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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 29, 2022 12:32:22 GMT -5
zombie hunting humans. the possibility of Brock Lesnar becoming bored with his normal hunting victims and deciding to go after zombies. wondering if our entire existence is a simulation, why has no one found the cheats like in the sims, and how thankful we should be whoever is in control hasn't gone full sims player mode and thrown us all in a giant swimming pool with no stairs. that it's a good job spiders and ants haven't teamed up to overthrow humanity.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 29, 2022 12:45:14 GMT -5
I'm not tired.
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Post by bibboid on Jan 29, 2022 14:25:59 GMT -5
You can't sleep, you can't eat There's no doubt, you're in deep Your throat is tight, you can't breathe Another kiss is all you need Sounds to me like you are addicted to love.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 29, 2022 14:40:47 GMT -5
Sheep left for the Big City
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 29, 2022 14:51:09 GMT -5
Turning over in bed when you have a cast on one leg.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,299
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 29, 2022 15:59:42 GMT -5
That time I tripped over a chair infront of my crush back in school and the whole class laughed is usually a favourite of my brain.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 29, 2022 16:59:51 GMT -5
I sleep next to the window, and my window doesn't close all the way. We also had a blizzard, last night into today.
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Paul
Vegeta
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Post by Paul on Jan 29, 2022 17:03:25 GMT -5
I sleep next to the window, and my window doesn't close all the way. We also had a blizzard, last night into today. Geez... That would drive me crazy. I would have to either move the bed or get the window fixed.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2022 20:49:39 GMT -5
No weed.
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Post by Casey Jones on Jan 29, 2022 20:56:56 GMT -5
Usually that's a reason for me to go to sleep
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2022 21:00:28 GMT -5
Usually that's a reason for me to go to sleep Lol, I wish I could. I do enjoy the high but I smoke regularly because of mental problems. Even with my pills I just sit there and worry about shit all night if I don't smoke.
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Post by Casey Jones on Jan 29, 2022 21:11:13 GMT -5
Usually that's a reason for me to go to sleep Lol, I wish I could. I do enjoy the high but I smoke regularly because of mental problems. Even with my pills I just sit there and worry about shit all night if I don't smoke. Same, that why I like "no weed? Well tonight's gonna suck. Might as well just go to bed
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 29, 2022 21:45:49 GMT -5
* anal rape * quicksand * body lice * evil spirits * gridlock * acid rain * continental drift * labor violence * flash floods * rabies * torture * bad luck * calcium deficiency * falling rocks * cattle stampedes * bank failure * evil neighbors * killer bees * organ rejection * lynching * toxic waste * unstable dynamite * religious fanatics * prickly heat * price fixing * moral decay * hotel fires * loss of face * stink bombs * bubonic plague * neo-Nazis * friction * cereal weevils * failure of will * chain reactions * soil erosion * mail fraud * dry rot * voodoo curses * broken glass * snake bites * parasites * white slavery * public ridicule * faithless friends * random violence * breach of contract * family scandals * charlatans * transverse myelitis * structural defects * race riots * sun spots * rogue elephants * wax buildup * killer frost * jealous coworkers * root canals * metal fatigue * corporal punishment * sneak attacks * peer pressure * vigilantes * birth defects * false advertising * ungrateful children * financial ruin * mildew * loss of privileges * bad drugs * ill-fitting shoes * widespread chaos * Lou Gehrig's Disease * stray bullets * runaway trains * chemical spills * locusts * airline food * shipwrecks * prowlers * bathtub accidents * faulty merchandise * terrorism * discrimination * wrongful cremation * carbon deposits * beef tapeworm * taxation without representation * escaped maniacs * sunburn * abandonment * threatening letters * entropy * nine-mile fever * poor workmanship * absentee landlord * solitary confinement * depletion of the ozone layer * unworthiness * intestinal bleeding * defrocked priests * loss of equilibrium * disgruntled employees * global warming * card sharps * poisoned meat * nuclear accidents * broken promises * contamination of the water supply * obscene phone calls * nuclear winter * wayward girls * mutual assured destruction * rampaging moose * the greenhouse effect * cluster headaches * social isolation * Dutch elm disease * the contraction of the universe * paper cuts * eternal damnation * the wrath of God * and PARANOIA! That sounds like something from George Carlin It is.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 30, 2022 11:04:04 GMT -5
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 30, 2022 13:13:29 GMT -5
Big poo
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Post by floundertime on Jan 30, 2022 20:12:38 GMT -5
Dog keeps jumping out of bed and doesn't want to sleep
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Post by Casey Jones on Jan 30, 2022 20:58:54 GMT -5
In breaking bad. Walt should have just stuck with the story that Jesse sold him weed.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jan 30, 2022 22:43:47 GMT -5
I wake up too late on weekends.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 30, 2022 23:02:11 GMT -5
We're not in Brooklyn yet.
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Post by Duke Cameron on Jan 31, 2022 7:23:42 GMT -5
Willem Dafoe’s under my bed
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