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Post by Casey Jones on Jan 29, 2022 0:20:03 GMT -5
I'm just laying here looking at a candle and I realized they are a solid that becomes a liquid that becomes a gas and than I realized, so is ice.
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legendkiller1985
Don Corleone
If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice
Posts: 1,698
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Post by legendkiller1985 on Jan 29, 2022 0:55:57 GMT -5
Clown will eat me
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 29, 2022 1:00:14 GMT -5
At some point during a cremation, parts of the body will be cooked to perfection.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jan 29, 2022 1:01:38 GMT -5
How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jan 29, 2022 1:11:00 GMT -5
I keep experiencing nightmares about this burnt guy in a sweater with knives for fingers.
Apparently all the other kids on my street have been experiencing them, too. So odd.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 41,935
Member is Online
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 29, 2022 1:20:00 GMT -5
* anal rape * quicksand * body lice * evil spirits * gridlock * acid rain * continental drift * labor violence * flash floods * rabies * torture * bad luck * calcium deficiency * falling rocks * cattle stampedes * bank failure * evil neighbors * killer bees * organ rejection * lynching * toxic waste * unstable dynamite * religious fanatics * prickly heat * price fixing * moral decay * hotel fires * loss of face * stink bombs * bubonic plague * neo-Nazis * friction * cereal weevils * failure of will * chain reactions * soil erosion * mail fraud * dry rot * voodoo curses * broken glass * snake bites * parasites * white slavery * public ridicule * faithless friends * random violence * breach of contract * family scandals * charlatans * transverse myelitis * structural defects * race riots * sun spots * rogue elephants * wax buildup * killer frost * jealous coworkers * root canals * metal fatigue * corporal punishment * sneak attacks * peer pressure * vigilantes * birth defects * false advertising * ungrateful children * financial ruin * mildew * loss of privileges * bad drugs * ill-fitting shoes * widespread chaos * Lou Gehrig's Disease * stray bullets * runaway trains * chemical spills * locusts * airline food * shipwrecks * prowlers * bathtub accidents * faulty merchandise * terrorism * discrimination * wrongful cremation * carbon deposits * beef tapeworm * taxation without representation * escaped maniacs * sunburn * abandonment * threatening letters * entropy * nine-mile fever * poor workmanship * absentee landlord * solitary confinement * depletion of the ozone layer * unworthiness * intestinal bleeding * defrocked priests * loss of equilibrium * disgruntled employees * global warming * card sharps * poisoned meat * nuclear accidents * broken promises * contamination of the water supply * obscene phone calls * nuclear winter * wayward girls * mutual assured destruction * rampaging moose * the greenhouse effect * cluster headaches * social isolation * Dutch elm disease * the contraction of the universe * paper cuts * eternal damnation * the wrath of God * and PARANOIA!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 29, 2022 1:32:36 GMT -5
Cat, and bad knee
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Post by Cyno on Jan 29, 2022 3:55:50 GMT -5
General existential dread
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
Posts: 27,091
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 29, 2022 4:02:03 GMT -5
The only time I get peace and quiet is after midnight
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 29, 2022 4:47:29 GMT -5
When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening?
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Post by Secret Clown on Jan 29, 2022 7:48:34 GMT -5
Too much sugar/caffeine
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
Posts: 8,931
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 29, 2022 7:58:52 GMT -5
Brain keeps going on random stuff and doesn't "shut off".
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jan 29, 2022 8:09:41 GMT -5
* anal rape * quicksand * body lice * evil spirits * gridlock * acid rain * continental drift * labor violence * flash floods * rabies * torture * bad luck * calcium deficiency * falling rocks * cattle stampedes * bank failure * evil neighbors * killer bees * organ rejection * lynching * toxic waste * unstable dynamite * religious fanatics * prickly heat * price fixing * moral decay * hotel fires * loss of face * stink bombs * bubonic plague * neo-Nazis * friction * cereal weevils * failure of will * chain reactions * soil erosion * mail fraud * dry rot * voodoo curses * broken glass * snake bites * parasites * white slavery * public ridicule * faithless friends * random violence * breach of contract * family scandals * charlatans * transverse myelitis * structural defects * race riots * sun spots * rogue elephants * wax buildup * killer frost * jealous coworkers * root canals * metal fatigue * corporal punishment * sneak attacks * peer pressure * vigilantes * birth defects * false advertising * ungrateful children * financial ruin * mildew * loss of privileges * bad drugs * ill-fitting shoes * widespread chaos * Lou Gehrig's Disease * stray bullets * runaway trains * chemical spills * locusts * airline food * shipwrecks * prowlers * bathtub accidents * faulty merchandise * terrorism * discrimination * wrongful cremation * carbon deposits * beef tapeworm * taxation without representation * escaped maniacs * sunburn * abandonment * threatening letters * entropy * nine-mile fever * poor workmanship * absentee landlord * solitary confinement * depletion of the ozone layer * unworthiness * intestinal bleeding * defrocked priests * loss of equilibrium * disgruntled employees * global warming * card sharps * poisoned meat * nuclear accidents * broken promises * contamination of the water supply * obscene phone calls * nuclear winter * wayward girls * mutual assured destruction * rampaging moose * the greenhouse effect * cluster headaches * social isolation * Dutch elm disease * the contraction of the universe * paper cuts * eternal damnation * the wrath of God * and PARANOIA! That sounds like something from George Carlin
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 29, 2022 8:16:10 GMT -5
Ever since that mouse I hear things going bump in the night too often
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jan 29, 2022 8:30:36 GMT -5
Wondering if Casper is like... a dead kid?
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Jan 29, 2022 9:58:38 GMT -5
I’ll sleep when you fix this damn door!
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
Posts: 11,989
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 29, 2022 10:36:08 GMT -5
But I do fall asleep.
It’s on the couch most of the time, but I do!
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 29, 2022 11:45:22 GMT -5
Being afraid that you can't fall asleep.
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Post by thechase on Jan 29, 2022 12:12:47 GMT -5
You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another kiss is all you need
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Paul
Vegeta
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Post by Paul on Jan 29, 2022 12:23:03 GMT -5
Wondering if Casper is like... a dead kid? Oh yeah. He's the ghost of Richie Rich.
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