Local girl watches 2012 shows

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This is where this comes from, by the way:

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LMAO JOHN CENA TOLD HER TO HOLD OUT FOR THE ROCK WHAT THE f***

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Gracie Jiu Jitsu cannot hope to penetrate the will of the sigma male

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TASTEFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING

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Feb 1, 2023 0:04:19 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Gracie Jiu Jitsu cannot hope to penetrate the will of the sigma male

It's actually funnier with this f***ing caption oh my lord lmfao

[Gawk Rivers]

Eve is just having a 10 hour long panic attack in the ring and the crowd are chanting HOESKI cause they're all broskies which means Heaven has *been* off the table,

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Feb 1, 2023 0:06:07 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

TASTEFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING

Remember kids, be like John Cena and NO SELL Infidelity! 

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Feb 1, 2023 0:13:19 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Eve is just having a 10 hour long panic attack in the ring and the crowd are chanting HOESKI cause they're all broskies which means Heaven has *been* off the table,

If WrestleMania had transitioned to taglines by this time, a good one for 2012 would have been "WrestleMania: Heaven has *been* off the table" tbh

[Gawk Rivers]

Triple H rly said "I will not face Undertaker at Wrestlemania again. Sorry. He won the battle I won the war."

VOCARE AD REGNUM just means MORAL VICTORY BABY

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Much like Lita I feel like this whole storyline kinda wrecked Eve's WWE career perception for awhile btw. Like this was essentially her last year in the company and she has been barely been back since, despite being named a company ambassador in 2013

Like that's two prominent women in WWE at different time periods whose full time wrestler retirement storylines were basically "She's a whore". Eve does go on to do other stuff this year but like... THIS is what people remember lol

[Gawk Rivers]

Listening to Michael Cole collapsing under the weight of having to pronounce John Lauranitis 30 times per night is hilarious

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"Check out what's Tweeting worldwide" - Jerry Lawler who sounds as shocked to still have a job at this point as everyone was that he was still there

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I forgot to mention it on here but yesterday I turned the TV on right when RAW was starting to see Johnny Ace in the ring and almost had a heart attack before realizing I was on the Network and it was airing a RAW from 2012

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Feb 1, 2023 0:46:19 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

I forgot to mention it on here but yesterday I turned the TV on right when RAW was starting to see Johnny Ace in the ring and almost had a heart attack before realizing I was on the Network and it was airing a RAW from 2012

I think you would have seen a 20 page thread on the top of this forum if he'd actually returned last night lmfao

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"You look like Pee Wee Herman's Fairy Godmama. Stay up." - Theodore Long, Voice of a Generation

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Every single time there's an Undertaker vs. Triple H thing there's a new song to go with it and each song is worse than the last one. Hair is on point tho.

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Feb 1, 2023 0:53:50 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Every single time there's an Undertaker vs. Triple H thing there's a new song to go with it and each song is worse than the last one. Hair is on point tho.

TEDDY.

[Gawk Rivers]

Not Elimination Chamber featuring CM Punk hitting a kick on Jericho so powerful that he flies thru the chamber door and gets knocked out