Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™

[Chiral]

Good golly the "Hangman went into business for himself" tweets from those accounts on Twitter look like bot posts lately lmao

[FinalGwen]

Clearly this is all Adam Page's fault because of that curse he put on the Buckshot that led everyone else who used it to injury and madness.

[mc74]

Nov 5, 2022 15:44:57 GMT -5 Chiral said:

We at PWInsider can exclusively report that CM Punk (who is 9 inches flaccid if you can believe it!) was unfortunately and rudely beat up by those meanies the Young Bucks, who were defending their stupid friend Hangman Page. Hangman clearly was in the wrong for going into business for himself to the large penised CM Punk, who just tried to get everyone to get along. When Hangman just wouldn't let it go, The Voice of The Voiceless had to show him what for. Because his feelings were hurt big time (though his penis is still very large), Punk reacted like anyone who had their pride wounded would do and is completely in the right. After Punk personally invited the Bucks to speak with him in private, the Bucks had the audacity to speak with him in private immediately and Punk reacted how any sane person would, with fists swinging! Hangman Page is very dumb. Tony Khan is a loser idiot coward for being mean to CM Punk, and has been scheming since AEW's inception to try and take him down with his nefarious wrestling booking schemes. Punk didn't even want to be in AEW but he pitied them for how much they sucked and wanted to give them a shot in the arm (or perhaps a firm smack from his very big dong). Truly you can see the effect with Punk gone, unfairly and meanly fired from AEW. Punk would have been injured and gone anyway, but don't worry about that. Worry instead about a company now lead by an empty headed cowboy named Hangman Page, door kickers The Young Buck, and Kenny Omega, who uh video games or something and is bad. Tony Khan is a big stupid loser doofus and CM Punk is much happier without them, and soon will be getting $1.3 billion dollars from WWE from his next contract $6.2 mil for a new comic line with Marvel, and millions more from his great amounts of Hollywood roles coming up. CM Punk, we salute you!

Ok, this one needs the judgy seal.

[Gerard Gerard]

Nov 5, 2022 20:58:20 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Good golly the "Hangman went into business for himself" tweets from those accounts on Twitter look like bot posts lately lmao

You know what kills my few remaining braincells is Punk slamming Hangman for jeopardizing a million dollar gate going into business for himself; The statement fundamentally holds up to no scrutiny and it legitimately causes me sleep trying to think from what angle Punk felt that was a 'gotcha' on Page. The only way that gate is jeopardized is if Punk doesn't show up and I daresay it ain't on Hangman at that stage.

[Fade]

Nov 5, 2022 20:58:20 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Good golly the "Hangman went into business for himself" tweets from those accounts on Twitter look like bot posts lately lmao

The “anti-hangman/elite, pro-punk” side has definitely remained strong in certain circles. To each their own but considering the circumstances and what we know…I’ve said it like half a dozen times already but the cult of Punk remains strong.

[Facetious]

You know it's funny because if Miz f***ed up Punk for telling him to suck a blood money covered cock, the energy from the "Punk does no wrong" crowd would be so different lmao

[mc74]

Nov 5, 2022 21:17:15 GMT -5 Fade said:

Nov 5, 2022 20:58:20 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Good golly the "Hangman went into business for himself" tweets from those accounts on Twitter look like bot posts lately lmao

The “anti-hangman/elite, pro-punk” side has definitely remained strong in certain circles. To each their own but considering the circumstances and what we know…I’ve said it like half a dozen times already but the cult of Punk remains strong.

Facts be damned, they're gonna blindly support Punk no matter what. Goes without saying, every fanbase has those kinds of fans.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Nov 5, 2022 21:12:30 GMT -5 Gerard Gerard said:

Nov 5, 2022 20:58:20 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Good golly the "Hangman went into business for himself" tweets from those accounts on Twitter look like bot posts lately lmao

You know what kills my few remaining braincells is Punk slamming Hangman for jeopardizing a million dollar gate going into business for himself; The statement fundamentally holds up to no scrutiny and it legitimately causes me sleep trying to think from what angle Punk felt that was a 'gotcha' on Page. The only way that gate is jeopardized is if Punk doesn't show up and I daresay it ain't on Hangman at that stage.

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

[Allie Kitsune]

Nov 5, 2022 22:04:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Nov 5, 2022 21:12:30 GMT -5 Gerard Gerard said:

You know what kills my few remaining braincells is Punk slamming Hangman for jeopardizing a million dollar gate going into business for himself; The statement fundamentally holds up to no scrutiny and it legitimately causes me sleep trying to think from what angle Punk felt that was a 'gotcha' on Page. The only way that gate is jeopardized is if Punk doesn't show up and I daresay it ain't on Hangman at that stage.

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

I'm inclined to believe it was bullshit at first, but he gaslit himself into believing it.

[Gremlin]

Look in my box
What do you see?
A bunch of muffins for eating

[Rave]

Why're we paying any attention to Dave Scherer at all? Dude's been openly shitting on AEW for years now, this is par for the course for him.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Nov 5, 2022 23:19:58 GMT -5 Rave said:

Why're we paying any attention to Dave Scherer at all? Dude's been openly shitting on AEW for years now, this is par for the course for him.

Shit, I did not know that, but that does instantly make all of this shitshow make way more sense. Noted.

[jm]

Nov 5, 2022 22:04:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Nov 5, 2022 21:12:30 GMT -5 Gerard Gerard said:

You know what kills my few remaining braincells is Punk slamming Hangman for jeopardizing a million dollar gate going into business for himself; The statement fundamentally holds up to no scrutiny and it legitimately causes me sleep trying to think from what angle Punk felt that was a 'gotcha' on Page. The only way that gate is jeopardized is if Punk doesn't show up and I daresay it ain't on Hangman at that stage.

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

Another thing about the whole "Punk slamming Hangman for jeopardizing the gate" is that the gate was already done. No matter what, the gate was already paid for. How was Punk afraid Hangman was gonna screw up the gate if the tickets for the gate were already paid for? It makes no sense.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Nov 5, 2022 23:40:29 GMT -5 jm said:

Nov 5, 2022 22:04:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

Another thing about the whole "Punk slamming Hangman for jeopardizing the gate" is that the gate was already done. No matter what, the gate was already paid for. How was Punk afraid Hangman was gonna screw up the gate if the tickets for the gate were already paid for? It makes no sense.

Oh no I think the implication was never antyhing less than the idea that Punk was ready to walk and the whole gate end up f***ed after the sell-out. I just think Punk believes it's a lot more sympathetic a sentiment than it actually is.

[The Ichi]

Nov 5, 2022 22:04:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Nov 5, 2022 21:12:30 GMT -5 Gerard Gerard said:

You know what kills my few remaining braincells is Punk slamming Hangman for jeopardizing a million dollar gate going into business for himself; The statement fundamentally holds up to no scrutiny and it legitimately causes me sleep trying to think from what angle Punk felt that was a 'gotcha' on Page. The only way that gate is jeopardized is if Punk doesn't show up and I daresay it ain't on Hangman at that stage.

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

My thing with that is that if he did think Hangman was gonna shoot on him, why further antagonize him after it didn't happen? It's like instead of realising he was just being paranoid, he doubled-down on the anger. Maybe he was pissed he didn't shoot on him because he doesn't like being wrong?

[Facetious]

Nov 5, 2022 23:57:48 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

Nov 5, 2022 22:04:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

My thing with that is that if he did think Hangman was gonna shoot on him, why further antagonize him after it didn't happen? It's like instead of realising he was just being paranoid, he doubled-down on the anger. Maybe he was pissed he didn't shoot on him because he doesn't like being wrong?

He was disappointed that he was wrong about that reporter being friends with Colt.

"Oh you blew my spot"

[Chiral]

Nov 5, 2022 23:57:48 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

Nov 5, 2022 22:04:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

My thing with that is that if he did think Hangman was gonna shoot on him, why further antagonize him after it didn't happen? It's like instead of realising he was just being paranoid, he doubled-down on the anger. Maybe he was pissed he didn't shoot on him because he doesn't like being wrong?

Listen he was a lunkheaded dumb f*** or whatever he had to be reminded of how he put Double or Nothing's gate in jeopardy months after the fact to stay in line or something and it definitely wasn't because Hangman brushed it off with jokes and didn't give Punk further fuel in a

kind of way no sir it was all because of that lunkheaded dumb f*** being stupid or whatever

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Nov 5, 2022 17:56:09 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Nov 5, 2022 17:23:11 GMT -5 Facetious said:

I vividly remember seeing AEW in local school gymnasiums before CM Punk arrived. They had like 3 people in the crowd. And they couldn't even draw a 100 people to watch the show on Destination America!

Punk lifted them up from poverty!

Who could forget the episode of Dynamite the week before Punk signed where they were just in an empty building full of cats and Excalibur was selling Miracle Breakthrough Oil. 

They were able to fill the Oakland Coliseum?

[Final Countdown Jones]

Nov 5, 2022 23:57:48 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

Nov 5, 2022 22:04:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

Still not over the idea that Punk feared Hangman was going to shoot on him. Like that's the claim. The gate was jeopardized because Punk believed that Hangman would attempt to shoot on him during their match and he had to be talked down from it. And it's another one of those cases where I sincerely, no joke, no irony, no bit, no sarcasm, hope that Punk is lying through his teeth to save face on that one, because if he genuinely believed that Hangman was going to beat the shit out of him then the guy needs serious actual help because his paranoia is through the roof.

My thing with that is that if he did think Hangman was gonna shoot on him, why further antagonize him after it didn't happen? It's like instead of realising he was just being paranoid, he doubled-down on the anger. Maybe he was pissed he didn't shoot on him because he doesn't like being wrong?

I don't think Punk was angry he was wrong, I think he just wanted to keep banging on that one thing because it was all he had. Like, the whole scrum interview was obviously a hit job, but he wanted to provoke a reaction out of Hangman and kept not getting it. So he called him out, he brought it up in an interview, he did what he did at the press conference. He wanted rid of the Elite and Hangman, and he didn't have any real grievance aside from one comment tamer than tons of shit Punk had said before in promos, because he thought this gambit was going to pay off instead of turning scores of big Punk fans against him. I think the entire claim "he's going to shoot on me" was always a political ploy, but one that just never manifested. But what else did he have on Hangman? What more than one line in a promo was he going to be able to get angry at?

Dude tried to play politics against a guy whose response was to make an "I was too busy asking my friends to get their dicks out to even know you were calling me out" joke. That was his biggest mistake, I think. He tried to do a full-scale Hogan move but he chose people who he really did not have the ammo to take on, so we've got one off-script comment and rumours nobody will say even came from the Elite but which seem like whoever spread them was telling the truth all along.

[Nosnorb]

Nov 6, 2022 0:10:21 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Nov 5, 2022 17:56:09 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Who could forget the episode of Dynamite the week before Punk signed where they were just in an empty building full of cats and Excalibur was selling Miracle Breakthrough Oil. 

They were able to fill the Oakland Coliseum?

They had to take the tarps off Mount Davis.