Local girl watches 2012 shows

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The Punk / Jericho feud suuuuucked. First it's a bunch of, "We have vaguely similar catchphrases, I'm going to end the world!" or whatever, then you get their shit Mania match where half of it's made up of Jericho trying to get Punk DQed, then they do that thing of Jericho trying to insist Punk is a drunk for some reason.

At least the Extreme Rules match was really good I guess.

Also I soooooo wish Vince had let them do the original idea of Jericho tattooing himself onto Punk because that'd be so damn funny with how much they hate each other now.

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Feb 11, 2023 14:07:33 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Was this the WrestleMania where Hunter was basically like "you know if you think about it, I basically won our match last year so what's the point?"

HHH feuds when he’s presented as a face are always hysterical with how egomaniacal they are. Undertaker has to beg HHH for a rematch even though Taker won the first one. A few years later, the one guy HHH could never beat shows up again (Batista), but instead of a more logical “I need to see if I can finally beat you” storyline where HHH challenges Batista, it’s Batista begging to fight HHH because of “give me what I want”.

[One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs]

Feb 1, 2023 0:13:19 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Eve is just having a 10 hour long panic attack in the ring and the crowd are chanting HOESKI cause they're all broskies which means Heaven has *been* off the table,

As someone who has bought a Jaegerbomb from Big O (I swear to every higher being that this is true), I beg for your collective forgiveness

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Feb 11, 2023 16:05:45 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

This man doesn't beat his meat so much as send it to the shadow realm

I remember in school, there was the whole "if your hand's bigger than your face, you have cancer" and everyone would try it so you could then hit their hand into their face.

If there's even a modicum of truth to that BS, Rock needs to see an oncologist stat.

[Hypnosis]

Feb 11, 2023 20:05:48 GMT -5 Ash Kingston said:

Feb 11, 2023 14:56:35 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

NOBODY GETS OUT OF THIS SHARK PIT ALIVE

Impressive. He looks dead inside, and that's before becoming a TNA commentator.

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Feb 12, 2023 1:10:01 GMT -5 @ghost said:

Feb 11, 2023 14:07:33 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Was this the WrestleMania where Hunter was basically like "you know if you think about it, I basically won our match last year so what's the point?"

HHH feuds when he’s presented as a face are always hysterical with how egomaniacal they are. Undertaker has to beg HHH for a rematch even though Taker won the first one. A few years later, the one guy HHH could never beat shows up again (Batista), but instead of a more logical “I need to see if I can finally beat you” storyline where HHH challenges Batista, it’s Batista begging to fight HHH because of “give me what I want”.

And Triple H is never ever the brunt of the attacks in the build up. It’s always HBK or Stephanie

[Gawk Rivers]

Before I get started once more I just wanna say OH MY GOD THE PANDEMIC SHOWS WERE SO MUCH EASIER TO WATCH LMAO

JERRY LAWLER JUST SAID "MAYBE SHE'S GOT MOVES LIKE SWAGGER" IT'S FEBRUARY 2012 MOVES LIKE JAGGER HAD BEEN TERRORIZING THE WORLD FOR LIKE 7 MONTHS ALREADY I HATE THIS

[Gawk Rivers]

"CM Punk has been set for X Rays and the reports are back; nothing fractured" DUDE HOW TF DID WE GO FROM SET TO LAB WORK IS DONE IN 4 SECONDS LMAO

[Gawk Rivers]

Firmly in the Pizza Hut HD era but also the deathly fear of holes era god what the gf*** 

[Gawk Rivers]

Big thanks to Kane who made fire go off, showed up late as hell seriously the gap between FLAMES and him actually coming out was hilarious, did some stuff, and made it red

[Gawk Rivers]

You put Michael Rappaport in my office get the f*** out

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[Gawk Rivers]

GOOD FEELING AND WILD ONES WERE *BOTH* THE WRESTLEMANIA THEME IN 2012 THAT'S INCREDIBLE

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At some point in this thread a deeply buried WWE 2012 memory is gonna resurface and I'm gonna have a five paragraph meltdown like "THIS!!! THIS IS WHY I QUIT WRESTLING THIS YEAR THIS WAS THE MOMENT"

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Feb 12, 2023 15:03:37 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

GOOD FEELING AND WILD ONES WERE *BOTH* THE WRESTLEMANIA THEME IN 2012 THAT'S INCREDIBLE

Good Feeling was the Survivor Series 2011 theme and Vince musta been like "OH MY F***ING GOD THIS IS A BOP WE HAVE TO USE THIS AGAIN THIS IS A WRESTLEMANIA LEVEL THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!"

Also a WM28 theme: That MGK song from the shoe commercial

[Gawk Rivers]

EVE COMING OUT TO A GOOD FEELING KNOCKOFF THEME WHEN IT;S LITERALLY THE MANIA THEME IM SO HAPPY

[Gawk Rivers]

This feels like it was written in Japanese by a huge misogynist and loosely translated back




All said and done my brother in law's a G in a Gi

[Gawk Rivers]

"It's not my fault that men crumple at my feet like little puppies" Vince McMahon go directly to jail

[Gawk Rivers]

[Gawk Rivers]

Michael Cole just point blank asked Jerry and the viewer "if Eve Torres threw herself on you would you be able to resist her?" BITCH YES I DON'T WANT SMOKE WITH THE GRACIES