|
|
Post by Mid-Carder on Sept 21, 2022 11:54:37 GMT -5
Don't drag this joyous thread down with Vince Russo. He absolutely could not manage a Target
|
|
|
|
Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 21, 2022 12:01:43 GMT -5
Don't drag this joyous thread down with Vince Russo. He absolutely could not manage a Target Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired. |
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 21, 2022 12:19:06 GMT -5
Don't drag this joyous thread down with Vince Russo. He absolutely could not manage a Target Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired. The damned target Marks didn't get what I was going for bro. Also my original idea was porno instead of hamburgers but standards and practices turned it down. |
|
Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
Posts: 12,646 
|
Post by Kalmia on Sept 21, 2022 12:26:22 GMT -5
Don't drag this joyous thread down with Vince Russo. He absolutely could not manage a Target Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired. He starts an employee of the month incentive and in a swerve, books himself to win it. |
|
|
|
Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 21, 2022 12:27:55 GMT -5
Don't drag this joyous thread down with Vince Russo. He absolutely could not manage a Target Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired. Russo Target would be a special kind of hell. >_> Vacuums are all up a pole. Nothing is modded where it's advertised. The only toys are blindbox swerves. Every employee greets you with "bro". Jeff Jarrett is inexplicably just there existing. I don't even wanna know what would be happening in the lady underwear section. They hotshot the position of cashier and there's someone new ringing you up every 3 items. (more wrestling personalities running Target posts please) |
|
|
|
Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 21, 2022 12:28:17 GMT -5
Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired. He starts an employee of the month incentive and in a swerve, books himself to win it. First month he doesn't win it, he gives it to one of the BTS guys and nobody knows why but he claims it'll get more attention to the store. It barely gets him derisive internet articles mocking it. Said BTS guy never acknowledges it. Russo then goes on a very weird rant about how 'American audiences' don't want to see them anyway. |
|
ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,787 
|
Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 21, 2022 12:30:52 GMT -5
Pancakes, Donuts, Bagels You all disgust me. I had french toast this morning |
|
Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
Posts: 38,610
|
Post by Fade on Sept 21, 2022 12:36:10 GMT -5
That’s all well and good. Unlike Covid or Brodie though..I’d say TK kind of brought this upon himself. He backed himself against the proverbial wall by putting Punk on such a pedestal. I hope he has learned from this and I think it’s cool talent came to him showing support. The message and intent definitely needs to be on “AEW” again .. As opposed to just one dude. |
|
ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,787
|
Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 21, 2022 12:40:58 GMT -5
I mean, Tony, I still love ya but I'm not entirely sure how this word dump answers the question.... |
|
|
|
Post by Mid-Carder on Sept 21, 2022 12:44:33 GMT -5
Wrestlers running Target should get us to milestone page 500.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2022 12:45:58 GMT -5
This is a bit long winded. However, somehow, this is still better than Vince's concise answer of "f*** 'em." |
|
markymark
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,109
Member is Online
|
Post by markymark on Sept 21, 2022 13:25:12 GMT -5
I mean, Tony, I still love ya but I'm not entirely sure how this word dump answers the question....
I understood more like "Next time someone tries to CM Punk the media scrum I will bring my team(Schiavone, Sonjay,Pat,QT) and/or Locker room leaders(Mox,Jericho,Danielson) to help me deal with the issue.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Captain on Sept 21, 2022 13:30:36 GMT -5
Still weird to think about Jericho as this ra ra go team locker room leader type.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 21, 2022 13:55:13 GMT -5
I want to work at a Target run by Chaos Project. Luther's old forehead paint was pretty much the company logo already.
|
|
Gawk Rivers
Ozymandius
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
GIIIGIIIGIIIGIIIGIGI
Posts: 61,377
|
Post by Gawk Rivers on Sept 21, 2022 13:57:43 GMT -5
I want to work at a Target run by Chaos Project. Luther's old forehead paint was pretty much the company logo already. New books section that only stocks Japanese deathmatch legends. |
|
XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 19,008
|
Post by XIII on Sept 21, 2022 14:00:36 GMT -5
Are we still talking about trash burgers? If so, I have a new contender in Cook Out, I think that they’re just in the southeast but this burger tastes like a football on a bun. lol
|
|
|
|
Post by Lizuka #BLM on Sept 21, 2022 14:02:35 GMT -5
I want to shop at the Apollo Crews Target where you just walk in the door and he's there staring at you with his freaky eye then hands you everything you came to buy because he had a vision.
|
|
|
|
Post by Deputy Muscle on Sept 21, 2022 14:06:29 GMT -5
Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired. He starts an employee of the month incentive and in a swerve, books himself to win it. Double swerve....it's not even a Target bro |
|
pinja
Unicron
Posts: 3,158
|
Post by pinja on Sept 21, 2022 14:11:54 GMT -5
Don't drag this joyous thread down with Vince Russo. He absolutely could not manage a Target V. Russo: "Ka-ren, there is a WORked shoot AT THE CONdiment ISle. Ka-ren, do some-thing aBOUT it." |
|
|
|
Post by MrElijah on Sept 21, 2022 14:20:35 GMT -5
He starts an employee of the month incentive and in a swerve, books himself to win it. Double swerve....it's not even a Target bro "Son of a bitch, that bastard had me working at a Woolworth's the whole time?!" |
|
