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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 7, 2021 2:26:06 GMT -5
Maybe they would call it, Just The Shaqs, Ma'am And just maybe here would be some pictures from some of the possible episodes.    And just maybe it would be the breakout hit of the summer and possibly maybe put all other detective mystery shows to shame and they would sit there, in a circle, bathing in their shame together all in a circle of shame, which I would then call a shame-circle, and realize just how inferior they would be to this new hit crime show that would take the very world by storm. I see no other possible outcome. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 7, 2021 2:29:06 GMT -5
It'd be better than BBC Sherlock, so f*** it, sure, I'd watch it.
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 7, 2021 3:19:31 GMT -5
The theme song would be the Shaft theme only Shaq’s name replaces Shaft
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Jul 7, 2021 4:55:33 GMT -5
Im still pushing for my detective show about mismatched detectives played by Brenda Song and Charles Dance
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Post by eJm on Jul 7, 2021 4:59:13 GMT -5
Just do a shot by shot remake of random Murder She Wrote episodes except replace Angela Lansbury with Shaq.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 7, 2021 5:17:29 GMT -5
At this point, the underworld just recognizes him every time, but they go quietly anyway because they don't want to be thrown through the car windshield.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2021 8:19:37 GMT -5
It'd be better than BBC Sherlock, so f*** it, sure, I'd watch it. This ISN'T BBC Sherlock? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 7, 2021 8:36:15 GMT -5
Im still pushing for my detective show about mismatched detectives played by Brenda Song and Charles Dance They could call it "Brenda and Charles". |
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Post by HMARK Center on Jul 7, 2021 10:42:27 GMT -5
Wait, that WASN'T the concept behind Shaq and the Super Lakers?!
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jul 7, 2021 10:54:48 GMT -5
What if there were a movie where Shaq was a genie?
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2021 11:20:05 GMT -5
Shaq Clue
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2021 12:06:39 GMT -5
I would want him to make an obscure quip each time he solved a mystery.
"Unfortunately, they couldn't fool the Big Diesel, as I am fully acquainted with the inherent spatial flaws of Mercator Projections."
"Haha, if only the culprits had a deeper understanding of the Carolingian line, they could have triumphed over my investigative Shaqfu."
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Post by Malcolm on Jul 7, 2021 13:39:01 GMT -5
A detective show about Shaq and Kevin Nash as freelance detectives.
I call it "Diesel & Diesel".
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Jul 7, 2021 17:42:04 GMT -5
Just do a shot by shot remake of random Murder She Wrote episodes except replace Angela Lansbury with Shaq. Hell, just take random Murder She Wrote episodes, and film new footage of Shaq doing Lansbury's scenes and lines. |
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Post by HMARK Center on Jul 7, 2021 20:19:37 GMT -5
What if there were a movie where Shaq was a genie? You ever see that one genie movie with Sinbad? |
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jul 7, 2021 20:35:39 GMT -5
My dream show forever has been Shaq and Charles Barkley as bickering detectives solving mysteries together.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 11, 2021 23:28:51 GMT -5
I just hope during his busy schedule making this show, Shaquille can find the time to do some filming for Shaq-Fu:The Movie as well. He is a busy man, no doubt, but Shaq-Fu is really something of a priority as far as Shaq-related properties go. If that means taking extra time after filming commercials for IcyHot and Epson printers, then so be it.
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Post by humanoid33 on Jul 12, 2021 0:46:57 GMT -5
His defense any time someone would question his methods for solving the case
“Google me, man. How many cases have you solved?”
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 12, 2021 4:20:28 GMT -5
Im still pushing for my detective show about mismatched detectives played by Brenda Song and Charles Dance Not gonna lie I would watch the shit out of that show. |
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Post by eJm on Jul 12, 2021 4:23:16 GMT -5
My dream show forever has been Shaq and Charles Barkley as bickering detectives solving mysteries together. You're basically pitching a show where no crimes get solved ever. |
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