Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

the idea of this becoming an arby's and cm punk thread immediately makes me think of freddy vs jason

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Punk was way out of line (especially given recent history) but Jack also gives off these vibes reading what happened:

[lionheart21]

Aug 28, 2023 13:39:02 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Aug 28, 2023 13:33:15 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

The concept of UK Arby's horrifies me. It's either inexplicably way better than normal Arby's in a way that makes you feel awful about what you have back home, or so much worse that you can't look at regular Arby's anymore because of the memories it invokes.

Hey FAN has came a very long way at the mention of arby's let me tell ya

Not gonna lie, that took me a moment to remember what you were talking about. Yeah, those were…certainly some days alright.

[Renslayer]

So if you suspend/fire the person you created AN ENTIRE SHOW FOR, then what do you even do with that show?!

[MiLB Fan]

Why do I have the feeling that this will be the extent of Punk’s punishment?

[kidkamikaze10]

If Tony is somehow able to suspend Punk out of All Out, then the bitch may be slowly coming out of him.

By which to say, enjoy your suspension Jack. You'll probably be doing it alone.

[Ben Wyatt]

Aug 28, 2023 13:46:44 GMT -5 lionheart21 said:

Aug 28, 2023 13:39:02 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Hey FAN has came a very long way at the mention of arby's let me tell ya

Not gonna lie, that took me a moment to remember what you were talking about. Yeah, those were…certainly some days alright.

Indeed.

And I loved RD/Blade back in the day, but erm....a lot of their WC Radio stuff aged like mayo in the hot August sun

[firsttimelongtime]

Aug 28, 2023 13:48:12 GMT -5 Renslayer said:

So if you suspend/fire the person you created AN ENTIRE SHOW FOR, then what do you even do with that show?!

Probably not get paid for it in their next TV contract.

[Celexa Bliss]

Aug 28, 2023 13:49:09 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

Aug 28, 2023 13:46:44 GMT -5 lionheart21 said:

Not gonna lie, that took me a moment to remember what you were talking about. Yeah, those were…certainly some days alright.

Indeed.

And I loved RD/Blade back in the day, but erm....a lot of their WC Radio stuff aged like mayo in the hot August sun

Their nickname for Ashley Massaro makes me cringe to this day.

[Deputy Muscle]

Aug 28, 2023 13:48:43 GMT -5 MiLB Fan said:

Why do I have the feeling that this will be the extent of Punk’s punishment?

I would expect it to be closer to a 5 percent pay rise.

[Ben Wyatt]

Aug 28, 2023 13:50:25 GMT -5 Celexa Bliss said:

Aug 28, 2023 13:49:09 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

Indeed.

And I loved RD/Blade back in the day, but erm....a lot of their WC Radio stuff aged like mayo in the hot August sun

Their nickname for Ashley Massaro makes me cringe to this day.

First thing I always think of now when it comes to the radio show

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 28, 2023 13:46:44 GMT -5 lionheart21 said:

Aug 28, 2023 13:39:02 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

Hey FAN has came a very long way at the mention of arby's let me tell ya

Not gonna lie, that took me a moment to remember what you were talking about. Yeah, those were…certainly some days alright.

[One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs]

Punk deflecting from an altercation that he almost definitely made physical by leaking a travel story where he a) showed up late because he wanted to relax for a day and b) had to take mass transit instead of a car service because of an administrative mix-up and not just CALLING A f***ING TAXI YOURSELF AND GETTING IT REIMBURSED LIKE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER TRAVELED SOLO FOR WORK and thinking that it would build sympathy is beyond WrestleTaint parody levels

[Jindrak Mark]

www.pwtorch.com/site/2023/08/28/exclusive-jack-perry-likely-to-receive-more-blame-by-management-for-cm-punk-backstage-incident-but-punk-not-blameless/

Punk has made it clear since his return that he wants a drama-free locker room environment; he has largely achieved that on Collision, although it has come with controversy because of his restrictions on whom he does and doesn’t want allowed backstage at Collision.

This quote is incredible. Punk has mostly achieved a drama-free environment...apart from the less than one month period in which he got into another brawl, had wrestlers kicked out of the building, had the head of talent relations kicked out of the building, put the company's merchandise department on blast, put the company's travel policies on blast and oh yeah, continues to trash Hangman in unscripted promos.

[MrElijah]

Aug 28, 2023 12:23:25 GMT -5 lionheart21 said:

Aug 28, 2023 11:40:02 GMT -5 MrElijah said:

This shit is Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories at this point!

CM Punk: “See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and put Jack Perry in a chokehold like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.

…

Yeah, I remember putting Jack Perry in a chokehold.”

Punk: Perry, I offer you a truce. Do you want some Nandos with the old boy, CM Punk?

Jack: Man, my forehead is bumping!

Punk: Now that you mention it, I think I have some internal bleeding in my chest.

[dpg]

Aug 28, 2023 13:57:08 GMT -5 Jindrak Mark said:

www.pwtorch.com/site/2023/08/28/exclusive-jack-perry-likely-to-receive-more-blame-by-management-for-cm-punk-backstage-incident-but-punk-not-blameless/

Punk has made it clear since his return that he wants a drama-free locker room environment; he has largely achieved that on Collision, although it has come with controversy because of his restrictions on whom he does and doesn’t want allowed backstage at Collision.

This quote is incredible. Punk has mostly achieved a drama-free environment...apart from the less than one month period in which he got into another brawl, had wrestlers kicked out of the building, had the head of talent relations kicked out of the building, put the company's merchandise department on blast, put the company's travel policies on blast and oh yeah, continues to trash Hangman in unscripted promos.

He has achieved a drama free environment for himself, for everyone else its filled with it.

[stoptheclocks]

Tomorrow's arguments brought to you today...


"When you think about it, it's not fair to the Chicago crowd or Ricky Starks to suspend CM Punk for All Out. Clearly what Tony is doing here is getting through this week as best he can and then he'll punish Punk appropriately afterwards"

"I'm starting to think they might turn this into a work. Perry vs Punk would be a huge match now after this."


*Punk beats Starks clean and never interacts with Jungle Boy again outside of passive aggressive Instagram stories*

[Final Countdown Jones]

Aug 28, 2023 13:57:08 GMT -5 Jindrak Mark said:

www.pwtorch.com/site/2023/08/28/exclusive-jack-perry-likely-to-receive-more-blame-by-management-for-cm-punk-backstage-incident-but-punk-not-blameless/

Punk has made it clear since his return that he wants a drama-free locker room environment; he has largely achieved that on Collision, although it has come with controversy because of his restrictions on whom he does and doesn’t want allowed backstage at Collision.

This quote is incredible. Punk has mostly achieved a drama-free environment...apart from the less than one month period in which he got into another brawl, had wrestlers kicked out of the building, had the head of talent relations kicked out of the building, put the company's merchandise department on blast, put the company's travel policies on blast and oh yeah, continues to trash Hangman in unscripted promos.

Punk's efforts to achieve a drama-free environment have been what has caused the drama. It's wild. It's unbelievable. He's managed to successfully get a show where the people who have problems with him aren't there and he's acted like that's him removing the problems from the room. Taken on its face, it's self-centered and it's acts like any problem he's involved n is just other people making it an issue for him. Except then he's also stirring shit in other ways anyway so he's not even just being a blowhard, he's also just straight-up lying. THere's so many levels to the stuff Punk is doing and it's really impressive how many dimensions there are. And we wouldn't even have all this stuff to see play out this way and make him look bad, if not for how he's also unable to stop puttng out stories to keep trying to make himself look good.

There's so many layers to how this dude sucks man

[Bo Rida]

Stories vary but it's thought that CM Punk ordered chicken with Perry Perry sauce to send a message about Jack Perry's cowardice and became frustrated that none of the locker room got it.

[The Captain]

Aug 28, 2023 13:49:09 GMT -5 Ben Wyatt said:

Aug 28, 2023 13:46:44 GMT -5 lionheart21 said:

Not gonna lie, that took me a moment to remember what you were talking about. Yeah, those were…certainly some days alright.

Indeed.

And I loved RD/Blade back in the day, but erm....a lot of their WC Radio stuff aged like mayo in the hot August sun

I would say that those jokes were always gross shit. But a lot of us grew up and finally realized it.