Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 4, 2022 16:17:00 GMT -5
After getting screw jobbed, Bret destroys the announcers booth in the most underwhelming way possible.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Jun 4, 2022 16:53:01 GMT -5
Bret: Hi
Bulldog: Can I help you?
Bret: Yeah, can I have a dozen Canadian flags please?
Bulldog: Oh hi Bret, I didn't know it was you. Here you go.
Bret: That's me. How much is it?
Bulldog/Bret: That'll be eighteen dollars/Here you go. Keep the change. Hi doggie./You're my favorite customer.
Bret: Thanks a lot. Bye!
Bulldog: Bye!
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jun 4, 2022 17:00:54 GMT -5
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Post by lildude8218 on Jun 4, 2022 17:16:25 GMT -5
Vince had some decent boobs then
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 4, 2022 17:29:18 GMT -5
![](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/473936281529901056/TU_qJcAN_400x400.jpeg) "WHERE'S MY f***ING MONEY, STONE COLD?!?!?!"
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 4, 2022 17:34:37 GMT -5
Here’s a few more… Shawn: How were your WCW contract negotiations? Bret: Oh, pretty good. I will be their new client and WCW will pay me a lot of money. Shawn: How much? Bret: I cannot tell you; it's confidential. Shawn: Aw, come on. Why not? Bret: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your Playgirl spread? - Austin: Hey, Owen. Owen: Austin. I've been lookin' for you. Austin: Yeah, sure you have. You have my IC title match, right? Owen: Yeah. It's comin'. It’ll be here in a few shows. Austin: What do you mean it's coming, Owen? Where's...my IC title match? Owen: Okay. Just- Just give me five shows. Just give me five. Austin: Five shows? You want five f***ing shows, Owen? You know what? I haven't got five f***ing shows! *Austin stuns Owen*- Paul Bearer: You expect to be happy! I haven't been happy since I managed my first wrestler. I didn't even want to manage the Undertaker. Vince: You never told me that! Paul Bearer: Well, it's true. All wrestlers are assholes. I feel this would also work with Austin and Pillman when it comes to their gun moment. EDIT: got beaten to it. lol
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 4, 2022 17:38:32 GMT -5
Sable - "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast implants"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 4, 2022 19:12:20 GMT -5
*fake Razor Diesel enter the arena." Vince: What are these characters doing here?
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 5, 2022 1:07:51 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels:" Sunny. The candles, the flowers, the cocaine. What is going on?"
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Post by darthobiwan on Jun 5, 2022 8:26:37 GMT -5
Bret: "Your tearing me apart Vince"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 6, 2022 14:05:02 GMT -5
Chris R - "Where''s my f****** money, Paul?"
Oh wait, sorry, that was ECW in 1997, and every other year.
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Post by ppl591 on Jun 6, 2022 16:46:15 GMT -5
Not 1997 but every wrestler in the locker room in 2000. I did not hit him, I did not. Oh hi Mick
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jun 7, 2022 8:42:43 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels:" Sunny. The candles, the flowers, the cocaine. What is going on?" “I don’t love Bret anymore” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.”
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 7, 2022 18:40:29 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels:" Sunny. The candles, the flowers, the cocaine. What is going on?" “I don’t love Bret anymore” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” Nonsense, he's a great guy and Vince is about to give him a big raise
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jun 7, 2022 23:38:44 GMT -5
“I don’t love Bret anymore” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” *15 minutes later* “I don’t love Bret anymore.” Nonsense, he's a great guy and Vince is about to give him a big raise And his position is “secure”.
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 9, 2022 5:39:25 GMT -5
Mark Henry:"Did you know that chocolate, is the symbol of love?"
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