Local girl watches 2012 shows

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Jan 22, 2023 22:38:42 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Jan 22, 2023 22:37:26 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

THEY'RE ALREADY TAG CHAMPS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE f*** LMAO 

This was like the peak of Primo and Epico, which says a lot because these dudes persist for like EIGHT MORE YEARS

Hell, Primo had already been there since 2008. DUDE’S THERE FOR TWELVE F***IN YEARS. THAT’S LIKE DOUBLE OF FULL TIME STEVE AUSTIN.

[Mozenrath]

Jan 22, 2023 21:54:17 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

So a lawyer, an egg, and the King of Queens walk in to a bar

Ohhh, right, Gabbi. Unironically good for her.

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Jan 22, 2023 23:01:57 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Jan 22, 2023 22:38:42 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

This was like the peak of Primo and Epico, which says a lot because these dudes persist for like EIGHT MORE YEARS

Hell, Primo had already been there since 2008. DUDE’S THERE FOR TWELVE F***IN YEARS. THAT’S LIKE DOUBLE OF FULL TIME STEVE AUSTIN.

Primo's only had one match since leaving WWE, WWC's 49th Anniversary show, this year in August. Lost a World Title three way match

And yes that is Carlos Colon's promotion lol

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Jan 22, 2023 21:54:17 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

So a lawyer, an egg, and the King of Queens walk in to a bar

Honestly the glow up is very real

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Speaking of the 2012 Tyler Reks run, I assume you won't watch NXT from this year, but just in case you do, Madlibs, this is what you have in store for you

Hawkins and Reks would then settle into the role of NXT's troublemakers, tormenting NXT host Matt Striker on his lackluster career and how they should be main-eventing NXT, even once going to the extent of assaulting him after a match. They forced Striker to appoint William Regal as NXT's prime authority figure on the February 29 episode of NXT. Regal would employ harsh measures to keep Hawkins and Reks in line, including threatening suspensions for bad behaviour and condemning them to janitorial duty, this caused them much frustration.

 On the March 21 episode of NXT Redemption, Striker was knocked out with chloroform by Johnny Curtis and Maxine, and then Striker was kidnapped (kayfabe) by unknown persons, later revealed to be Hawkins and Reks, who intended to blackmail Maxine into using her charms to get Regal to leave them alone. Unfortunately for Hawkins and Reks, Striker was rescued by Derrick Bateman and Kaitlyn. On the April 18 episode of NXT, the freed Striker confronted Hawkins and Reks about the kidnapping, and Hawkins admitted the crime. As punishment, Regal put Hawkins and Reks in a match against each other with Striker as referee and the loser of the match would be fired. Even though Reks won to supposedly save her job at the expense of Hawkins', Regal decided to fire Reks as well, sending the two troublemakers away from NXT.

Yes, this is how William Regal in NXT began lmfao

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Jan 22, 2023 22:50:08 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Jan 22, 2023 22:45:26 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

HAHASIHAHSHDF ZEKE JUST SCREAMED AND DID A RUNNING PUNCH TO THE TUMMY LIKE THIS IS TRAMPOLINE WRESTLING

You realise that‘s Drew McIntyre he’s doing that to, right? Actual main eventer of the last few years Drew McIntyre. Dude was nowhere for years at this point.

Its so crazy turning on a show from like 2011-2014 and seeing McIntyre job in 5 minutes to like Brodus

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Jan 23, 2023 1:28:19 GMT -5 canceled4truth said:

Jan 22, 2023 22:50:08 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

You realise that‘s Drew McIntyre he’s doing that to, right? Actual main eventer of the last few years Drew McIntyre. Dude was nowhere for years at this point.

Its so crazy turning on a show from like 2011-2014 and seeing McIntyre job in 5 minutes to like Brodus

Never give up on your dreams, because Drew McIntyre at one point was coming out for matches looking like this

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Jan 23, 2023 2:12:05 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Jan 23, 2023 1:28:19 GMT -5 canceled4truth said:

Its so crazy turning on a show from like 2011-2014 and seeing McIntyre job in 5 minutes to like Brodus

Never give up on your dreams, because Drew McIntyre at one point was coming out for matches looking like this

A 66 and two-thirds percents strike rate of members becoming world champions puts 3MB above SO MANY all-time legendary stables in that statistic.

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Jan 23, 2023 2:15:53 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Jan 23, 2023 2:12:05 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Never give up on your dreams, because Drew McIntyre at one point was coming out for matches looking like this

A 66 and two-thirds percents strike rate of members becoming world champions puts 3MB above SO MANY all-time legendary stables in that statistic.

It's actually kind of crazy, and we can't say Heath didn't carve out a career for himself off of stuff he just grinded at to get over each time, he just made shit work

Made it work so well he and Rhyno essentially have a career in Impact in 2023 lol

[Mozenrath]

Jan 23, 2023 2:19:02 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Jan 23, 2023 2:15:53 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

A 66 and two-thirds percents strike rate of members becoming world champions puts 3MB above SO MANY all-time legendary stables in that statistic.

It's actually kind of crazy, and we can't say Heath didn't carve out a career for himself off of stuff he just grinded at to get over each time, he just made shit work

Made it work so well he and Rhyno essentially have a career in Impact in 2023 lol

I'd love if Heath won the Impact title sometime. He probably won't, but stranger things have happened.

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Jan 22, 2023 22:51:59 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POW-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





GO BIG OR GET LOST

Legitimately. How does that even happen?

And Santino winning, good god. I’ll never EVER talk shit about today’s product. Oh my god.

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Jan 23, 2023 3:40:38 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

Jan 22, 2023 22:51:59 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POW-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





GO BIG OR GET LOST

Legitimately. How does that even happen?

And Santino winning, good god. I’ll never EVER talk shit about today’s product. Oh my god.

I'd take Santino Marella a thousand times before I had to watch Top Dolla work a match again tbh... I know that's a crazy low bar but at least Marella could actually work when asked and had some good runs lmfao

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Jan 23, 2023 3:46:13 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Jan 23, 2023 3:40:38 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

Legitimately. How does that even happen?

And Santino winning, good god. I’ll never EVER talk shit about today’s product. Oh my god.

I'd take Santino Marella a thousand times before I had to watch Top Dolla work a match again tbh... I know that's a crazy low bar but at least Marella could actually work when asked and had some good runs lmfao

Listen man. Top Dolla sucks shit but he’s in one segment tops. Santino was all over shows at one point. In costumes.

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Jan 23, 2023 3:48:44 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

Jan 23, 2023 3:46:13 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I'd take Santino Marella a thousand times before I had to watch Top Dolla work a match again tbh... I know that's a crazy low bar but at least Marella could actually work when asked and had some good runs lmfao

Listen man. Top Dolla sucks shit but he’s in one segment tops. Santino was all over shows at one point. In costumes.

I will agree with you that stuff like "Santina" was f***ing awful television, let alone your first Mania Women's Battle Royal winner, like... I can't believe they thought that was ok, none of it was funny it was... woof. 

I think Santino had some really, really good moments in his run, the moments where he almost won the Rumble and versus Bryan in the Chamber are standout to me, he really could pull off moments that got the crowd into it. He was overbooked, overexposed, and this was definitely that era with the Cobra Sleeve and all.

At least we're well past Santina in this re-watch, that was 2009, but this is when he has that Chamber Moment with Bryan, if Madlibs is able to watch that, it is some top notch stuff, I remember when it happened and people really bit on it.

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I'm still just continually floored that the Santino Marella character is still getting TV time in 2023.

Also he's a transphobe so like f*** him.

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Jan 23, 2023 5:24:05 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I'm still just continually floored that the Santino Marella character is still getting TV time in 2023.

Also he's a transphobe so like f*** him.

 I was gonna say "Where is he still getting screen time?" and remembered he just debuted in Impact as the Director of Authority, and apparently has total copyright ownership over the name "Santino Marella"

Had no clue he said dumb shit like that though

[Rudy Gobert Fingers]

Jan 23, 2023 3:40:38 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

Jan 22, 2023 22:51:59 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POW-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





GO BIG OR GET LOST

Legitimately. How does that even happen?

And Santino winning, good god. I’ll never EVER talk shit about today’s product. Oh my god.

Santino was absurdly over and I was just death glaring at the screen the whole time like I was witnessing the moral decline of society 💀

[Bo Rida]

Jan 23, 2023 2:35:44 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Jan 23, 2023 2:19:02 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

It's actually kind of crazy, and we can't say Heath didn't carve out a career for himself off of stuff he just grinded at to get over each time, he just made shit work

Made it work so well he and Rhyno essentially have a career in Impact in 2023 lol

I'd love if Heath won the Impact title sometime. He probably won't, but stranger things have happened.

That would make them more successful than the nwo in the aforementioned world title ratio for a stable.

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That heel turn of Santino’s in 2007 helped get us through some rough f***ing waters right after the Benoit stuff, and the Glamarella pairing up until the face turn was pretty great too. Dude banked a good 18 months of goodwill from that. Sure, a lot of the actual angles in his face run after that was a bit lame, but he generally served his niche being the clown at the circus better than most ever did, and there’s nothing with that.

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Jan 23, 2023 7:44:40 GMT -5 Bo Rida said:

Jan 23, 2023 2:35:44 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I'd love if Heath won the Impact title sometime. He probably won't, but stranger things have happened.

That would make them more successful than the nwo in the aforementioned world title ratio for a stable.

It’d make them more successful than nearly all stables, what with a 100% completion rate and all that. And unlike Evolution, they didn’t start the damn stable from second base.