Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 23:50:09 GMT -5
JOSH MATTHEWS JUST SAID THAT THE BIG SHOW AND KHALI COMBINED ARE LIKE 14 FT. TALL WHAT THE f*** DOES THAT MATTER JOSH THEY'RE NOT CIRCUS HOMIES
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 23:51:49 GMT -5
I absolutely can't believe they put Khali in Elimination Chamber. That's legit evil.
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 23:54:14 GMT -5
Giving Wade Barrett a theme that sounded like Lil Wayne Rebirth is one of the funniest things WWE has ever done
MY EYES A COLD FIRrrRrRe
its SO BURnINg HOT TO BReAK FREE
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 21, 2023 23:57:19 GMT -5
THE RICH THEY KEEP GETTIN RICHER
AND THE POoOeR THEY GOT NOTHIN LEFT
BUT YOU WANT MORE BLOOD FROM THAT SNOWMAN
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:01:06 GMT -5
Dude did Big Show officially quit smoking this year or something cause this man has so much pent up rage LMAO HIM AND KHALI WON THE MATCH AND HE JUST PUNCHED KHALI RIGHT IN THE f***ING FACE FOR TOUCHING HIM  |
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 22, 2023 0:01:13 GMT -5
All of the, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE IS NO MERE MORTAL YOU MUST KILL HIM TO END THE STREAK," stuff has to have aged hilariously given the eventual solutions to beating Taker at Mania were, "Just concuss him immediately," and, "Wait until he gets so old and broken down he can't do the Tombstone anymore."
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Post by The Captain on Jan 22, 2023 0:06:49 GMT -5
ZACK TRIED TO FIGHT HIM AND CENA LITERALLY JUST GRABBED THIS DUDE'S NECK AND FOUND HIS OFF SWITCH  NOW WATCH AS I DEMONSTRATE MY DEATH TOUCH John Cena demonstrating his mastery of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. |
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Post by The Captain on Jan 22, 2023 0:09:44 GMT -5
Also, I SERIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA CAMACHO WAS TANGA LOA?!?!?
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:10:02 GMT -5
I was gonna talk about how f***ing scary and awesome Hall Of Pain Mark Henry was but Big Show came in the room and Mark made fun of his heavy breathing with a lil tired chainsmoker dance LMAO  |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:10:50 GMT -5
Also, I SERIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA CAMACHO WAS TANGA LOA?!?!? HAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD IT HITS ME THATS PROBABLY THE CASE FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY HEY ANYONE WHO THIS IS A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY FOR: I'M SORRY |
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 22, 2023 0:12:33 GMT -5
You book any tag matches lately?  How does having a shirt on make Orton look more naked? |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:13:15 GMT -5
You cannot take this dude anywhere holy f***   |
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Jan 22, 2023 0:13:18 GMT -5
Also, I SERIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA CAMACHO WAS TANGA LOA?!?!? Ain't nobody realer than gorilla |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:15:45 GMT -5
God I miss when wrestling was this good   |
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 22, 2023 0:19:29 GMT -5
Wait, wait, WWE 12 had been out for like three months at this point, why does their poster for it still say Rating Pending? Get your shit together THQ.
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:19:59 GMT -5
MY COMPUTER BLUE SCREENED CAUSE I WAS LOSING MY MIND OVER TEDDY SCREAMING "YOU'RE TEARING UP MY OFFICE" WHILE SHOW WAS MOVING THE COUCHES AROUND SCREAMING GIMME WHAT I WANT LIKE CARTMAN
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:31:24 GMT -5
BIG SHOW FLIPPED A COUCH WE NEED AUTOMATIC REPAIR STAT
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 22, 2023 0:31:43 GMT -5
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BIG SHOW DOING HILARIOUSLY ATHLETIC THINGS THIS MAN'S JUST SHOWING OFF FOR THE MILFS IN THE CROWD  You think that blows your mind, watch Show in some WCW Matches where he does a top rope missile drop kick. And funny story, on another board I was on, when Bryan called Big Show a Bastard, me and 5 other posters followed with Boss Man's "And his momma said so!". |
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Post by canceled4truth on Jan 22, 2023 0:39:14 GMT -5
Sidenote how does Camacho never got brought up when talking about hilarious f***ing stupid raceswap gimmicks THEY MADE TANGA LOA SOUTH PARK MEXICAN THAT'S UNREAL LMAO I remember my friend never bothered to learn his name and would refuse to call him anything other than "sack of shit." Idk what his vendetta was but Camacho was gone after like a month so I guess my friend won out? |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jan 22, 2023 0:39:43 GMT -5
Big Show please my computer is only 95 pounds and I was WATCHING THIS
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