🔵SmackDown! 12/30/22 -- Throw Yr Dawgs The Invisible Bone

[Gawk Rivers]

Live from America's Hot Sauce state, John Cena's back and he's teaming with everyone's favorite dyebeard (not rly he's natty af) Kevin Owens to take on Sami Zayn & Roman Reigns. I forget what else happened but I'll put it in here when WWE updates their site in a few hours. 

- Solo Sikoa takes on Sheamus after learning about how Sheamus totally cockblocked Bryan Danielson that one time him and Brie Bella were gonna make a baby. Family is everything.
- Roadhouse Rumble: Ronda Rousey vs. Raquel Rodriguez
- New Day address the WWE Universe after their recent tag title win

ICEMAN'S INTEL
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- Will Bray Wyatt address the fact that he put his fingers in the camera dude's mouth?
- Will it be foreskin or foreclosure for Hit Row after their unsuccessful tag title bid?
- How much glue was WWE sniffing when The Mexicools sold nachos ironically? 
- Ric Flair was literally always a character don't let the old warlock fool u 

[cjb01: Limited Edition Item!]

Will Lacey Evans have another Army Combat vignette for gimmick attempt number 43 while the entire live thread bellows in unison "F*** Lacey Evans"? Find out tonight!

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Dec 30, 2022 3:40:12 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

- Will it be foreskin or foreclosure for Hit Row after their unsuccessful tag title bid? 

We’ve talked about this, you’ve got to stop saying this.

[Deleted]

Dec 30, 2022 7:53:09 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

Dec 30, 2022 3:40:12 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

- Will it be foreskin or foreclosure for Hit Row after their unsuccessful tag title bid? 

We’ve talked about this, you’ve got to stop saying this.

That's a foregone conclusion.

[PTBartman]

How over the top will Michael Cole be when he describes what happened at the Mysterio house this Christmas.

[BRV]

I like that instead of holding the Day 1 pay-per-view, WWE has loaded up the cards for the final SmackDown before the New Year and the first Raw of the New Year.

Tonight's SmackDown, at least the main event, does have that big-match feel, even on free TV, kind of how Saturday Night's Main Event used to be.

[Clutchhausen]

It'd be cool if Cena pins Roman to win the match but that'll happen when my shit turns orange and tastes like rainbow sherbert.

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Dec 30, 2022 12:20:43 GMT -5 Clutchhausen said:

It'd be cool if Cena pins Roman to win the match but that'll happen when my shit turns orange and tastes like rainbow sherbert.

Cena should pin Reigns and then face him on Raw in two weeks when I’m in attendance

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Dec 30, 2022 3:40:12 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

- How much glue was WWE sniffing when The Mexicools sold nachos ironically? 

And also rode John Deere lawnmowers to the ring, with janitor gear? Not even like the baggy stuff Bryan wore when he infiltrated the Wyatt family, I mean they were actual janitor uniforms like Jim Duggan wore in the Shane Douglas feud and they had the Mexico flag printed on them.

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Karrion Kross after he and Scarlett kidnap Emma: "Madcap Moss, we've acquired your bootlicker."

[XIII]

SmackDown: Return of the Franchi

[xCompackx]

Dec 30, 2022 9:59:21 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Dec 30, 2022 7:53:09 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

We’ve talked about this, you’ve got to stop saying this.

That's a foregone conclusion.

Better than a foreskin conclusion.

[Chiral]

BIG MATCH JOHN THIS IS YOUR NIGHT

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

While Cena/Owens v Reigns/Zayn will almost certainly be the main event, it won’t be the last televised WWE match of 2022. That distinction goes to Oro Mensah v Javier Bernal on the episode of Level Up that follows this.

[welshpenguin]

I was supposed to be visiting family so I was going to miss the show, but as they say in wwe “plans change” 😋

[Jonathan Coachman]

Cena.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Actually an interesting main event, can’t see Cena coming back to eat a pin, can’t see him beating the Bloodline because that does nothing since he’s leaving. So it’ll be something with Sami and KO.

[Jindrak Mark]

Dec 30, 2022 18:30:42 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Actually an interesting main event, can’t see Cena coming back to eat a pin, can’t see him beating the Bloodline because that does nothing since he’s leaving. So it’ll be something with Sami and KO.

I mean like his last 4-5 returns have been him coming back to eat a pin.

I really think it's time for The Bloodline to take a loss though. It doesn't even have to be Cena getting the pin or Roman taking the fall. KO pinning Sami would be fine and probably the best for story purposes with Roman blaming Sami for causing him to finally lose a match and it being the beginning of the end, eventually leading to the group turning on Sami in a month or so.

[bob loves the Hurt Syndicate]

Are we feeling ucey FAN?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Dec 30, 2022 18:34:54 GMT -5 Jindrak Mark said:

Dec 30, 2022 18:30:42 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Actually an interesting main event, can’t see Cena coming back to eat a pin, can’t see him beating the Bloodline because that does nothing since he’s leaving. So it’ll be something with Sami and KO.

I mean like his last 4-5 returns have been him coming back to eat a pin.

I really think it's time for The Bloodline to take a loss though. It doesn't even have to be Cena getting the pin or Roman taking the fall. KO pinning Sami would be fine and probably the best for story purposes with Roman blaming Sami for causing him to finally lose a match and it being the beginning of the end, eventually leading to the group turning on Sami in a month or so.

Seems like a rush to have Sami cause an issue, we all know he will, but he JUST gained Roman’s trust. Should hold off on problems until at least the Rumble. Then Sami/KO vs. Usos at Mania.

Elimination Chamber is no good since Jimmy can’t enter Canada.