Thunder Rosa's Son Debuts

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

From the Observer:

"Anakin Cervantes, the 15-year-old son of Brian and Melissa Cervantes (Thunder Rosa) debuted recently in San Antonio under the name Anakin Rosa. He wore similar face paint to that of his mother, and defeated Pac Ortega with a superkick in his debut. Anakin Rosa trains at the Dogg Pound Dojo in San Antonio under his mother, Jazz and Rodney Mack."

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He was going to debut back at Beach Break but he doesn't like sand.

[eJm]

Apr 16, 2021 13:40:36 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

He was going to debut back at Beach Break but he doesn't like sand.

I mean, who actually likes sand? It is course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

George Lucas had the right idea, there.

[rnrk supports BLM]

Needs to be booked in a vicious blood feud against his mother for naming him Anakin.

[eJm]

Apr 16, 2021 13:49:24 GMT -5 rnrk supports BLM said:

Needs to be booked in a vicious blood feud against his mother for naming him Anakin.

Eh, kids seem to love the prequel trilogy so it doesn’t seem that big a deal.

Jar Jar, however...

[kidkamikaze10]

Just saw a video of him, holy crap he looks way more like his mom than his dad.

[Viking Hall]

I just furiously Googled how old Thunder Rosa was because I couldn't believe she had a 15 year old son, before realising we're roughly the same age and I could easily have a teenage child at my age too and now I feel old.

[Deleted]

I tend to more often than not forget Mel has a child because I have spoken far more with her husband...hope she finally let off that lettuce diet lol

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

Your name is Anakin and your Mom is Thunder Rosa? What luck.

Looking forward to him and Darby being emo together.

[pinja]

Anakin is Spanish for Anarquia. Thunder Rosa being a big fan of Mexican America.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Probably won't see him in bigger Indies for awhile but it's also really cool that you could, realistically, wrestle with your Mom... and even against your Mom depending on a companies intergender line.

[Chainsaw]

That's not a bad pedigree, having your mom be Thunder Rosa and you're being trained at Jazz and Rodney Mack's school. Kid may have a bright future.

[badkarma]

Sonder Rosa would have worked so much better.

[A Platypus Rave]

Apr 16, 2021 17:25:26 GMT -5 badkarma said:

Sonder Rosa would have worked so much better.

DAMMIT! I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE!
BANNED! >_>

[Natural Born Farmer]

Apr 16, 2021 17:25:26 GMT -5 badkarma said:

Sonder Rosa would have worked so much better.

El Hijo De Thunder Rosa

Alternatively, Thunder Rosa Jr.

[Mr Mario Mario]

Apr 16, 2021 13:42:21 GMT -5 eJm said:

Apr 16, 2021 13:40:36 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

He was going to debut back at Beach Break but he doesn't like sand.

I mean, who actually likes sand? It is course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

George Lucas had the right idea, there.

I mean I hate Star Wars but dammit I’ll agree with George Lucas till my end days here man

[Wardlow on Wardlow 54]

Apr 16, 2021 13:42:21 GMT -5 eJm said:

Apr 16, 2021 13:40:36 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

He was going to debut back at Beach Break but he doesn't like sand.

I mean, who actually likes sand? It is course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

George Lucas had the right idea, there.

So you're saying that Jar Jar Binks was actually a sand monster?

...eh, checks out.

[Welfare Willis]

[markymark]

Future rival for Hook and -1?

[bob]

Apr 16, 2021 13:40:36 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

He was going to debut back at Beach Break but he doesn't like sand.