this year ... KEVIN McALLISTER and JOHN McLAINE ...

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

in ...

DIE ALONE!!!

or perhaps HOME HARD

or that the same thing?


anyway why is this NOT A THING at this time of the yars???

THE ULTIMATE MASHUP!

terrorist goobers try and rob an upper middle class chicago family of their precious 20%, and find that the cop at the start of the movie has just been divorced, carrying a gigantic teddy bear ... and not very keen of wearing nothing on his feet!

but can the wet bandits get that sodding vault open in time, before getting brained by an old guy

at the end kevin and john celebrate christmas by eating tv dinners

THIS FITS PEOPLE
THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE ...

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Dec 24, 2022 18:39:23 GMT -5 Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie said:

in ...

DIE ALONE!!!

or perhaps HOME HARD

or that the same thing?

Die Alone is definitely something John McClane will be doing, given his tendency to alienate himself from his friends and family.

Home Hard is the Kevin McAllister story if he were five years older.

[ace]

If you’re home hard for longer than four hours, consult your physician

[pinja]

Dec 24, 2022 18:39:23 GMT -5 Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie said:

in ...

DIE ALONE!!!

or perhaps HOME HARD

or that the same thing?


anyway why is this NOT A THING at this time of the yars???

THE ULTIMATE MASHUP!

terrorist goobers try and rob an upper middle class chicago family of their precious 20%, and find that the cop at the start of the movie has just been divorced, carrying a gigantic teddy bear ... and not very keen of wearing nothing on his feet!

but can the wet bandits get that sodding vault open in time, before getting brained by an old guy

at the end kevin and john celebrate christmas by eating tv dinners

THIS FITS PEOPLE
THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE ...

OHH! You just described "Don't Breathe".

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I don't know what we could call it, but if there was some way to get Mr. Freeze from Batman & Robin to play the dad from Jingle All the Way.

[The Wild Man of Borneo]

YIPPEE-KI-YAY, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!

[hassanchop]

Home Hard is the porn version. While he bones alone and locks all the doors and shuts all the lights when someone knocks.

[Hit Girl]

Home Alone is basically Die Hard In A House.

Both series even had sequels in New York.