Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™

[XIII]

AEW is like 1998 Raw where they cut to the back and gangs are randomly fighting each other for no reason.

[Square]

Sept 5, 2022 15:39:52 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

Sept 5, 2022 15:38:24 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

Eddie will take a literal pound of flesh if even 1/4 of this proves true and no suspensions come down the pike.

Also, Sammy should be sending EVERYBODY Christmas cards this year….

The part of me that wants to see the world burn would really love to see Eddie's reaction to Punk getting away with punching an EVP.

If he was fined a penny he should be lawyering the hell up in preparation

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Sept 5, 2022 15:44:11 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

Jokes aside & im very sorry for starting the page names but punk needs to be fired.


Tony can take the financial hit, his company can’t take this hit.

I've watched CM Punk's UFC fights, anyone can take his hit.

[Fake Jesus]

Something needs to happen. I'm wary of this "fire Punk" groundswell because there's a timeline where he's in the right and the Bucks aren't - basically i would like some actual in depth reportage on this shit. Like, real journalism.

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

Sept 5, 2022 15:45:32 GMT -5 @dax said:

Sept 5, 2022 15:44:11 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

Jokes aside & im very sorry for starting the page names but punk needs to be fired.


Tony can take the financial hit, his company can’t take this hit.

I've watched CM Punk's UFC fights, anyone can take his hit.

But not Ace’s bit.

(OK. It sounded better in my head.)

[Final Countdown Jones]

Only in pro wrestling can you have a decades-long journeyman wrestleguy who never really amounts to a ton but hangs around long enough to build up a reputation, finally gets a comfortable backstage gig with good pay, and then he throws it all away because he bites his boss.

[Chiral]

[HMARK Center]

What's really stupid in all of this is that we're in the "anything people here will become common knowledge" phase of things...like, I could be 100% wrong, but I find myself doubting that Ace Steel bit anyone...but since it's a national holiday in the US these things are going to run @#$%in' wild until we all go to work tomorrow.

[Gawk Rivers]

Imagine going in to Ace Steel's office and you just walk in on this

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

Sept 5, 2022 15:46:04 GMT -5 Fake Jesus said:

Something needs to happen. I'm wary of this "fire Punk" groundswell because there's a timeline where he's in the right and the Bucks aren't - basically i would like some actual in depth reportage on this shit. Like, real journalism.

This is where I’m at. Legitimate investigation and proper repercussions either way.

[EP 54 is banned from Collision]

"If I knew I'd get this much attention, I would have bitten Kenny Omega years ago" - Ace Steel

"Ace Steel? Never heard of him" - Ace Panda

[Lizuka #BLM]

Pictured, Ace Steel, September 2022 -

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

If people didn’t know who Ace Steel was last week, they do now.

[Celexa Bliss]

Sept 5, 2022 12:01:57 GMT -5 The Captain said:

I go to sleep and all hell breaks loose. What the cinnamon toast f***?

I prefer regular white toast with butter

[Celexa Bliss]

Sept 5, 2022 12:11:38 GMT -5 Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh said:

Sept 5, 2022 11:34:04 GMT -5 Fade said:

I like how they left the top billing on the poster unchanged, like Chris Evans and Scarlet Johannson are taking sides in AEW roster drama.

Scarlett stands with Hangman Page!

[HisRoyalGreeness]

At this point I feel we’ve reached “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me” territory with these accounts and I’m just over here like “The baby looked at you?”

[Kalmia]

Sept 5, 2022 15:46:04 GMT -5 Fake Jesus said:

Something needs to happen. I'm wary of this "fire Punk" groundswell because there's a timeline where he's in the right and the Bucks aren't - basically i would like some actual in depth reportage on this shit. Like, real journalism.

I don't think that's possible in this situation. None of the journalists saw it themselves. Those involved will have their own biases coloring their story. If it was as chaotic as it sounds, any third party bystanders won't have seen the full thing either.

The best you can hope for is several accounts that have similarities and a common consensus. Even if someone filmed it, a load of bodies in a corridor acting out is not going to give you good footage.

[RKTaker]

Sept 5, 2022 15:46:04 GMT -5 Fake Jesus said:

Something needs to happen. I'm wary of this "fire Punk" groundswell because there's a timeline where he's in the right and the Bucks aren't - basically i would like some actual in depth reportage on this shit. Like, real journalism.

in what timeline would Punk be in the right for going on a public tirade then fighting the EVPs of the company you work for?

[Final Countdown Jones]

[narrator voice] Ace Steel had a simple choice to make; keep distance from his boss in a backstage fight, or keep it real.

[HMARK Center]

Sept 5, 2022 15:50:48 GMT -5 HisRoyalGreeness said:

At this point I feel we’ve reached “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me” territory with these accounts and I’m just over here like “The baby looked at you?”

I just described basically everything that's being said right now to my girlfriend as she came back into the living room from having a shower, and her response was a sarcastic "Yeah, sure."