireman’s carry slam on Puma and makes it back to ringside just in time to jump on Mil one more time.
A whole bunch more stuff happens aka I got caught up watching and forgot to note anything down
. So take that as a sign of how much I was enjoying it.
Mil ends up pinning both of his opponents.
That was a fantastic match, great fun. A good showing for all but it really put Mil over as a nigh-on unstoppable force that is only going to lose the title to somebody special. There's also balance though, as he doesn't stand tall every week and it's been shown that he can be caught out if you're smart about it.
As Catrina licks the losers, Fenix appears at the top of the steps. He tells Mil that he’s sorry to say the celebration won’t last long because next week he is turning in his GotG Title to redeem his one (1) free title match (T&Cs apply).
Next Time: Life after Death (Oh, I get it!)
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Post Episode & General Thoughts/Questions
- I don’t know what I was expecting for Mariposa, but it wasn’t that
- Credit for Sexy Star's performance here. She was fine, if a little subdued, until Mariposa arrived. Then she completely shut down.
- Makes perfect sense for Aerostar to be the one to help out Drago. The parting at the end of last season wasn’t just a throwaway fun shot, there's an actual friendship there.
- A couple of appearances for Taya and she’s already more memorable to me here than her entire NXT run.
- Something I noticed during the 3-way. Did they always have the mats around the ring?
- Mil has come such a long way since he first showed up with stripey pants.
- Fenix and Mil again? Yay.
- Double title matches next week. And then Aztec Warfare coming up. Feels like we're just about ready to jump to the next level for this season.