Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™

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Sept 21, 2022 12:44:33 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Wrestlers running Target should get us to milestone page 500.

As much as I dislike Nia, I miss her and Alexa's Target adventures on IG live.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Sept 21, 2022 12:27:55 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Sept 21, 2022 12:01:43 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired.

Russo Target would be a special kind of hell. >_>

Vacuums are all up a pole.
Nothing is modded where it's advertised.
The only toys are blindbox swerves.
Every employee greets you with "bro".
Jeff Jarrett is inexplicably just there existing.
I don't even wanna know what would be happening in the lady underwear section.
They hotshot the position of cashier and there's someone new ringing you up every 3 items.

(more wrestling personalities running Target posts please)

Every morning they rearrange the entire layout; gotta keep you guessing bro!

[Hypnosis]

Sept 21, 2022 12:27:55 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Sept 21, 2022 12:01:43 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired.

Russo Target would be a special kind of hell. >_>

Vacuums are all up a pole.
Nothing is modded where it's advertised.
The only toys are blindbox swerves.
Every employee greets you with "bro".
Jeff Jarrett is inexplicably just there existing.
I don't even wanna know what would be happening in the lady underwear section.
They hotshot the position of cashier and there's someone new ringing you up every 3 items.

(more wrestling personalities running Target posts please)

Adam Cole-His Target would have lots of BAY BAY supplies.

Bryan Danielson-Composting toilets, garden tools and items, and vegan-friendly foods. No TVs in sight.

Toni Storm-Has Motley Crue merchandise littered around the store.

Danhausen-Sells jars of teeth from humans and other animals, Marvel/DC action figures, A & W Root Beer, and Halloween items all year round.

[Mid-Carder]

CM Punk's own Target would do specials on muffins, and he'd make you disclose who your friends are before any purchase.

(I'm not American. Does Target sell muffins? If not, they do in CM Target)

[Hypnosis]

Sept 21, 2022 14:49:30 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

CM Punk's own Target would do specials on muffins, and he'd make you disclose who your friends are before any purchase.

(I'm not American. Does Target sell muffins? If not, they do in CM Target)

Yes.

www.target.com/c/bagels-muffins-bakery-bread-grocery/-/N-4smkx

[kingoftheindies]

Per Fightful there was another talent meeting today

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Sept 21, 2022 15:35:09 GMT -5 kingoftheindies said:

Per Fightful there was another talent meeting today

I wouldn't be shocked if they keep these a bit consistent for the time being, it seemed to energize them the last time they had one.

[markymark]

Sept 21, 2022 15:43:48 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Sept 21, 2022 15:35:09 GMT -5 kingoftheindies said:

Per Fightful there was another talent meeting today

I wouldn't be shocked if they keep these a bit consistent for the time being, it seemed to energize them the last time they had one.

In what is becoming something of a regularity, All Elite Wrestling held another talent meeting before the AEW Dynamite Grand Slam show.

We're still working to gain details about who spoke at the meeting, but those we heard from in attendance said that it was very positive and effectively served as a pep talk for the roster ahead of a major show. The talent meetings held since All Out have seemed to resonate well with roster and staff that we've spoken to.

A longtime AEW talent that we spoke with said the last three weeks have been much more laid back than how things were in the weeks that led up to AEW All Out. Another veteran claimed that the locker room has been the best over the last three tapings than it's been in quite a while.

One AEW source we spoke used the term "addition by subtraction," but wouldn't specify who they meant specifically in that regard.

Fightful Select

Doesn it look like its implying someone got fired?(Ace Steel at least?)

[kingoftheindies]

Sept 21, 2022 15:53:46 GMT -5 markymark said:

Sept 21, 2022 15:43:48 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I wouldn't be shocked if they keep these a bit consistent for the time being, it seemed to energize them the last time they had one.

In what is becoming something of a regularity, All Elite Wrestling held another talent meeting before the AEW Dynamite Grand Slam show.

We're still working to gain details about who spoke at the meeting, but those we heard from in attendance said that it was very positive and effectively served as a pep talk for the roster ahead of a major show. The talent meetings held since All Out have seemed to resonate well with roster and staff that we've spoken to.

A longtime AEW talent that we spoke with said the last three weeks have been much more laid back than how things were in the weeks that led up to AEW All Out. Another veteran claimed that the locker room has been the best over the last three tapings than it's been in quite a while.

One AEW source we spoke used the term "addition by subtraction," but wouldn't specify who they meant specifically in that regard.

Fightful Select

Doesn it look like its implying someone got fired?(Ace Steel at least?)

Good to hear it's nothing bad

[Final Countdown Jones]

Sept 21, 2022 15:53:46 GMT -5 markymark said:

Sept 21, 2022 15:43:48 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I wouldn't be shocked if they keep these a bit consistent for the time being, it seemed to energize them the last time they had one.

In what is becoming something of a regularity, All Elite Wrestling held another talent meeting before the AEW Dynamite Grand Slam show.

We're still working to gain details about who spoke at the meeting, but those we heard from in attendance said that it was very positive and effectively served as a pep talk for the roster ahead of a major show. The talent meetings held since All Out have seemed to resonate well with roster and staff that we've spoken to.

A longtime AEW talent that we spoke with said the last three weeks have been much more laid back than how things were in the weeks that led up to AEW All Out. Another veteran claimed that the locker room has been the best over the last three tapings than it's been in quite a while.

One AEW source we spoke used the term "addition by subtraction," but wouldn't specify who they meant specifically in that regard.

Fightful Select

Doesn it look like its implying someone got fired?(Ace Steel at least?)

I take it to mean more that the people who aren't there arent' dragging things down. If they mean The Elite entirely or just Punk, who knows. But it doesn't read to me like the guarantee anyone is shitcanned yet.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

I’ll never go to Danielson Target again after I found out it’s a strictly vegan grocery section and unlike Whole Foods was totally meatless and they don’t even have leather chairs. All the designer jackets were made of rough hemp.

Bryan directed me to the John Cena Target, and they had a quality beef selection but no one can buy anything because you’re required to wipe down your cart top to bottom every five minutes and you have to be sanitized with a spray before you go into any department.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Sept 21, 2022 17:39:54 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

I’ll never go to Danielson Target again after I found out it’s a strictly vegan grocery section and unlike Whole Foods was totally meatless and they don’t even have leather chairs. All the designer jackets were made of rough hemp.

Bryan directed me to the John Cena Target, and they had a quality beef selection but no one can buy anything because you’re required to wipe down your cart top to bottom every five minutes and you have to be sanitized with a spray before you go into any department.

the building being invisible doesn't help either...

[Lizuka #BLM]

Sept 21, 2022 17:39:54 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

Bryan directed me to the John Cena Target, and they had a quality beef selection but no one can buy anything because you’re required to wipe down your cart top to bottom every five minutes and you have to be sanitized with a spray before you go into any department.

And even after you do all that they won't actually sell.

[chazraps]

Just curious, is there a reason Tony goes on Busted Open Radio for these sort of guest spots? Like, is it just the Mark Henry connection or does his involvement go back earlier? (I haven't ever listened to Busted Open so I have no idea)

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Sept 21, 2022 18:09:37 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Sept 21, 2022 17:39:54 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

Bryan directed me to the John Cena Target, and they had a quality beef selection but no one can buy anything because you’re required to wipe down your cart top to bottom every five minutes and you have to be sanitized with a spray before you go into any department.

And even after you do all that they won't actually sell.

Dude, yes they DO sell. They just have a policy where they refuse to make transactions to uptight work rate snobs.

[The Rick Jericho]

Sept 21, 2022 15:35:09 GMT -5 kingoftheindies said:

Per Fightful there was another talent meeting today

[Stu]

I went to the Target in Napa, California over the weekend and was legit confused. The entire building is a square and doesn't follow the normal Target layout with clothing to the left, groceries to the right and electronics and toys in the back.

[The Captain]

Sept 21, 2022 18:29:47 GMT -5 chazraps said:

Just curious, is there a reason Tony goes on Busted Open Radio for these sort of guest spots? Like, is it just the Mark Henry connection or does his involvement go back earlier? (I haven't ever listened to Busted Open so I have no idea)

I think he just likes doing radio spots. He's a semi regular guest on The Dan Lebatard Show, too. Stugotz even somehow got Tony to bring him along to the Pro Football Hall of Fame ceremony.

[King Devitt: What Plants Crave]

Sept 21, 2022 17:39:54 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

I’ll never go to Danielson Target again after I found out it’s a strictly vegan grocery section and unlike Whole Foods was totally meatless and they don’t even have leather chairs. All the designer jackets were made of rough hemp.

Bryan directed me to the John Cena Target, and they had a quality beef selection but no one can buy anything because you’re required to wipe down your cart top to bottom every five minutes and you have to be sanitized with a spray before you go into any department.

f*** yeah! Sign me up for the Bryan Danielson Target!


(and I hate Target)

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

Orange Cassidy's Target is just a cardboard box with the letters TARGE written on it, placed in the middle of a parking lot in New Jersey.