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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 3, 2022 10:05:35 GMT -5
Johnny: Bret Hart
Lisa: Vince McMahon
Mark: Shawn Michaels
Denny: Owen Hart
Chris R.: Steve Austin
Claudette: Paul Bearer
Based on noticing the similarity of Bret Hart and Tommy Wiseau‘s hair plus Hart’s delivery of his post-cage match loss promo.
Both even had a fairly major character disappear only to more or less be replaced. Steven replacing Peter, Kane replacing Sid.
Now I wish we could’ve seen the Hart Foundation tossing around a football in tuxes.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 3, 2022 11:06:53 GMT -5
Canada is the flower shop as Bret is their favorite customer.
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 3, 2022 11:08:50 GMT -5
Canada is the flower shop as Bret is their favorite customer. Who's the doggie? |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 3, 2022 11:09:25 GMT -5
Canada is the flower shop as Bret is their favorite customer. Who's the doggie? Brian Pillman? |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 3, 2022 12:00:28 GMT -5
I would’ve thought the British Bulldog. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 3, 2022 12:29:24 GMT -5
I would’ve thought the British Bulldog. Too obvious. BB is the owner of the flower shop |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 3, 2022 12:52:24 GMT -5
Since no one has really taken the bait I figured now was a good time to throw in some modified Room quotes…
Bret: If a lot of people looked at me with tears in their eyes, the world would be more than a 4/10 place to live.
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Vince: Do you want me to give you a 20 year contract?
Bret: Whatever, I don't care.
Vince: I already gave you a 20 year contract.
Bret: You think about everything, ha ha ha.
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Paul Bearer: Everything goes wrong all at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I'm disfigured.
Vince: You're not disfigured, Paul.
Paul Bearer: I got the results of the test back - the Undertaker has definitely disfigured me.
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Jun 3, 2022 13:06:07 GMT -5
What was Bret's "I did not hit her" moment?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 3, 2022 13:12:27 GMT -5
What was Bret's "I did not hit her" moment? Hitting Vince backstage after the screwjob? The hair pulling fight with Shawn? Denying sleeping with Sunny? None of them quite fit, but a few come close. In any case he did naught! |
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 3, 2022 15:53:53 GMT -5
Undertaker enters the scene:
"Oh, Hi Mark!"
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Glitch
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Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 3, 2022 16:06:58 GMT -5
I heard that Bret Hart beat Stone Cold so bad, that he wound up in a hospital on Guerrero street.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Jun 3, 2022 16:50:36 GMT -5
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, 8-BALL!
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jun 3, 2022 16:55:26 GMT -5
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 3, 2022 17:37:00 GMT -5
I heard that Bret Hart beat Stone Cold so bad, that he wound up in a hospital on Guerrero street. Hahaha what a story |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2022 17:43:53 GMT -5
Stone Cold got drunk last night...and he hit me.
What? Stone Cold doesn't drink!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 3, 2022 19:23:21 GMT -5
Here’s a few more…
Shawn: How were your WCW contract negotiations?
Bret: Oh, pretty good. I will be their new client and WCW will pay me a lot of money.
Shawn: How much?
Bret: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
Shawn: Aw, come on. Why not?
Bret: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your Playgirl spread?
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Austin: Hey, Owen.
Owen: Austin. I've been lookin' for you.
Austin: Yeah, sure you have. You have my IC title match, right?
Owen: Yeah. It's comin'. It’ll be here in a few shows.
Austin: What do you mean it's coming, Owen? Where's...my IC title match?
Owen: Okay. Just- Just give me five shows. Just give me five.
Austin: Five shows? You want five f***ing shows, Owen? You know what? I haven't got five f***ing shows!
*Austin stuns Owen*
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Paul Bearer: You expect to be happy! I haven't been happy since I managed my first wrestler. I didn't even want to manage the Undertaker.
Vince: You never told me that!
Paul Bearer: Well, it's true. All wrestlers are assholes.
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Post by bob on Jun 3, 2022 20:41:35 GMT -5
nothing add, but I love this thread
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jun 3, 2022 21:04:27 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 4, 2022 8:28:55 GMT -5
HBK: I got the results of the test back. I definitely lost my smile.
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Post by Bones58 on Jun 4, 2022 13:28:44 GMT -5
Undertaker you are too chicken to fight my Kane
Cheeeep cheep cheep cheep
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