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Post by Ringmaster on Nov 19, 2021 19:33:53 GMT -5
It took me a while to code but click below for a full interactive WWE experience. Play again for different results. WWE: You're Hired to NXT!Click one of the following to find out your name and gimmick; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Krull Sputnik; A Russian cosmonaut who has increased strength and durability from inhaling space dust. -Running disabled- B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Devarius Cade; A streetsmart hustler who is afraid of heights. -Top rope moves disabled- C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Jack Willum; No-nonsense wrestling shooter. -Promos disabled- D: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You were over enough in the indies to keep your name, Congrats! -Proceed directly to main roster- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're getting hot with the crowd do you:
Stay: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You are still employed, For now. A lateral move but wise, select D for your next option Accept call up: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You're name has been shortened to either Krull, Cade, or Willum. If you selected D you have been repacked into a new gimmick Vance Lovestruck; A Gigglo gimmick -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You've been employed for 3 months select a scenario; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You spent another month running after the 24/7 title. You got a main event win over the champion but lost the title 10 minutes later. You were released shortly after. B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You were given a brief push and challenged for the I.C title and got 3 backstage promos. You were released 4 months later. C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You got a promo and nothing more. Bad Fate. You have been released immediately D*: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You spent as much time as you could in NXT, You have been called up. Good luck E: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You have been accepted to the midcard, You are currently doing nothing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Post by mo on Nov 19, 2021 19:35:37 GMT -5
Well, Top Dolla himself confirmed calling the office about B-Fab. Commendable i’d say, but yeah he probably sealed their fates with that move.
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Post by Ringmaster on Nov 19, 2021 19:35:56 GMT -5
It took me a while to code but click below for a full interactive WWE experience. Play again for different results. WWE: You're Hired to NXT!Click one of the following to find out your name and gimmick; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Krull Sputnik; A Russian cosmonaut who has increased strength and durability from inhaling space dust. -Running disabled- B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Devarius Cade; A streetsmart hustler who is afraid of heights. -Top rope moves disabled- C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Jack Willum; No-nonsense wrestling shooter. -Promos disabled- D: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You were over enough in the indies to keep your name, Congrats! -Proceed directly to main roster- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're getting hot with the crowd do you:
Stay: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You are still employed, For now. A lateral move but wise, select D for your next option Accept call up: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You're name has been shortened to either Krull, Cade, or Willum. If you selected D you have been repacked into a new gimmick Vance Lovestruck; A Gigglo gimmick -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You've been employed for 3 months select a scenario; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You spent another month running after the 24/7 title. You got a main event win over the champion but lost the title 10 minutes later. You were released shortly after. B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You were given a brief push and challenged for the I.C title and got 3 backstage promos. You were released 4 months later. C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You got a promo and nothing more. Bad Fate. You have been released immediately D*: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You spent as much time as you could in NXT, You have been called up. Good luck E: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You have been accepted to the midcard, You are currently doing nothing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here are your final scenarios; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Normal Ending- You remained on the midcard for years losing your passion for wrestling entirely, You recently spent an hour crying because you're dressed as a giant chicken and about to job to Rey Mysterio with KFC branding all over the ring. Game Over B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Unlucky Ending- Right after winning the mid-card title you started getting momentum, You were decimated by Roman Reigns and fired for not getting the beating over. C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Bad Ending- You were fired after a scandal when your tweets about how lame penguins are surfaced, You went on to double and down and have been blackballed from most promotions. You now have a podcast with 30 viewers and are about to do a spot show for IWA D: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Good Ending- You didn't renew your contract and gave Tony Khan a call. You were greeted with a huge pop on your debut and are being used to your full capabilities E: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} - Bloodbourne Ending- You Died, Try Again -[.Spoiler]
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Nov 19, 2021 19:41:03 GMT -5
It took me a while to code but click below for a full interactive WWE experience. Play again for different results. WWE: You're Hired to NXT!Click one of the following to find out your name and gimmick; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Krull Sputnik; A Russian cosmonaut who has increased strength and durability from inhaling space dust. -Running disabled- B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Devarius Cade; A streetsmart hustler who is afraid of heights. -Top rope moves disabled- C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Jack Willum; No-nonsense wrestling shooter. -Promos disabled- D: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You were over enough in the indies to keep your name, Congrats! -Proceed directly to main roster- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're getting hot with the crowd do you:
Stay: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You are still employed, For now. A lateral move but wise, select D for your next option Accept call up: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You're name has been shortened to either Krull, Cade, or Willum. If you selected D you have been repacked into a new gimmick Vance Lovestruck; A Gigglo gimmick -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You've been employed for 3 months select a scenario; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You spent another month running after the 24/7 title. You got a main event win over the champion but lost the title 10 minutes later. You were released shortly after. B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You were given a brief push and challenged for the I.C title and got 3 backstage promos. You were released 4 months later. C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You got a promo and nothing more. Bad Fate. You have been released immediately D*: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You spent as much time as you could in NXT, You have been called up. Good luck E: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} You have been accepted to the midcard, You are currently doing nothing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here are your final scenarios; A: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Normal Ending- You remained on the midcard for years losing your passion for wrestling entirely, You recently spent an hour crying because you're dressed as a giant chicken and about to job to Rey Mysterio with KFC branding all over the ring. Game Over B: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Unlucky Ending- Right after winning the mid-card title you started getting momentum, You were decimated by Roman Reigns and fired for not getting the beating over. C: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Bad Ending- You were fired after a scandal when your tweets about how lame penguins are surfaced, You went on to double and down and have been blackballed from most promotions. You now have a podcast with 30 viewers and are about to do a spot show for IWA D: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} -Good Ending- You didn't renew your contract and gave Tony Khan a call. You were greeted with a huge pop on your debut and are being used to your full capabilities E: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} - Bloodbourne Ending- You Died, Try Again -[.Spoiler]
F: {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} - True Ending: Vince enacts the Human Instrumentality Project and we are all now a singular being of consciousness. At least until the animation department's budget runs out. Congratulations!
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Nov 19, 2021 19:46:38 GMT -5
Well, Top Dolla himself confirmed calling the office about B-Fab. Commendable i’d say, but yeah he probably sealed their fates with that move. Insane that they canned the whole team for that but he's not wrong on either count. I wonder if it was even other wrestlers he rubbed wrong, or if the problem was, as he says, with people higher-up not thinking anything of this gimmick. Which'd track with hwo weirdly topical and on track it is, compared to a lot of stuff out of the WWE brain trust.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 19, 2021 19:50:30 GMT -5
Well, Top Dolla himself confirmed calling the office about B-Fab. Commendable i’d say, but yeah he probably sealed their fates with that move. The more that WWE claims people are difficult to work with... the more I think that actually translates to "They weren't going to just sit back and take the bullshit they were being given so we fired them"
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Post by markymark on Nov 19, 2021 20:03:13 GMT -5
So they fired her because she wasnt "pretty enough", that has Johnny Ace written over it.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2021 20:11:36 GMT -5
Btw… rosters thinning out, will the brand split end? Might as well have 5 hours a week talking about how awesome Roman is and feature him destroying all comers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2021 20:12:12 GMT -5
So they fired her because she wasnt "pretty enough", that has Johnny Ace written over it. It'll probably be a good day when this generation of corporate suits and their way of thinking all die off.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Nov 19, 2021 20:14:40 GMT -5
Everyone who thought the women's revolution stuff was at least in part a shameless PR handjob is now sad to have been proven so right, because they went right back to putting a pig in charge of things and he's absolutely doing his pig shit all over again.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2021 20:18:00 GMT -5
Everyone who thought the women's revolution stuff was at least in part a shameless PR handjob is now sad to have been proven so right, because they went right back to putting a pig in charge of things and he's absolutely doing his pig shit all over again. Johnny: Hey, boss! How come they don't release them Penthouse magazines no more?
Vince: Dammit, John! Have you ever heard of this thing called 'the Internet'? It's much faster for you to get your perverted shit going. Idiot!Considering how short the Queen's Crown tournament was and this whole Becky/Charlotte nonsense, it's not a real shocker.
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Post by chrom on Nov 19, 2021 20:19:31 GMT -5
Ace will always be a pig and a lowlife
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 19, 2021 20:20:04 GMT -5
Thorne seems to be taking it rather well.
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 19, 2021 20:22:32 GMT -5
So they fired her because she wasnt "pretty enough", that has Johnny Ace written over it. Johnny Ace is a scumbag, plain and simple. A mindset like his does not bode well for the future of the womens division.
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Post by cosmo on Nov 19, 2021 20:31:32 GMT -5
I always thought it was kinda off-putting that I'd heard stories that Johnny Ace hired the Bellas simply because he thought they were hot, and now he's their stepfather. Part of me thinks he just fell into a category on PornHub and decided to see if he could pull it off in real life.
Not to say that any of this is true, mind you. It's just speculation on my part. But still...
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Post by Mecca on Nov 19, 2021 20:49:47 GMT -5
To tope this off SRS says they're having tryouts next month.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 19, 2021 20:55:22 GMT -5
I always thought it was kinda off-putting that I'd heard stories that Johnny Ace hired the Bellas simply because he thought they were hot, and now he's their stepfather. Part of me thinks he just fell into a category on PornHub and decided to see if he could pull it off in real life. Not to say that any of this is true, mind you. It's just speculation on my part. But still... “What are you doing step-father?” 🤢
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Nov 19, 2021 20:59:19 GMT -5
Johnny is and always will be gross.
Bruce ain't much better.
Dunn is disgusting.
Vince is worse than any of them.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 19, 2021 21:10:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2021 21:22:56 GMT -5
So they fired her because she wasnt "pretty enough", that has Johnny Ace written over it. This is exactly how they treated sexy star when she had her try out ontop of calling her fat.
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