A Modest Proposal (***** ******)

[Jonathan Michaels]

Michael Cole said we must all acknowledge him now.

Nope.

I propose we no longer acknowledge him.

I propose we no longer use his name or confirm the existence of ***** ******.

Who’s with me?

[Jonathan Michaels]

I guess nobody.

(Leaves the forum)

[mrbananagrabber]

I genuinely don’t know what kind of response you were expecting with this.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I vote we all just call him Leakee and remind him of his horrifying past

[darbus alan]

He who must not be acknowledged.

["Trickster Dogg" James Jesse]

So you're saying we should eat Roman Reigns' kids?

[Jonathan Michaels]

Apr 3, 2023 0:35:02 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

I genuinely don’t know what kind of response you were expecting with this.

That we don’t use his name until the interminable title reign ends.

Honestly, I don’t know why nobody’s tried that on him.

Just pretend he doesn’t exist, bump into him and pretend it was a pole or something, mention what a shame it is that the titles are vacant.

Deny his existence entirely

[A Little Doo Doo]

This is what my parents do to me.

[Big DSR Energy]

Apr 3, 2023 0:51:22 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

This is what my parents do to me.

["Trickster Dogg" James Jesse]

"After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion, as to reject any offer, proposed by wise men, which shall be found equally innocent, cheap, easy, and effectual."



“I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least objection. Roman Reigns loses to Cody Rhodes at Wrestlemania.”

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

what if he was just Joe?

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

I agree, Drew Gulak is ruining NXT

[Spiderf 4]

Modest.

To the top.

[Marvelous1LUFC]

Apr 3, 2023 1:41:47 GMT -5 Friday Night SmackOwn said:

what if he was just Joe?

Joe E Legend gimmick infringement

[coleslaw]

Who is this thread talking about

[Deleted]

A friend of mine had an English Professor who brought in his newborn on the day he taught A Modest Proposal.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

[Celexa Bliss]

We could just call him Voldemort.

[nisidhe]

You know, you might have a point.

I mean, WWE has become a place where what we want doesn't matter to the people booking all this stuff. Once in a while, they'll throw us a bone but then they'll rip it from our jaws when they see we're enjoying it too much which, to be honest, lately has meant whenever they see us enjoying it at all.

Worst of all is the feeling that a lot of the roster seem to be in on the whole abuse - and really, WWE has been abusing us for some time. Maybe that's what I like about AEW a lot of the time - there's a genuine, good-faith effort to give fans what they want and to ensure that we come away from their programming feeling as though what they've done is fair. There was a time when WWE used to do that, too; but at some point between the advent of Austin 3:16 and the rise of Cena, the target audience for WWE shifted from the fans to Vince McMahon himself.

Nowadays, it seems as though nobody in WWE deserves our attention or our sympathy. They're all Vince's flying monkeys at this point.