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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 22, 2023 20:26:15 GMT -5
Fan favorite Chuck Palumbo!  Biker Chuck has like one of the absolute worst promos I've ever heard under his belt and I cherish it a lot youtu.be/qJ4OaFjoibE?t=64Is that him 'bringing the crazy' to Michelle McCool? |
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Post by XIII on Apr 22, 2023 20:27:49 GMT -5
 This thread is Superstar approved, daddy! These modern guys need to wake up and inject Rhesus monkey testosterone for breakfast, tren and anavar for lunch, drink a testosterone and HGH shake for dinner, and then pick up some rats to wind down. Listen to the Superstar baby and you’ll go right to the top! |
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 22, 2023 20:48:19 GMT -5
This thread is Superstar approved, daddy! These modern guys need to wake up and inject Rhesus monkey testosterone for breakfast, tren and anavar for lunch, drink a testosterone and HGH shake for dinner, and then pick up some rats to wind down. Listen to the Superstar baby and you’ll go right to the top! SWEET JESUS GOD THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M LOOKING FOR Dude's head is like the smallest part of his body and IT'S f***ING HUGE |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 22, 2023 20:48:51 GMT -5
Let us not forget Johnny the Bull breaking his ass and tearing his urethra with this dumb move that he was told not to do:  |
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 22, 2023 20:55:23 GMT -5
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 22, 2023 20:55:28 GMT -5
Let us not forget Johnny the Bull breaking his ass and tearing his urethra with this dumb move that he was told not to do: why does a dude as lame as Johnny Stromboli have such a sweet f***ing leg drop |
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 22, 2023 20:57:14 GMT -5
Fan favorite Chuck Palumbo! Biker Chuck has like one of the absolute worst promos I've ever heard under his belt and I cherish it a lot youtu.be/qJ4OaFjoibE?t=64Chuck Palumbo vs Jamie Noble featuring Michelle McCool is PEAK 2008 WWE |
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 22, 2023 21:05:02 GMT -5
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 22, 2023 21:08:56 GMT -5
CHUCK PALUMBO BRINGS THE CRAZY (COLORIZED) Also isn't Michelle wearing an absolutely INSANE pair of 08 bedazzled jeans or am I misremembering |
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Post by WIENERS=$$$ on Apr 22, 2023 21:39:42 GMT -5
This thread is Superstar approved, daddy! These modern guys need to wake up and inject Rhesus monkey testosterone for breakfast, tren and anavar for lunch, drink a testosterone and HGH shake for dinner, and then pick up some rats to wind down. Listen to the Superstar baby and you’ll go right to the top! "You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I—I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"  |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 22, 2023 21:48:53 GMT -5
How Billy Graham is still alive is one of life's great mysteries.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Apr 22, 2023 21:55:47 GMT -5
How Billy Graham is still alive is one of life's great mysteries. He actually died years ago but convincing the wrestling industry that he's still alive is his last great scam. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 22, 2023 22:01:53 GMT -5
Biker Chuck has like one of the absolute worst promos I've ever heard under his belt and I cherish it a lot youtu.be/qJ4OaFjoibE?t=64Chuck Palumbo vs Jamie Noble featuring Michelle McCool is PEAK 2008 WWE Now if this doesn't say "new boom period", nothing will
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Post by King Devitt: What Plants Crave on Apr 22, 2023 22:29:18 GMT -5
1. I never quite realized how big Chuck Palumbo's face was. Holy hell. 2. Reno has the best 'look' out of any of them. Like you could mold him into something solid. 3. 3rd guy is the best looking, but also kinda looks like Mini Matt Morgan. 4. Shawn Stasiak was always just the weirdest looking dude to me. It's like his face and hair actively hated him. It seriously looks like he's wearing the world's worst toupee. I love that you completely blanked on Mark Jindrak's name LMAO I really did. Holy shit. And there's more. So you wrote that, and I'm like "what??? nawwwww" and went and had me a google, and was like damn... In all of Team Shiny Tits he's the best looking one. And now I know his name. Again  |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 23, 2023 1:05:26 GMT -5
Let us not forget Johnny the Bull breaking his ass and tearing his urethra with this dumb move that he was told not to do: Super Calo would never, because like Top Dolla he'd just tumble over the top rope. |
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Post by queenfan12 on Apr 23, 2023 1:13:02 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the "British Storm" Ian Harrison
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Apr 23, 2023 2:04:57 GMT -5
With Johnny the Bull, the guy wasn't just decorative muscle at least, he was freakishly strong. He could press slam guys like Rikishi.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Apr 23, 2023 6:32:15 GMT -5
YOU WANT THE JUICE?!?!!?  |
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Apr 23, 2023 7:07:18 GMT -5
That isn't stage lighting illuminating them. They just had a pee test that was so hot it lit up the entire arena. The reason they kept Steiner so long even though he was too beat up to wrestle is his urine cut the pyro budget in half.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 23, 2023 7:09:24 GMT -5
Above Average Mike Sanders drinking that Brain & Nerve Tonic by the bottle full. for the life of me "Above Average" Mike Sanders had the single worst nickname in wrestling history that wasn't something stupid Triple H came up with for himself. |
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