Anyone here ever write any song parodies?

[wildojinx]

If so, post the lyrics (or video if you have one) here (obviously no songs dealing with Religion, Politics, or explicit sex).

[Push R Truth]

There's this dude that gets really drunk at karaoke night and always sings Blackhole Sun but it's actually Butthole Son. He doesn't change any other lyrics. He just belts out Butthole Son over and over.

[MiLB Fan]

Here’s a parody of Thrift Shop that someone wrote here about buying TNA:

officialfan.proboards.com/post/10102059/thread

When Shawn and Marty reunited on Raw to beat La Resistance, I wrote The Michaels/Jannetty Reunion—a parody of Paul Simon’s Mother and Child Reunion. I thought I posted it here but sadly, I can’t find it. I know for sure that I wrote it, though.

[darbus alan]

I did a parody of Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up" for a school project.

Like, an actual school project. Not the FAN euphemism.

[GodzillaIsMyMonster]

I wrote one for Waverly Hills.

A parody of Beverly hills.


I'll see if I can find it

[Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley]

Quite a few that we (my friends and I) made around 2005-06. I remember it being right around the time Stern went to Sirius. No way in hell am I posting them here. I’d get canceled in a second.

[Dr. T is an alien]

I'm sure there are songs I changed the lyrics to amuse myself, though none disturbed me as much as NOT changing the lyrics of Michael Jackson songs but envisioning the love songs being sung to underage boys.

[Celexa Bliss]

Not a full song, but I did a parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" for Doctor Who: "We Didn't Start The Time War"

Daleks, Cybermen, Weeping Angels,
Sontarans
Jamie, Susan, Barbara,
Ian, too

Sara Jane, Ice Warriors,
Nyssa, Tegan, Dinosaurs,
Rose Tyler, Captain Jack, Martha, Donna,
(Who?)

We didn't start the Time War!
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the Time War!
Because it's in a time-lock, raging on and on and on...

[ayumidah]

When I was a teenager, I ran a message board hosted on ezboard.com. I can't remember what led to it, but they blocked one of my side accounts one night. I spoofed the lyrics to Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me" to "EZBoard hates me" lol

[saneiac]

Somewhere in storage I have a notebook full of parodies I wrote to pass the time on boring midnight watch shifts. They're mostly filled with Navy and submarine terminology, such that the average person wouldn't get a lot of the jokes. There were still a few that had non-Navy topics, such as one to the tune of Alanis Morisette's "Head Over Feet" where a woman who was greviously wronged by her boyfriend goes berserk and kills him, his family, his extended family, his pets, his friends, his neighbors, his friend's neighbors, and his former school teachers. At the end you learn that the "greivous wrong" was walking through her freshly cleaned kitchen with muddy shoes.

[Bo Rida]

My recent parody of "What's my age again" following Cm Punk's muffingate debacle.

I worked all out, it was a Sunday night,
I bought Larry to get the feeling right
We started freaking out, when they kicked down the door
but that’s when Ace Steel bit poor Kenny

And that’s about the time they took the belt from me
Nobody likes you when you’re forty-three
And they’re more amused by youtube shows
What the hell is BTE?
My friends say I should act my age
What’s my age again?
What’s my age again?

Earlier on, before the drive home
I called out Colt’s mom, from the microphone
I said that I was right, your son should be in jail
I look down on sharing an account

And that’s about the time they took the belt away from me
Nobody likes you when you’re forty-three
And are still more amused by gripes and muffins
What the hells an EVP?
My friends say I should act my age
What’s my age again?
What’s my age again?

And that’s about the time they took the belt away from me
Nobody likes you when you’re forty-three
And you still act like you’re in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My Friends say I should act my age
What’s my age again?
That’s about the time that they suspended me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With how many years I’ve had to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What’s my age again?
What’s my age again?

[Sephiroth]

Billy Joel’s “We Didbt Start the Fire” became “ I Didn’t Fart You Liar.”