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Post by wildojinx on Apr 1, 2022 17:20:02 GMT -5
They call him a "shock jock".
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Post by Muskrat on Apr 1, 2022 18:03:28 GMT -5
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,960
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Post by Perd on Apr 1, 2022 18:06:25 GMT -5
Did you hear about the crow that tried to start a flock?
He's been arrested for attempted murder.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Apr 1, 2022 19:23:43 GMT -5
Got a promotion at work, and people are asking how I’m getting by.
I’m like “well, you know…. I manage.”
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Post by Main Event Mark on Apr 1, 2022 19:40:28 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 2, 2022 1:34:16 GMT -5
An electrician, a plumber and a carpenter all walk into bar together.
Because they are friends.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 4, 2022 14:01:41 GMT -5
I made a bland-tasting meal the other day. I wanted to add seasoning but I didn't have the thyme.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 5, 2022 0:09:55 GMT -5
My wife misses me... but her aim's getting better.
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Post by genericusername on Apr 5, 2022 4:19:58 GMT -5
My wife misses me... but her aim's getting better. It's funny because marriage is terrible.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
Posts: 11,503
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Post by 67 more on Apr 6, 2022 13:42:32 GMT -5
The other day, I got asked if I knew the chemical symbol for sodium. I didn't and told him so, "Na."
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Post by greyfmdan on Apr 6, 2022 21:10:36 GMT -5
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
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