Gamer Scorpio

[Chiral]

He's just out here playing PS4 like a HEATHEN.

It's an ongoing joke in the Dark/Dynamite/PPV threads but I think Gamer Scorpio deserves his own thread. Give your best goofs for Scorpio "point and click games aren't really video games are they" Sky

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Mothman carried this meme on their back into relevancy tonight. They've been doing it for weeks on the DARK/Elevation threads and now you all bore witness.

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That match was by far the most enjoyment I've gotten out of Scorpio "Why would I play Persona 5, the anime's quicker" Sky, and only like 70% of it was the meme.

[Fade]

Chiral you ACTUALLY made a thread for it you absolute mad man

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Scorpio "they don't make games like Night Trap anymore" Sky.

[IgnahtaSempria]

Scorpio "Psaro from Dragon Quest 4 is just a knockoff Sephiroth" Sky.

[Chiral]

Scorpio: "Hey Ethan, have you seen this one?"
*hands Ethan page printout of this


Page: "..........yeah buddy that's sweet."

[This Player Hating Mothman]

May 30, 2021 23:24:15 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Mothman carried this meme on their back into relevancy tonight. They've been doing it for weeks on the DARK/Elevation threads and now you all bore witness.

Hey now. I may have started the Scorpio "posts about how accessibility and easy modes suck on twitter but then used a cheat program to beat Doom Eternal" Sky train, but this meme would not be where it is today if Chiral was not there at its conception to feed it and develop the lore. Their contributiosn are vital and they deserve a share of the credit for this beautiful, beautiful thing.

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Anyway here's original content that'd be too much work to cook up in a live thread environment

[Bang Bang Bart]

Scorpio “esports are actual sports, deal with it, dork” Sky

[Macho Pichu]

May 31, 2021 11:28:12 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

Anyway here's original content that'd be too much work to cook up in a live thread environment

I still can't read this meme without getting upset that 2007 is "ancient" and nothing before then exists. I know that's the point l, but still.

[This Player Hating Mothman]

May 31, 2021 12:49:41 GMT -5 Macho Pichu said:

May 31, 2021 11:28:12 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

Anyway here's original content that'd be too much work to cook up in a live thread environment

I still can't read this meme without getting upset that 2007 is "ancient" and nothing before then exists. I know that's the point l, but still.

This one will hurt you even more then

[Zone Was Wrong]

May 30, 2021 23:24:26 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

That match was by far the most enjoyment I've gotten out of Scorpio "Why would I play Persona 5, the anime's quicker" Sky, and only like 70% of it was the meme.

Ouch, that post physically hurt me. And that's as a fan of the games and the anime lol.

[Cyno]

Scorpio "Why does Aloy from Horizon look like a man?" Sky

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May 31, 2021 13:26:45 GMT -5 Cyno said:

Scorpio "Why does Aloy from Horizon look like a man?" Sky

Scorpio "These four games are objectively flawless" Sky.

[Chiral]

The mobile game page on Scorpio's phone:

[FinalGwen]

Ethan: What's wrong, Scorpio?
Scorpio: I've been playing this ancient Mortal Kombat game and I wanted to know what happened to my favourite character.
Ethan: Scorpio-n?
Scorpio: Nah, he's lame, now this guy Jarek is a proper badass, really unique character. But he's in real trouble...



Ethan: ...Huh, in my experience, that's not the noise someone makes when you throw them off a cliff.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Scorpio "the romance subquests in bioware games are for virgins" Sky.

[Injustice45]

Scorpio "Marvel Nemesis is a great game" Sky

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Scorpio "watches E3 and spams 'cringe' in the chat any time a human being has any sort of fun at all" Sky