Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™

[Lizuka #BLM]

The fact that I have to get up here and call a fight between Earl Small and David Gladfelter is f***ing embarrassing.

[chazraps]

Has Punk been in more UFC video games than UFC fights?

[Derk!]

Sept 15, 2022 20:10:40 GMT -5 markymark said:

Sept 15, 2022 20:08:47 GMT -5 King Devitt and the Woke Mob said:

Right??

I assume he's going to crab walk to and from the commentary table.

I also assume he's going to say "whatamaneuver!" a lot.

Or indirectly take jabs at AEW, specially Hangman and Colt for no reason lol

"His opponent is all talk and got shut down pretty quickly by his lightning fast punches. Also, Hangman Page is piece of shit"

[Deleted]

Sept 15, 2022 20:10:07 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Sept 15, 2022 20:07:24 GMT -5 @dax said:

It'll probably be done this week but by early this week but I think most likely this week.

This really needs to be the new "big deal, fairly quick".

"Hey Barrett! Over here, Barrett. I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you! Hopefully, next week but by early this week but I think most likely next week YOU won't be around!"

[mystermystery]

Is Fahrenheit Page 451 the temperature where this thread burns?

[knightboat]

Sept 15, 2022 18:08:24 GMT -5 Fade said:

Sept 15, 2022 18:03:45 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

I know it's got to be tough to be a wrestling journasit during a low time where there's just about nothing to say and no point in speaking because all you have to deliver is that you don't have anything to say, but just say "I don't know yet, everyone is being silent on it. We'll let you know when we have something" and be honest about shit. A lot of them tend to be better about this but Keller here is absolutely just opening his mouth to make noise.

Yeah, even SRS was like “nothing really out there to make a story of currently”.

Anyway back to sign talk

Finally a sign everyone can agree on.

[The Captain]

Congrats Keller. You've made Meltzer-babble look concise by comparison.

I hope someone edits that annoying sign with the Batista old-timey cartoon bomb one. 

[xtremehorseman]

I'd just like to say I love that Hangman's "going into business for himself" was him standing up for a coworker he thought was getting screwed over. Watching some people try and blame him for Punks actions is hilarious and sad.

[Gawk Rivers]

Of course MMA is somehow a part of this now

[Final Countdown Jones]

I wonder if the people who keep popping in to be like "The Elite are KNOWN primadonnas who hate not going over and have to be everyone's favorite and the top guys on the card always" are each others' sources.

[Deleted]

Sept 15, 2022 21:20:45 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Of course MMA is somehow a part of this now

MMA is more pro-wrestling than pro-wrestling at this point.

[Facetious]

Michael Nakazawa, Pat Buck, Christopher Daniels and Brandon Cutler all had their Brawl Out suspensions lifted after only one week. Pat Buck was backstage at AEW Dynamite, while Daniels and Nakazawa were already on a planned trip to Japan, but will now participate in matches for AEW at Tokyo Game Show. Obviously Nakazawa and Cutler are close with Omega and Young Bucks respectively, but we haven't heard from any side that anything malicious happened involving any of these formerly suspended parties as of yet. 

Everyone that we spoke to with knowledge of the situation said they believed the four were suspended preliminarily and for precautionary reasons until the situation became more squared away.

The Young Bucks and Kenny Omega remain suspended, and as of week there was no timetable on a return. Omega already had planned the week off. The One Piece is Real.

Can we get much higher sooooo hiiiiiigh.

Per fightful

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Sept 15, 2022 20:07:24 GMT -5 @dax said:

Sept 15, 2022 18:09:50 GMT -5 markymark said:

I hope this whole sht is done by next week(before Grandslam) tbh

It'll probably be done this week but by early this week but I think most likely this week.

maybe.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Sept 15, 2022 21:37:00 GMT -5 Facetious said:

Michael Nakazawa, Pat Buck, Christopher Daniels and Brandon Cutler all had their Brawl Out suspensions lifted after only one week. Pat Buck was backstage at AEW Dynamite, while Daniels and Nakazawa were already on a planned trip to Japan, but will now participate in matches for AEW at Tokyo Game Show. Obviously Nakazawa and Cutler are close with Omega and Young Bucks respectively, but we haven't heard from any side that anything malicious happened involving any of these formerly suspended parties as of yet. 

Everyone that we spoke to with knowledge of the situation said they believed the four were suspended preliminarily and for precautionary reasons until the situation became more squared away.

The Young Bucks and Kenny Omega remain suspended, and as of week there was no timetable on a return. Omega already had planned the week off. The One Piece is Real.

Can we get much higher sooooo hiiiiiigh.

Per fightful

Those last two sentences aren't real, right? SRS isn't really putting that in his reports, right? Right?

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Sept 15, 2022 21:39:00 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Sept 15, 2022 21:37:00 GMT -5 Facetious said:

Per fightful

Those last two sentences aren't real, right? SRS isn't really putting that in his reports, right? Right?

If the One Piece is real... I'm gonna have to get me a boat... >_>

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 15, 2022 21:39:00 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Sept 15, 2022 21:37:00 GMT -5 Facetious said:

Per fightful

Those last two sentences aren't real, right? SRS isn't really putting that in his reports, right? Right?

I hope they're real, wrestling journalists might as well go completely off the deep end at this point.

[Dub H]

Sept 15, 2022 21:39:00 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Sept 15, 2022 21:37:00 GMT -5 Facetious said:

Per fightful

Those last two sentences aren't real, right? SRS isn't really putting that in his reports, right? Right?

OOOh DONT GIVE UP, MOTHMAN!

[Gawk Rivers]

Remember when Goldberg did post-fight interviews for Affliction MMA in 06 or so and like everybody hated him

[Fade]

Sept 15, 2022 21:37:00 GMT -5 Facetious said:

Michael Nakazawa, Pat Buck, Christopher Daniels and Brandon Cutler all had their Brawl Out suspensions lifted after only one week. Pat Buck was backstage at AEW Dynamite, while Daniels and Nakazawa were already on a planned trip to Japan, but will now participate in matches for AEW at Tokyo Game Show. Obviously Nakazawa and Cutler are close with Omega and Young Bucks respectively, but we haven't heard from any side that anything malicious happened involving any of these formerly suspended parties as of yet. 

Everyone that we spoke to with knowledge of the situation said they believed the four were suspended preliminarily and for precautionary reasons until the situation became more squared away.

The Young Bucks and Kenny Omega remain suspended, and as of week there was no timetable on a return. Omega already had planned the week off. The One Piece is Real.

Can we get much higher sooooo hiiiiiigh.

Per fightful

I fantasized bout this back in Chicago

[markymark]

Fun little tid-bit. My brother is the director of family guy, you can look up his name, he also shares a bank account with my mother

-Colt Cabana via twitch