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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 6, 2022 0:46:48 GMT -5
All that shit about clocks? Make it Jenga. Karrion Kross has an ominous warning about the sands of time? No he doesn't. The new Karrion Kross is all about The Tower. Every brick is a strength or a weakness and he knows just where to pull. You pick away with no care and lose all that you are. Your tower is wobbling and I am firm. Build with me, Scarlett. Build the Tower Of Life.
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Post by Chiral on Nov 6, 2022 0:56:09 GMT -5
"Fall and pray? No no no, my friend, it's fall and PLAY. With JENGA™. The game that's been around for generations, a family favorite. Jenga is a game of physical skill created by British board game designer and author Leslie Scott and marketed by Hasbro."  "Players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower constructed of 54 blocks. Each block removed is then placed on top of the tower, creating a progressively more unstable structure. Jenga is played with 54 wooden blocks. Each block is three times as long as it is wide, and one fifth as thick as its length – 1.5 cm × 2.5 cm × 7.5 cm (0.59 in × 0.98 in × 2.95 in). Blocks have small, random variations from these dimensions so as to create imperfections in the stacking process and make the game more challenging.[1] To begin the game, the blocks are stacked into a solid rectangular tower of 18 layers, with three blocks per layer. The blocks within each layer are oriented in the same direction, with their long sides touching, and are perpendicular to the ones in the layer immediately below. A plastic tray provided with the game can be used to assist in setup. Starting with the one who built the tower, players take turns removing one block from any level below the highest completed one and placing it horizontally atop the tower, perpendicular to any blocks on which it is to rest. Each player may use only one hand to touch the tower or move a block at any given time, but may switch hands whenever desired. Once a level contains three blocks, it is complete and may not have any more blocks added to it. A block may be touched or nudged to determine whether it is loose enough to remove without disturbing the rest of the tower, but it must be returned to its original position if the player decides to move a different one. A turn ends when the next player in sequence touches the tower or when 10 seconds have elapsed since the placement of a block, whichever occurs first. A Jenga tower collapses. The game ends when any portion of the tower collapses, caused by either the removal of a block or its new placement. The last player to complete a turn before the collapse is the winner." |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 6, 2022 0:57:39 GMT -5
I'm here for Karrion Kross: Cryptic Board Game Enthusiast.
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Post by Celexa Bliss on Nov 6, 2022 7:31:17 GMT -5
I'd mark out for Karrion Kross appearing on an episode or two of Board Game Club with Adam, Laurie, Sullivan and Blaire lol
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 6, 2022 7:39:18 GMT -5
Kross: Oh, I got you Drew.
Drew: Where?
Kross: Here, diagonally.
Drew: Pretty sneaky Kross.
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Post by XIII on Nov 6, 2022 8:20:58 GMT -5
All that shit about clocks? Make it Jenga. Karrion Kross has an ominous warning about the sands of time? No he doesn't. The new Karrion Kross is all about The Tower. Every brick is a strength or a weakness and he knows just where to pull. You pick away with no care and lose all that you are. Your tower is wobbling and I am firm. Build with me, Scarlett. Build the Tower Of Life. Going to laugh my ass off when he starts doing this in like a week. lol |
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Post by pinja on Nov 6, 2022 9:00:28 GMT -5
"Tic Tac, Keith. Eat the Tic Tac." "Also, is that my head I'm feeling there?"
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Nov 6, 2022 9:06:02 GMT -5
"Fall And Pray" as in when he moves a block, it's about to fall and he's praying it doesn't fall
It also explain why he's so angry all the time, Scarlett did his theme song, it's really about how good Scarlett is at Jenga, Kross doesn't like playing Jenga with her because she always wins, so he asks wrestler's to play Jenga with him so he has a chance at winning, all the wrestler's he feuds with are people Kross asked to play Jenga with him that declined
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Post by SneakMan on Nov 6, 2022 9:27:28 GMT -5
We scurry around like rats trying to abandon a sinking ship. We venture out into the night in hopes of avoiding starvation. But the night is full of terrors. The house is in disarray, the animals howl in rage and fury, and all the while, the father sleeps. But don't wake him up. *suddenly shouting* DON'T WAKE DADDY  |
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Nov 6, 2022 9:27:38 GMT -5
Blick Block
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 6, 2022 9:35:08 GMT -5
I think he'd be more of a Screwball scramble guy.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Nov 6, 2022 9:36:47 GMT -5
Ah, the Kross match sucks, let’s play Hungry, Hungry Hippos
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 6, 2022 10:10:28 GMT -5
Turns he’s not really attracted to Scarlett, he’s just a big mark for Clue and is trying to wrangle a stable together AND IT’S F***ING HARD WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO CALL THEMSELVES MUSTARD OR PLUM
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 6, 2022 10:16:56 GMT -5
Lines up three red circles in Connect Four. About to drop the fourth.
Scarlett: The end is here…
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Nov 6, 2022 10:23:39 GMT -5
Karrion Kross: YAHTZEE!!!!
Drew McIntyre: Gay.
Karrion Kross: YOU SUCK!!!
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 6, 2022 11:53:04 GMT -5
Ah, the Kross match sucks, let’s play Hungry, Hungry Hippos EACH BALL GOBBLED IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK. I AM TIME'S HIPPOPOTAMUS. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 6, 2022 12:17:46 GMT -5
Turns he’s not really attracted to Scarlett, he’s just a big mark for Clue and is trying to wrangle a stable together AND IT’S F***ING HARD WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO CALL THEMSELVES MUSTARD OR PLUM Sheamus and Michael Cole would be ideal |
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Post by pinja on Nov 6, 2022 12:20:19 GMT -5
Roger Egbert called it a "gripping insight of a Karrion's twisted mind". El Salvador Dali and Quentin Terpentino compared it to Leni Riefenstahl, but with "less mountains". |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Nov 6, 2022 12:25:22 GMT -5
Roger Egbert called it a "gripping insight of a Karrion's twisted mind". El Salvador Dali and Quentin Terpentino compared it to Leni Riefenstahl, but with "less mountains". I'm so happy I made this dumbass thread thank you |
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Post by Chiral on Nov 6, 2022 13:14:48 GMT -5
"You lie on a table. Mutilated. They're taking you apart. Are they selling your body parts for money, a quick bit of cash in some back alley chop shop of bodily horror? Or is your fate in the hands of a desperate man trying to prove he still has some capability of saving a man's life? Either way, as your consciousness fades to black, I want you to remember one thing. Just one simple thing..." {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}"Don't touch the sides! *BZZZZT*!!!"  |
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