🎨 NXT 2.0 3/1 Thread: The Thirst Of March Edition

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

Scheduled for tonight:

*NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Carmelo Hayes (c) v Pete Dunne
*NXT Champion Bron Breakker and Tommaso Ciampa v #1 NXT Contender Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode
*Solo Sikoa v Gunther
*Andre Chase v Von Wagner
*Draco Anthony v Harland
*Other Women's Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic First Round matches? (Indi Hartwell/Persia Pirotta v Wendy Choo/Dakota Kai and/or Cora Jade/Raquel Gonzalez v Valentina Feroz/Yulisa Leon)
*Other stuff

[government mule]

If Von Robert Wagner doesn't score any points tonight, I think I may have to throw him out the house

[Lizuka #BLM]

Surprised they're doing so much on this show given it's inevitable it's going to get absolutely savaged in the ratings.

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WWE IMPACT!!!

[Bang Bang Bart]

Mar 1, 2022 8:44:37 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Surprised they're doing so much on this show given it's inevitable it's going to get absolutely savaged in the ratings.

For context: there's the ongoing big breaking news coverage and the President's State of the Union address starting during NXT's second hour.

[Gawk Rivers]

Solo Sikoa vs. Gunther is gonna be a hilariously weird match I can just tell

[Deleted]

No Nikkita this week so the horny level should fall from a 20 to a 19.5

And then hit zero when Von Wagon Barrel shows up.

[Legion]

My favourite show of the week!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

YES VON WAGNER IS GOING TO BE IN ACTION WE ARE SAVED

[Deleted]

She is not on tonight but she leaves us gifts.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CafcgkphPVB

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

If Nikkita Lyons isn’t super Black Massing Bobby Roode’s face off, what’s the point?

[Celexa Bliss]

Great thread title lol

[Celexa Bliss]

Mar 1, 2022 11:51:47 GMT -5 @sigmax said:

No Nikkita this week so the horny level should fall from a 20 to a 19.5

And then hit 1000000 when Von Wagon Barrel shows up.

FTFY

[Deleted]

Man, I have no interest in that main event at all. The rest of the show should be fun, though.

[Deleted]

Mar 1, 2022 14:34:50 GMT -5 Celexa Bliss said:

Mar 1, 2022 11:51:47 GMT -5 @sigmax said:

No Nikkita this week so the horny level should fall from a 20 to a 19.5

And then hit -1000000 when Von Wagon Barrel shows up.

FTFY

Re-FTFY.

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

Mar 1, 2022 10:58:08 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

Mar 1, 2022 8:44:37 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Surprised they're doing so much on this show given it's inevitable it's going to get absolutely savaged in the ratings.

For context: there's the ongoing big breaking news coverage and the President's State of the Union address starting during NXT's second hour.

I hope the President addresses the Dirty Dawg's unnerving and regrettable invasion of NXT2.0

[Deleted]

Mar 1, 2022 15:32:39 GMT -5 "The Natural" Bustin Loads said:

Mar 1, 2022 10:58:08 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

For context: there's the ongoing big breaking news coverage and the President's State of the Union address starting during NXT's second hour.

I hope the President addresses the Dirty Dawg's unnerving and regrettable invasion of NXT2.0

I actually don't mind Roode THAT much, but I'm beyond tired of Ziggler. Get that man the f*** out of my NXT!

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

According to the Observer the tag match is opening. So I guess Dunne against Melo is main event.

Surprising they aren't having any Dusty Cup matches. Unless they are and they just aren't advertising them for some reason. With Stand and Deliver only a month away now you would think they would want to get through it as quickly as possible.

[gl83]

Mar 1, 2022 17:47:07 GMT -5 ThankGodForSidJustice said:

According to the Observer the tag match is opening. So I guess Dunne against Melo is main event.

Surprising they aren't having any Dusty Cup matches. Unless they are and they just aren't advertising them for some reason. With Stand and Deliver only a month away now you would think they would want to get through it as quickly as possible.

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Mar 1, 2022 17:54:31 GMT -5 gl83 said:

Mar 1, 2022 17:47:07 GMT -5 ThankGodForSidJustice said:

According to the Observer the tag match is opening. So I guess Dunne against Melo is main event.

Surprising they aren't having any Dusty Cup matches. Unless they are and they just aren't advertising them for some reason. With Stand and Deliver only a month away now you would think they would want to get through it as quickly as possible.

Never mind then. Hopefully the Toxic Lounge is back.