Reasons you can't sleep

[Casey Jones]

I'm just laying here looking at a candle and I realized they are a solid that becomes a liquid that becomes a gas and than I realized, so is ice.

[legendkiller1985]

Clown will eat me

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

At some point during a cremation, parts of the body will be cooked to perfection.

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

[Jumpin' Jesse Walsh]

I keep experiencing nightmares about this burnt guy in a sweater with knives for fingers.

Apparently all the other kids on my street have been experiencing them, too. So odd.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

* anal rape
* quicksand
* body lice
* evil spirits
* gridlock
* acid rain
* continental drift
* labor violence
* flash floods
* rabies
* torture
* bad luck
* calcium deficiency
* falling rocks
* cattle stampedes
* bank failure
* evil neighbors
* killer bees
* organ rejection
* lynching
* toxic waste
* unstable dynamite
* religious fanatics
* prickly heat
* price fixing
* moral decay
* hotel fires
* loss of face
* stink bombs
* bubonic plague
* neo-Nazis
* friction
* cereal weevils
* failure of will
* chain reactions
* soil erosion
* mail fraud
* dry rot
* voodoo curses
* broken glass
* snake bites
* parasites
* white slavery
* public ridicule
* faithless friends
* random violence
* breach of contract
* family scandals
* charlatans
* transverse myelitis
* structural defects
* race riots
* sun spots
* rogue elephants
* wax buildup
* killer frost
* jealous coworkers
* root canals
* metal fatigue
* corporal punishment
* sneak attacks
* peer pressure
* vigilantes
* birth defects
* false advertising
* ungrateful children
* financial ruin
* mildew
* loss of privileges
* bad drugs
* ill-fitting shoes
* widespread chaos
* Lou Gehrig's Disease
* stray bullets
* runaway trains
* chemical spills
* locusts
* airline food
* shipwrecks
* prowlers
* bathtub accidents
* faulty merchandise
* terrorism
* discrimination
* wrongful cremation
* carbon deposits
* beef tapeworm
* taxation without representation
* escaped maniacs
* sunburn
* abandonment
* threatening letters
* entropy
* nine-mile fever
* poor workmanship
* absentee landlord
* solitary confinement
* depletion of the ozone layer
* unworthiness
* intestinal bleeding
* defrocked priests
* loss of equilibrium
* disgruntled employees
* global warming
* card sharps
* poisoned meat
* nuclear accidents
* broken promises
* contamination of the water supply
* obscene phone calls
* nuclear winter
* wayward girls
* mutual assured destruction
* rampaging moose
* the greenhouse effect
* cluster headaches
* social isolation
* Dutch elm disease
* the contraction of the universe
* paper cuts
* eternal damnation
* the wrath of God
* and PARANOIA!

[G✇JI☈A]

Cat, and bad knee

[Cyno]

General existential dread

[ayumidah]

The only time I get peace and quiet is after midnight

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening?

[Secret Clown]

Too much sugar/caffeine

[Fundertaker]

Brain keeps going on random stuff and doesn't "shut off".

[The Summer of Muskrat XVII]

Jan 29, 2022 1:20:00 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

* anal rape
* quicksand
* body lice
* evil spirits
* gridlock
* acid rain
* continental drift
* labor violence
* flash floods
* rabies
* torture
* bad luck
* calcium deficiency
* falling rocks
* cattle stampedes
* bank failure
* evil neighbors
* killer bees
* organ rejection
* lynching
* toxic waste
* unstable dynamite
* religious fanatics
* prickly heat
* price fixing
* moral decay
* hotel fires
* loss of face
* stink bombs
* bubonic plague
* neo-Nazis
* friction
* cereal weevils
* failure of will
* chain reactions
* soil erosion
* mail fraud
* dry rot
* voodoo curses
* broken glass
* snake bites
* parasites
* white slavery
* public ridicule
* faithless friends
* random violence
* breach of contract
* family scandals
* charlatans
* transverse myelitis
* structural defects
* race riots
* sun spots
* rogue elephants
* wax buildup
* killer frost
* jealous coworkers
* root canals
* metal fatigue
* corporal punishment
* sneak attacks
* peer pressure
* vigilantes
* birth defects
* false advertising
* ungrateful children
* financial ruin
* mildew
* loss of privileges
* bad drugs
* ill-fitting shoes
* widespread chaos
* Lou Gehrig's Disease
* stray bullets
* runaway trains
* chemical spills
* locusts
* airline food
* shipwrecks
* prowlers
* bathtub accidents
* faulty merchandise
* terrorism
* discrimination
* wrongful cremation
* carbon deposits
* beef tapeworm
* taxation without representation
* escaped maniacs
* sunburn
* abandonment
* threatening letters
* entropy
* nine-mile fever
* poor workmanship
* absentee landlord
* solitary confinement
* depletion of the ozone layer
* unworthiness
* intestinal bleeding
* defrocked priests
* loss of equilibrium
* disgruntled employees
* global warming
* card sharps
* poisoned meat
* nuclear accidents
* broken promises
* contamination of the water supply
* obscene phone calls
* nuclear winter
* wayward girls
* mutual assured destruction
* rampaging moose
* the greenhouse effect
* cluster headaches
* social isolation
* Dutch elm disease
* the contraction of the universe
* paper cuts
* eternal damnation
* the wrath of God
* and PARANOIA!

That sounds like something from George Carlin

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Ever since that mouse I hear things going bump in the night too often

[Natural Born Farmer]

Wondering if Casper is like... a dead kid?

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

I’ll sleep when you fix this damn door!

[DragonMasterP]

But I do fall asleep.

It’s on the couch most of the time, but I do!

[EvenBaldobombHasAJob]

Being afraid that you can't fall asleep.

[thechase]

You can't sleep, you can't eat

There's no doubt, you're in deep

Your throat is tight, you can't breathe

Another kiss is all you need

[Paul]

Jan 29, 2022 8:30:36 GMT -5 Natural Born Farmer said:

Wondering if Casper is like... a dead kid?

Oh yeah. He's the ghost of Richie Rich.