NXT Kids - The NXT For Kids (Unaired 2015 Show)

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

So today I found out about the most interesting show in the world that was too interesting for its time. WWE made a whole kids show version of NXT that probably would have sat in the warehouse forever if an employee didn't accidentally upload the whole pilot episode to Vimeo that summer and it's incredible. Commentary consists of Corey Graves and two children named Drew & Tucker, the interviewer is a kid named PJ Whitaker that looks like a private detective, there's a f***ing Big Cass math quiz, and at one point the children just start viciously roasting Drake Wuertz calling him old Vin Diesel.

Fetus commentary highlights

- "I love when those noodle people come up and are like YEAH~!"
- "Is Bayley trying to hug her? Not normal."
- "I know she's a hugger but what else does she do?"
- "Thank god I'm a 12 year old. I wouldn't be in this mess."
- "More like Cry Dillinger"
- The fact that the very first question Corey asks them is "ARE YOU READY FOR THE DIVAS" and they both go "OH YEAH" like Johnny Bravo dude what the f*** is wrong with you

Also there's footage of a rly smart baby from Stanford that can name any theme in 2 seconds. Dude literally goes THAT'S BARON CORBIN.

[krozor]

Absolutely furious that we were denied PJ Whitaker, Boy Detective, who surely would have been the sensational character find of 2015.

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

Dec 19, 2022 18:43:15 GMT -5 krozor said:

Absolutely furious that we were denied PJ Whitaker, Boy Detective, who surely would have been the sensational character find of 2015.

The show ends with a "NEXT TIME ON NXT KIDS" bumper for a theoretical second episode with like 10x more PJ Whitaker looking like he's almost 99% certain where the bodies are buried but just needs a lil more info we need to find the PJ tapes.

[Lizuka #BLM]

It really just seems like such a strange project, especially for when they were doing it? Yes, what children REALLY love is the weird Network-exclusive show full of people they've never heard of that's constantly shuffling people in and out! Feels like if you wanted to do this kind of project using one of the main roster shows would be a lot more viable. Or hell, if you did it now since at least NXT is on TV and the turnover rate isn't as high.

[bob]

inducted at wrestlecrap

www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/nxt-kids/

[Legion]

Dec 19, 2022 18:48:50 GMT -5 bob said:

inducted at wrestlecrap

www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/nxt-kids/

I've not been to that site in a long time, likely since we stopped being their forum.

I remember it used to make me laugh so much.

[MrElijah]

Dec 19, 2022 18:43:15 GMT -5 krozor said:

Absolutely furious that we were denied PJ Whitaker, Boy Detective, who surely would have been the sensational character find of 2015.

.

"He's Orlando's best Detective....before curfew! Watch PJ Whitaker, Tuesdays, 8:30 on ABC!!"

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I really, really want to see this project revived with the current NXT Roster, it'd be the most glorious trainwreck in the history of the world and I'd love every second of it

Andre Chase swearing at children would be the new boom period!!

[krozor]

Dec 19, 2022 18:45:58 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Weather Machine said:

Dec 19, 2022 18:43:15 GMT -5 krozor said:

Absolutely furious that we were denied PJ Whitaker, Boy Detective, who surely would have been the sensational character find of 2015.

The show ends with a "NEXT TIME ON NXT KIDS" bumper for a theoretical second episode with like 10x more PJ Whitaker looking like he's almost 99% certain where the bodies are buried but just needs a lil more info we need to find the PJ tapes.

"Actually, Ms. Lynch, I know who took your Riverdance shoes and where they are right now. And I'll tell you, and the entire NXT Universe, next week."

WHO TOOK BECKY LYNCH'S RIVERDANCE SHOES? AND HOW DID PJ WHITAKER FIND OUT?

(Watch NXT for Kids Episode 3 for the solution.)

[Celexa Bliss]

Dec 19, 2022 19:50:01 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I really, really want to see this project revived with the current NXT Roster, it'd be the most glorious trainwreck in the history of the world and I'd love every second of it

Andre Chase swearing at children would be the new boom period!!

Just wait until one of the kids asks what happened to Mandy lol

[Jonathan Michaels]

The answer is something like 43.57

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

This just reminds me of Saturday Morning Slam. God that show was ugh although there were some funny moments

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

What y'all don't know is PJ went into business for himself and took out Ryder with the mic like his hero, CM Punk.