Tony Khan is no longer a bitch

[champchumpchange]

Jun 2, 2023 16:57:53 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Tony, blink 4 times if CM Punk is holding you hostage

Dude doesn't know how to blink

[wankah]

So he just has a contract with big baby Phil. No need to get Tony involved in all this.

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

I'd like to think if I was in Tony's position I would have fired Punk the next day after All Out, But I'm NOT in that position, I'm just a broke MF-er talking shit online.

It's easy for me to have that opinion since I don't stand to either gain or lose money based on whether or not CM Punk (or anybody else for that matter) is on the roster.

I don't know how many extra Millions I'd need to make in order to consider it all "worth" the hassle, whether or not this is a good idea financially won't be known until 6 months, a year from now.

[Dub H]

Jun 3, 2023 14:25:18 GMT -5 Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite said:

I'd like to think if I was in Tony's position I would have fired Punk the next day after All Out, But I'm NOT in that position, I'm just a broke MF-er talking shit online.

It's easy for me to have that opinion since I don't stand to either gain or lose money based on whether or not CM Punk (or anybody else for that matter) is on the roster.

I don't know how many extra Millions I'd need to make in order to consider it all "worth" the hassle, whether or not this is a good idea financially won't be known until 6 months, a year from now.

Bold of you to assume Punk wont either be injured or throwing a tantrum under a year.

[Deleted]

Tonight was your reminder that Tony Khan is a big ol bitch that Phil Brooks takes for walks back stage.

[zero744]

Didn’t see it mentioned in the show thread, but the first thing Punk did was take the AEW logo off the mic before using it.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Punk's return promo really could've been summed up with "Tony Khan is a bitch"

[The Ichi]

Feels like a bump is in order.

[Final Countdown Jones]

TONY KHAN IS A BITCH

Thank you Ichi I didn't feel like digging for this

[Fade]

I’m not even mad anymore. It’s just sad and the difficult route to dispute now.

[XIII]

[Andy Martin]

Aug 14, 2023 12:21:49 GMT -5 XIII said:

Stuff like this is why I love this place.

[Renslayer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lionheart21]

Aug 14, 2023 13:43:31 GMT -5 Renslayer said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This reads like something from the wrestling equivalent of The Onion, except it’s something that actually happened.

We are dealing with levels of bitch-made that were thought to be as mere fable.

[Nosnorb]

Aug 14, 2023 11:22:32 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

TONY KHAN IS A BITCH

Thank you Ichi I didn't feel like digging for this

You should capitalize the thread title or rename it "Tony Khan has ascended into Bitchhalla".

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

I'm starting to think the answer to the who's a bitch question is "everyone involved."

[Mid-Carder]

Jun 2, 2023 16:57:53 GMT -5 Mid-Carder said:

Tony, blink 4 times if CM Punk is holding you hostage

Who knew this would become even more relevant 2 months later

[ace]

Given Tony’s….let’s call it demeanor and assume I mean cocaine addiction…blink less than four times in five seconds if Punk is holding you hostage

[Denny Zen is Cooking™]

Tony Khan has gone beyond Bitchalla. The man transcends the very concept of bitchness. He has achieved bitchvana.

[Allie Kitsune]

Aug 14, 2023 14:54:54 GMT -5 Denny Zen is Cooking™ said:

Tony Khan has gone beyond Bitchalla. The man transcends the very concept of bitchness. He has achieved bitchvana.

It's gone so far beyond that nobody's even going to use the term "Bitch" anymore.

The next dude to get jobbed out hard and humiliated is going to be a Tony Khan.

"Can you believe they had Cody fall for Roman's bullshit AGAIN? What a Tony Khan."