MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:24:01 GMT -5
Welcome back to Dynamite. We are still joined by Eddie Kingston, trying to prove he is the best on this microphone, in that ring, even at commentary....You're lucky we called that truce.Sorry, couldn't resist.The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Chilled ChampagneIntroducing first, from Carson City, Nevada, weighing in at 182 pounds, Peter Avalon! Peter Avalon has been calling himself Pretty but his win-loss record is anything but.They called him Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally Kid Peter.Draycia CastleHis opponent, accompanied by Father James Mitchell, Black Taurus, and Abadon, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 207 pounds, representing the Devil's Choir, Penta El Zero Miedo! Penta and I never saw eye to eye on things and to his credit, it's because the man will not settle for second best. He wants to be WAEW World Champion just as badly as I do.The Devil's Choir may just be the catalyst he needed.Penta El Zero Miedo vs Peter Avalon 5 Minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on May 28, 2021 18:26:30 GMT -5
Penta with a Romero Special
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Post by RKTaker on May 28, 2021 18:27:04 GMT -5
Penta with an armbar
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 28, 2021 18:27:36 GMT -5
Penta with a package piledriver.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:30:02 GMT -5
Penta puts Avalon away with the Fear Factor. Then for good measure he clamps on a grounded hammerlock/inverted armbreaker, causing him to quickly submit!
Here is your winner, Penta El Zero Miedo!
Penta El Zero Miedo wins in dominating fashion. Who in their right mind is going to want to step in there with any member of the Devil's Choir? Who indeed?
*Cassie Lee steps in front of the camera.*
Hello there! My name is Cassie Lee, speaking as an advocate for smart, sexy ladies.
It's not easy being a smart, sexy lady in today's world. I should know, after all. Because I am a smart, sexy lady. Look at this pout!
*Cassie pouts for the camera*
Look at my chest!
*Cassie puffs out her chest, but then puts up her hand as the camera starts to zoom in*
Hey! HEY! My eyes are up here!
But you get it. Fully pout, chest, and have I got legs for days? UH, YEAH!!! But you know what else I have? A brain! Yeah that's right! I read Shakespeare! SHAKESPEARE!!!!! YEAH!!!
I can recite the Bill of Rights, and I'm not even an American citizen!! Beauty and brains!! That's me! And another thing, -hey!!!
*Jessie McKay shoves Cassie out of the frame*
We only have like, FIVE MINUTES, you know!!
*Jessie turns to the camera and smiles*
Hi! I'm Jessie McKay!!! And it's not easy being a sassy, funny woman! How do I know? HELLO!!!! Look at me!! I got the yuk-yuks and sass for days!! Who else can fall on her (gorgeous) butt, then get back up and crack a one liner? Who else could turn "HEY KAYLA" and "YOU GOTTA BE JOKIN' ME!!!" in to household catchphrases? Nobody!! In fact, I've included a list of all my quirks on my resume, which in turn can be read on the back of my 8x10 -AH!
*A cane reaches out and yanks Jessie away by the arm. Jervis Cottonbelly then enters the frame.*
Oh good day! Jervis Cottonbelly here! It is so wonderful to be appearing on the old telly for all you lovely ladies and gentlemen. I would simply hate to take up too much of your precious time, so allow me to get straight to the point. We are The Society of The Arts! We are here to bring class, culture and fun back to the great sport of professional wrestling. We have the brainy beauty, Ms. Cassie, the sassy Ms. Jessie and of course, Gentleman Jervis! Heh heh, that's me!
Wrestling is an artform and should be celebrated. We are going to remind people of WHY they are wrestling fans! So join us next week as I make my in-ring debut, right here on Dynamite! Bye for now!
*Jessie and Cassie push their way back into the shot, waving at the camera.*
BYE!!!!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:33:45 GMT -5
Im a man of very little words...I have my demons but they comfort me...We show a drunk Ace Romero and Larry D taking shots of whiskey among cans of PBR, Busch Lite and 4 Lokos Wardlow, Im gonna say this straight out. Your size don't mean shit and like any good alcohol, you won't see me coming until its too late. It's my shot you're taking....and Im gonna make you blackout[ The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your MAIN EVENT! Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 267 pounds, this is Wardlow! Taz Comes Out of the tunnel,holding a microphone and wearing his FTW Cap and Towel Merchandise,right behind him follows Tai Conti, wearing a Judo-Inspired Outfit but with Orange and Black themed as Tazz and they both stop at the ramp,Tazz gets on the microphone All of you better pay attention to me right now! Last Week all of you were able to witness the first member of what I like to call FTW -- a legit bad-ass world class athlete, a master of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu -- Tai Conti!And dont let yourself be fooled by her innocent smile, this woman was made to inflict pain to her opponents. She could snap the off the arm from the shoulder from anyone if she wanted to! But I wont reveal all her secrets right now, she has a lot more to show in the ring.
Because FTW is about rising up to success and causing pain but FTW is more than just a team - it is a way of life -- only a few people are fit to it. Special kind of people ,the kind that with the right guidance and support cannot be stopped. And right now for this match I want to introduce our other member, a man that is no stranger to causing pain, a man made for WAR.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you , from FTW to you... THE WAR MACHINE, WARDLOW![/font] Wardlow makes his way to the ring, stretching his neck muscles and yelling as Tai & Taz Clap and Taz hypez up Wardlow for the match. I'm calling it right now. Future WAEW World Champion right here.Wardlow's got all the pieces but does he know how to put it together? No Inner Circle, no Pinnacle, dude looks like a beast, I want to see what he can do with the chains off.Ghost Town TriumphHis opponent, from Aaron’s Creek, Virginia, weighing 228 pounds, "Hangman" Adam Page! Adam Page also has been looking to branch out on his own lately. He might be the best all-rounder in WAEW and it doesn't matter who you are. If you get hit by a Buckshot Lariat, you're staying down for a three.He drinks. He calls himself Hangman. He does cowboy shit. What more do you need to know?"Hangman" Adam Page vs Wardlow 10 Minutes
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RKTaker
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Post by RKTaker on May 28, 2021 18:35:05 GMT -5
wardlow with a big boot
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 28, 2021 18:35:51 GMT -5
Wardlow with an overhead "suplex" (really, he just throws Hangman halfway across the ring)
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Post by MikeyMania on May 28, 2021 18:37:37 GMT -5
Wardlow with a Tazmission.
KATAHAJIME!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:44:55 GMT -5
Hangman manages to reverse a suplex attempt and dropkicks Wardlow in the shin, dropping him to a knee. He follows up with a DDT for good measure! 1! 2! Wardlow kicks out! Hangman sends him off the ropes only for Wardlow to reverse, turning him inside out with a big boot! He takes him up as he rises to his feet, planting him with a vicious powerbomb! 1! 2! Hangman gets a shoulder up. Not satisfied, Wardlow hoists him up his shoulders and plants him with the F10! 1! 2! 3! Here is your winner, Wardlow! That's one hell of a way to close out Dynamite.And that's one hell of a target our winner just painted on his back.What are you saying Eddie?I've said all that needs to be said for tonight.Eddie Kingston throws down his headset and exits without saying anything more. CM Punk, Nick, Tony, if you're still looking for King of the Ring entrants, look at the man with his hand raised right now.The camera cuts to a promo package. A techno track starts to play over black and white footage of a out of focus wrestling ring canvas. The image slowly comes into focus revealing a pair of sun glasses seated in the middle of the ring mat. As the singer shouts “Tokyo!” the glasses begin to flash red bringing the only bit of colour to this footage. A hand reaches down, picking up the pair of sun glasses. The owner of the hand stays in silhouette as the still flashing glasses goes past his wrestling boots and up his long robe which has fur and tassels attached to it. It keeps going up until he holds it just over his head. Bringing them down onto his head just before the intro ends and the singer sings “I want to see you go” for the first time. As we cut to a wide shot where the still silhouetted figure begins to do his trademark dance, finishing as the “Go Go Go Go Go's” end by kneeling down on one knee, his body slightly tilted to the right and his arms out stretched. The promo ends with the lyric “Generate With The Power When You Step Into The Night” as it switches to a title card, with a logo of a red heart, in between a sliver K and H, which both have a wing as apart of the them. With it sticking out from the front of the K and the back of the H. bellow is the word GO with the same wings coming out of each letter, completing the logo. Under the logo is the words. “Kazuki Hirata Coming Soon”
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Post by cj3 on May 28, 2021 18:45:00 GMT -5
Page with a sympathy shot
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 28, 2021 18:50:41 GMT -5
Thanks to MikeyMania, Waffel113, RKTaker, Gus Richlen Was Wrong, Jonathan Michaels, Celexa Bliss 54, cj3, Dub H, Malibu Albino, and everybody else for voting, promoing, and such. Extra big thanks to MikeyMania for writing commentary for Dynamite. Made my life a lot easier. The final brackets for KOTR shall be announced here imminently. At the latest, expect them tomorrow.
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Post by thatloser on May 28, 2021 18:57:33 GMT -5
You might want to take that last segment out of the code box thing. I sent it in that so you could just copy and paste with out going into quote to get the code bits. Also Yea. I claim the guy in the last segment for Dynamite
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 28, 2021 19:12:19 GMT -5
MrBRulzOK, I was going to write Jervis' in-ring debut for next week, with your permission.
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Post by RKTaker on May 29, 2021 0:38:28 GMT -5
MrBRulzOK, I was going to write Jervis' in-ring debut for next week, with your permission. if you’re doing a squash match you don’t need permission
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 29, 2021 7:11:53 GMT -5
MrBRulzOK, I was going to write Jervis' in-ring debut for next week, with your permission. if you’re doing a squash match you don’t need permission Ok, great. Thanks.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 29, 2021 15:08:22 GMT -5
WAEW King of the Ring 2021 June 6th, 2021 Daily's Place in Jacksonville, FL There we go. The official brackets for our first ever pay per view! The reason Omega, Lashley, and Reigns have byes is due to them being former champions before everything was reset. EVIL, on the other hand, well he was one of the first to qualify. And he is a New Japan star so makes sense in kayfabe, I suppose.Scratch that. I just remembered that Lawlor was also a former champion in New Japan, so Reigns is out and he gets that spot. Which works better since I didn't intend to leave him out as it is. Now for this week's shows, we'll be doing something a little different. It's gonna focus more on building up this tournament, which shall be held next weekend. So for everybody who has been entered into the tournament, I'd say you should go ahead and promo to build things up. You can also promo for each potential match up as well, but just be careful that you risk ending up with alot of unused promos if you don't happen to advance. The official cards will be posted here shortly, but hopefully everybody is satisfied with things as they stand. If not, feel free to let me know though.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 29, 2021 15:31:29 GMT -5
Kenny Omega was champion in AEW, Impact, and AAA - three byes for Omega!
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on May 29, 2021 18:31:29 GMT -5
I do have a question, regarding the tournament. Is it going to all be done in a single day, or over the entire weekend? Just asking, so I can plan my promo accordingly.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 30, 2021 23:00:57 GMT -5
I do have a question, regarding the tournament. Is it going to all be done in a single day, or over the entire weekend? Just asking, so I can plan my promo accordingly. It'll take place throughout the entire pay per view. So we'll be seeing a total of eleven matches. I'm planning to do it in a single day. Also, after somebody pointed it out to me that we already did that match this past week... we'll be swapping around Orange Cassidy and Adam Page in the brackets. I'll edit things accordingly.
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