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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:28:22 GMT -5
HHSDUOHUOSHIPDHG UM HEY GUYS YOU SURE THIS GRAPHIC DOESN'T REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING? NOT EVEN A LIL BIT? NO?  DIDE WHAT THE f*** AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH It really feels like there was a sudden point in time where the majority of society realised “This flag represents too many bad things and needs to go”. I don’t think 2012 was it, though. Cena at literally any point at his life tho would never be caught dead with this kinda shit which is why it's so funny to me. Like there's no way they were trying to go for confederate flag but unfortunately Robert E. Lee's ghost is in it from the side. |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:33:40 GMT -5
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER JEBEDIAH CARDONA FOUGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR YOU BASTARD   |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:34:48 GMT -5
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:36:53 GMT -5
Zack Ryder's gay porn acting is next level NXT please get Matt Cardona
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:39:12 GMT -5
Dude's having a swag attack   |
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Jan 21, 2023 21:42:26 GMT -5
Dude's having a swag attack John Cena, more like Gurn Cena, am I right? |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:43:19 GMT -5
ZACK TRIED TO FIGHT HIM AND CENA LITERALLY JUST GRABBED THIS DUDE'S NECK AND FOUND HIS OFF SWITCH  NOW WATCH AS I DEMONSTRATE MY DEATH TOUCH |
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Post by XIII on Jan 21, 2023 21:44:06 GMT -5
Have you gotten to the part where Eve kicks his balls off yet?
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:45:26 GMT -5
Have you gotten to the part where Eve kicks his balls off yet? That has to be sometime this month or the next lmao |
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Jan 21, 2023 21:46:50 GMT -5
Have you gotten to the part where Eve kicks his balls off yet? That’s WrestleMania, so no. |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:52:20 GMT -5
I can't adequately communicate just how bad/hilarious Embrace The Hate Kane promos are this dude is speedreading the teleprompter like Mr. Burns with the voice of Rand Paul. I haven't been able to make it through a single one without pausing cause I'm laughing too much to know what's even going on. I wanna throw a tomato at this dude.  |
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 21, 2023 21:55:19 GMT -5
ZACK TRIED TO FIGHT HIM AND CENA LITERALLY JUST GRABBED THIS DUDE'S NECK AND FOUND HIS OFF SWITCH NOW WATCH AS I DEMONSTRATE MY DEATH TOUCH Let me tell you how my friend Kevin, until the day he passed. Would just look at me and say “Cena! why DID you STEAL my girlFRIEND?!” Like every week |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:55:24 GMT -5
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 21, 2023 21:57:05 GMT -5
Listen dawg. I know the Zack Ryder stuff tastes, smells and looks like sabotage but that dude in big promo moments just f***ed shit up at a near Cesaro level. It’s amazing.
I remember when they did the whole “look at our big new crew of internet darling champions” segment and Punk and Bryan just looked like they wanted to die when Ryder spoke
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:57:16 GMT -5
THE CEO OF RACISM IS ESCAPING  |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 21:58:06 GMT -5
Listen dawg. I know the Zack Ryder stuff tastes, smells and looks like sabotage but that dude in big promo moments just f***ed shit up at a near Cesaro level. It’s amazing YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND *JOHN* |
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Jan 21, 2023 21:58:17 GMT -5
I think this might be the wheelchair episode, f*** YES. Cena's literally plotting to lock Zack Ryder and Eve in the locker room together so that Zack can tell her his feelings. Like he's a f***ing 15 year old in a novel.  I've heard Burn It To The Ground 3 times in the last like 2 minutes LMAO Not enough is being made about John's HUSTLE LOYALTY RESPECT garment bag Cena: "A man with wrinkled jorts is no man at all" |
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Post by XIII on Jan 21, 2023 21:58:59 GMT -5
Help My guy out there wearing fruit roll ups on his face. |
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 21, 2023 22:00:39 GMT -5
Listen dawg. I know the Zack Ryder stuff tastes, smells and looks like sabotage but that dude in big promo moments just f***ed shit up at a near Cesaro level. It’s amazing YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND *JOHN* He’s so baaaaad! His run is like if something ironic got a legit run. He’s the Morbius of wrestlers |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 22:03:16 GMT -5
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