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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 17:30:13 GMT -5
*Team Filthy is shown in the locker room in the back Tom Lawlor is sitting in a chair, Mo, Garrini, and Ku are standing behind him Last week I showed the world what Tom Lawlor was all about when I destroyed Riddle and set my mark in WWE.I know Punk and the Khans are looking to see who should be in the King of the Ring and If i'm not in that tournament this whole company is a joke. Me and the rest of Team Filthy is exactly what this company needs I am the realest fighter that this roster has and No I'm not counting Riddle or Lesnar cause to me those guys are jokes. I have been world champion everywhere I have gone to an WWE will be no different, I will be champion and there's no one who will stop me.
Which brings me to you Naito you are well respected in the industry from talent and fans alike to me though you're just another stepping stone to elevate me to the top. Isn't it funny Naito how both of us have factions in other places although unlike you I got to bring my guys either I wouldn't be here if I couldn't. There's another difference between me and you Naito unlike you I don't need wrestling I could walk away tomorrow and be fine, I could go back to MMA, I could do podcasting, or I could just retire I have so many sponsorships as part of Team Filthy from things that I can't repeat on PG television that I'm practically loaded can you say the same thing Tetsuya? No, No you can't. That's why you have no chance Naito I am going to do to you what I did to Riddle, and know this Tetsuya when I'm done with you you won't be nodding anymore.
*Tom gets up from the chair and walks out the door, the rest of Team Filthy follow him*
Well, well, well, congratulations, Tom Lawlor. welcome to the main event.
*A little harsh, Mr. Naito, but you do you while you stand in your section of the locker room.*
And you even have a little posse with you! That's amazing! Truly, you have come a long way from goofy entrances, getting choked out by Chris Weidman, and whatever it was you did on the Ultimate Fighter.
*Ouch. Naito shrugs as if kinda admitting the harshness.*
Don't get me wrong, Tom, you've really found your groove inside the ring compared to the cage. But that's where it all begins to go wrong for you. You see, I've been in this groove for so long that you'd be forgiven if you thought that I carved that groove myself. Yes, I know you have been doing this longer than I have but career length doesn't always equal success. Oh sure, you haven't done bad but you've got a lot of catching up to do. Hell, I did the whole team thing already. Just saying.
*Another shrug.*
But you know, you said that you want everyone to remember you as the guy who destroys everyone in his path to be the very best in this company. Everyone has that ambition. Problem is, few can fulfill it. And there's always that one guy who just doesn't give a damn what your ambitions are.
Tom Lawlor, I
*Points to himself.*
-am that guy. And that's where everything goes sour for you. King Mo isn't going to be able to protect you from Destino. Your other two running buddies aren't going to help put your house of sticks back together again when the big bad wolf known as Tetsuya Naito blows it down. I know you don't want to hear the truth but honestly, who does?
That path you claim you're on? It hits its dead end tonight.
A dead end named Tetsuya Naito.
*Naito does his "Open Your Eyes" taunt to the camera then walks off.*
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 17:35:20 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is your main event! I Have Come to Kill YouIntroducing first, accompanied by Team Filthy, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 205 pounds, Tom Lawlor! Here comes Lawlor and Team Filthy. That's quite the entourage for a single man.That just goes to show ya how respected Lawlor is as a competitor. Everybody wants to be associated with the guy.StardustHis opponent, from Adachi, Tokyo, weighing in at 225 pounds, Tetsuya Naito! Naito on the other hand is flying solo tonight. Though he had his own group previously, he's going to have to rely on himself to win tonight.A definite clash of styles here. But whoever wins, I have a feeling Punk will be giving them some very good news when all is said and done.Tom Lawlor vs Tetsuya Naito 10 Minutes
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Post by RKTaker on May 28, 2021 17:35:53 GMT -5
Lawlor with a single leg takedown to Naito
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Post by MikeyMania on May 28, 2021 17:39:28 GMT -5
Lawlor with a capture suplex.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 28, 2021 17:39:49 GMT -5
Tough choice. I think I'm gonna go with...
Naito with a BIG back body drop!
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Post by cj3 on May 28, 2021 17:40:41 GMT -5
Naito with a "It's not an efed until we tie once" slam!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 17:55:25 GMT -5
Yay, my first tie breaker! Going with Lawlor with the MMA Mare. Gus is doing well with EVIL and I think Naito can handle a loss here for now. ------------------
Lawlor and Naito exchange shots in the center of the ring, with neither man backing down. Eventually Lawlor lunges in and takes Naito down, pounding him from atop!
Naito manages to break free only to get a knee to the gut, Lawlor taking him down with a backdrop suplex! He goes for the cover!
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Naito kicks out. Lawlor pulls him off the mat and drives him into the turnbuckle spine first. He rains down more shots only for Naito to reverse their positions. He nails him with an Enziguri before sending him stumbling forward into a swift neckbreaker!
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Lawlor kicks out. Naito drops a leg across the throat before driving him down atop the ring ropes nearby. He comes back off, hitting him with a lariat clothesline turning him inside out!
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Lawlor kicks out. Naito goes for the Destino as he rises, but King Mo suddenly leaps up on the apron to distract him! As he does, Lawlor school boys him from behind, hooking the tights!
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Here is your winner, Tom Lawlor!
Oof, a filthy win by the filthy one! But a win regardless. He caught Naito sleeping and he paid the price. Lawlor may have taken the cheap way out tonight, but it remains to be seen if he'll be able to cheat his way to the WAEW Championship! Well this is normally where we would end things... but tonight we have Dynamite still to come. So let's not waste time. For Beth and Pat, I'm Michael Cole. Take it away, Tony!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 17:58:48 GMT -5
Light the FuseIt's Friday. You know what that means. Welcome to WAEW Dynamite! I'm Tony Schiavone, joined again by Excalibur and Paul Wight.Seven spots still remain up for grabs in the King of the Ring tournament and tonight could go a long way in helping to determine who is going to fill them.I'm especially looking forward to tonight's main event. Adam Page takes on Wardlow. Two bright up and comers who could easily leave the glass ceiling in pieces by the end of the evening.We've also got tag team action. Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss step up to take on former Impact Tag Team Champions, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows.Plus, one week after the Devil's Choir was revealed, Penta El Zero Miedo will be in action. I would not want to be Peter Avalon right about now.Cold WorldLadies and gentlemen, please welcome Eddie Kingston! Eddie opened last week's show with a victory over Dante Martin but I'm not seeing him on tonight's run sheet.Kingston is a man known to march to the beat of his own drum.It looks like he's heading this way guys.Eddie grabs a spare headset from next to Excalibur, but initially remains standing. Eddie Kingston, welcome to the booth.Good to be here. Can someone get me a chair or something?Apologies for not being prepared. We weren't expecting company.Is that a problem?No, not at all.Fine by me.Stagehands roll a chair out for Kingston and he sits down. There we go. Boom. Dynamite.What brings you out here Eddie?You always were a hard hitter Tony. Nah, know what, I know I give you a hard time but I like you. Reason I'm here is pretty simple. I got nothing else going on tonight. CM Punk and the Khans are looking for people to prove themselves here in WAEW. If all they want to do is pay me to sit on my ass, I might as well have some fun with it. Hell, I've always wanted to work with you Paul.I appreciate that Eddie. Happy to have you out here with us.Excalibur, we cool?We are.I'm serious. I know we've had some beef in the past but this is a new era. Anything heat we've had, it's all water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned.Sounds good. Truce?Truce. Now then, if I can take the lead just for a moment. To the dude in my ear right now, I'm gonna need you to shut up. I know we got Orange Cassidy vs Danny Limelight. If either one of them has something to say, I suggest we throw to 'em. Otherwise, let's get rolling.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:03:24 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Mi GenteIntroducing first, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 161 pounds, Danny Limelight! We have primarily seen Danny compete on Dark as of late, big opportunity for him tonight.Limelight has also appeared on recent episodes of NJPW Strong but he's going to need to start picking up some wins if he wants to maintain a featured role in WAEW.Where Is My Mind?The ring announcer is handed a crumpled up sheet of paper as Cassidy comes to the ring. ”His opponent, from Wherever, weighing Whatever, Milk, Pop Tarts, Frozen Pizza......OC twirls a finger to indicate that the announcer should flip the paper over. The man who is kind of curious why he’s wrestling against a green lamp, like, is the lamp plugged in? is the cord frayed? Is there loose water around that could result in a electrical fire?
I mean, safety is one thing, but I really don’t want to accidentally get superpowers or anything by getting electrocuted, seems like it would be hard and, nah, man.
Anyway, I’m rambling, long story short, make sure to get plenty of citrus to fend off scurvy, sincerely yours, Orange Cassidy.
P.S., Seriously, don’t forget the pizza, Combination, ideally.Paul, you think you could take Orange in a fight?I don't know about that. He's got some pretty vicious kicks.There was a time you wouldn't be crackin' wise about that. This is why I don't like Cassidy. Everyone wants to play along with the good times but he gets in your head. Limelight ain't gonna take OC as a threat and I bet it's going to come back to bite him.Orange Cassidy vs Danny Limelight 5 Minutes
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 28, 2021 18:04:46 GMT -5
Sorry I disappeared. For what it's worth, I would have voted Lawlor, so the tiebreaker worked out.
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Post by RKTaker on May 28, 2021 18:05:34 GMT -5
OC slowly punches Limelight
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 28, 2021 18:05:54 GMT -5
Orange with the lethal shin "kicks".
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Post by MikeyMania on May 28, 2021 18:06:34 GMT -5
Orange Cassidy with a drop toe hold while keeping his hands in his pockets
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:09:06 GMT -5
Orange hits Danny with a Superman Punch followed by the Beach Break to put this one to an end quickly.
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Here is your winner, Orange Cassidy.
Orange Cassidy off to a hot start in WAEW. Does he even know what a hot start is?
We are backstage as, once again, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows have gotten a hold of a cameraman and are ushering him to follow their lead. Gallows is carrying a box that seems to have a cake inside of it.
Brother Kenny lost last week and he wasn't super happy about it. Hey, we get it. We've lost our fair share of matches.
Everybody loses, but when you're the best in the biz, you always bounce back. So, we got him this cake to cheer him up.
Gallows opens the box and beckons the camera to look inside at a round cake that reads, "Sorry about the loss, brother. Get 'em next time!"
I wrote that one from the heart.
The duo arrive at Kenny's dressing room as Anderson knocks on the door.
Brother Kenny, we got you a little pick me up.
As Gallows and Anderson enter the room they notice it is empty.
Brother Kenny? We've got a Biz Cliz surprise for you!
He's not here...should we be worried?
Well, I did want some of this cake.
Does Kenny even like cake?
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen him eat a piece.
God dammit! You want a piece, cameraman?
The camera shakes back and forth as the cameraman declines a piece.
We don't got Kenny but we do got this camera stooge. You want to cut an old fashioned wrasslin' promo?
Why not, we got a match tonight, our first in WAEW and it is against a fresh, young star and some loser from the indies.
Sonny Kiss, the Golden Ass and Joey Janela, Just the Ass. Sonny, you're slumming it with that little mark and we're gonna show you how a real team does it.
Where are they from? Jersey? I'd tell ya to go back home, but not even scrubs like you deserve that punishment. The only thing anyone ever talks about is Sonny's glutes, but it takes a lot more than glutes and shoots to win a match. We've been at this tag team game longer than just about anyone in the company and we get to show the world how dominant we still are.
We might be older, we might be a little too silly, but make no mistake when that bell rings we don't let up until the match is done.
Maybe you should refrain from reminding people about you and bells ringing?
Oh yeah, don't want folks remembering that gimmick.
Either way, tonight is a win for The Good Brothers and a notice to the entire tag team division. Leave the cake and let's get out of here.
There's good luck and there's The Good Brothers. You ain't got either.
Gallows sets the cake down on a table as the duo exit, letting the door hit the cameraman in the face.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:13:14 GMT -5
This next bout is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Bad BoyIntroducing first, at a combined weight of 370 pounds, the team of Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss! I think this team has a world of potential. Sonny has style, both in and out of the ring, while Joey is deceptively dangerous.Some are calling them the new New Midnight Express.Who? Who is calling them that?Devil In Your SixTheir opponents, by way of Tokyo, at a combined weight of 505 pounds, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows, The Good Brothers! Eddie, you've had your fair share of run ins with these two in the past.They know what's good for 'em, they'll stay out of my way in the future. Sames goes for Omega. He claims he wants to do things on his own, how that work out for him? I can dig a guy like Evil, he's straight up. Omega and these two, they're testing my patience. Good Brothers, they can go when it counts, no doubt but if I never see another "Too Sweet" in my life, I'll die a happy man.The Good Brothers vs Joey Janella and Sonny Kiss 5 Minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on May 28, 2021 18:14:58 GMT -5
Karl Anderson with a spine buster.
Arn's is still better.
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Post by Dub H on May 28, 2021 18:15:01 GMT -5
Good Brothers with a twist
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Post by Waffel113 on May 28, 2021 18:15:34 GMT -5
Gallows & Anderson hit an assisted spinebuster with EXTRA CHEESE, EXTRA SAUCE.
Janela and Kiss better get in line because the Good Brothers are bosses.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 28, 2021 18:16:31 GMT -5
Gallows with a bicycle kick.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:19:48 GMT -5
Janella tries his best, but sadly ends up on the wrong end of a Magic Killer! 1! 2! 3! Here are your winners, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson, The Good Brothers! Whatever magic Janela and Kiss may have had, Anderson and Gallows killed it as promised.Kenny, you watching? That's how you get it done properly.As Anderson and Gallows celebrate their victory, a familiar theme song plays as the two stand in the ring confused. Battle CryKenny Omega heads out to the ramp wearing street clothes and his usual sunglasses. He has a mic in his hand, but paces around a bit before speaking. Great match guys, as always. Listen, we talked last week and I said I wanted to go it alone for a bit, I wanted to show the world that I am still the greatest living wrestler on the face of this planet. But let's face it. Last week, EVIL beat me. He beat me clean as a sheet...but he shouldn't have. He shouldn't have gotten within a hair of me and I think we know who's to blame.Anderson and Gallows share a worried look before Kenny continues. It was me.
I'm the one to blame for that loss. I was a fool who wanted to go it alone and try to win on my own merits, but have I ever really done that? Once the bell rings, I'm unstoppable but what fuels me, what drives me to be the very best? I used to think it was success and fame, but I think I know what it actually is. My friends. My friends have always driven me, from the Bucks to Ibushi to the two of you. I have always succeeded when I'm doing it for more than just myself.
I'm saying all this because I have an offer for you guys. Let's make it official, let's get the band back together. Not just any band either, I'm talking about the OG band. I talked to Tony Khan and told him that there was still one Forbidden Door for him to break down. I think you know where this is going. I'm not talking about calling us the OGz, The Club, The Band, NWO 2.0. I'm saying let's bring the original Bullet Club back!
No more dancing around the subject. Let's bring back one of the most dominant factions in pro wrestling and let's show those poseurs over in New Japan how it is done! I get that this is a lot to take in. I don't need your answers now...Anderson finally gets his hands on a mic and cuts off Omega. Kenny, Kenny please, you know we don't need a week to think about it. We're ALL IN!Now get in here and give your brothers a Too Sweet!Omega makes his way into the ring and obliges as the newly reformed Bullet Club trio pose in the ring. We cut to the inside of the same familiar church as we've grown accustomed to. Standing at a pew is once again the devilish James Mitchell, a sinister sneer across his face. Seated below him is the familiar masked man known as Penta El Zero M, looking to be in deep concentration. Welcome, my children. Once again the Devil's Choir is here to regale you in a most joyous hymn. So sit back and pay attention, as my words of wisdom wash over you.
Today's sermon is on the concept of beauty. A familiar one to many of you out there. Beauty is the quality of being aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Whether a gorgeous sunset, a voluptuous swimsuit model, or even an inspiring symphony, beauty comes in many forms. A quality most common amongst various things.
But beauty is merely a superficial thing. It is something that makes you happy when you see it. A thing that seems like it belongs. That all is right with the world as long as it exists. And while that is a nice fantasy, the reality is that the feeling you feel... it is merely a lie. An illusion.
My disciples are not familiar with this term... this "beauty" They do not exist in a world to be admired and loved by those who look upon them. Some might consider that a curse, but I feel the opposite. For it is actually a blessing in disguise! This concept of beauty... it's a crutch at the end of the day! Because those are constantly seek it are anchored down by that very concept!
They are slave to its whims. Making themselves look presentable on a constant basis so all will look upon and admire them. A single slip up and that concept is shattered. And once something is considered... ugly, it is no longer capable of praise. It simply exists as another lie easily disproven.Pretty... Peter Avalon, is it?Penta starts to stir, a sneer across his face. You and your precious friends consider yourselves to be an entire Pretty Picture, but when I look at you, I simply see another disgusting and deluded man. One who will surround himself with others to shield himself from the truth. Your one truth that you hold so valuable.
Truth is a valuable thing... in the right hands. But in yours, it simply doesn't exist. In mine, however, I am capable of exposing people for who they really are. That is my goal tonight. Peter Avalon, you will be the first to be exposed in the middle of that ring.
All the teased eyebrows and overpowering cologne in the world cannot save you from yourself. For you are destined to fail against me. That is simply what happens when fantasy meets reality. Reality will win out every time. And as you look into my eyes, you will understand that oh so clearly.
Tonight you step into that ring full of bravado and confidence. When this match is over, you will leave another broken wretch who has had their eyes opened to the truth. That is my power... the power of the Devil's Choir. And you have earned the privilege of seeing it first hand.
Do you fear the truth, Avalon? Do you fear me? You soon will.Penta lowers his head once more as Mitchell beams with pride. Amen.
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