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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 13, 2023 22:59:52 GMT -5
So it's been like 2 or 3 weeks since Baron Corbin started wrestling in the most Gymshark shit you've ever seen and tonight he chose to add a lil razzle dazzle in the mix and um oh no  WRESTLING IN SOME f***ING SEXY RED VELVET BOXERS LOOKING LIKE CODY ZELLER |
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jun 13, 2023 23:02:49 GMT -5
He ran out of the JBL money so he had to cut back somewhere.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jun 13, 2023 23:56:36 GMT -5
The dude has the flabbiest legs I've ever seen on someone, he needs to wear pants again.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jun 14, 2023 2:15:51 GMT -5
Next week he wrestles Carmello Hayes while wearing a burlap sack. Actually I would like to see that.  |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 14, 2023 2:21:09 GMT -5
I'm remembering back when people bitched about Zack Ryder's tights with one bare leg as looking silly. That looked a lot more legitimate than some of the gear guys are trying to pass off as acceptable currently.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 14, 2023 2:39:20 GMT -5
At least I know what his new back tattoo is meant to be now. Had been curious for months since I saw it poking out the sides of his tanktops.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 14, 2023 2:41:52 GMT -5
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jun 14, 2023 4:38:02 GMT -5
I see we're back to the second mouth on his stomach being visible.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2023 5:35:19 GMT -5
I saw a clip of him wrestling in gym shorts from a week or two ago and thought it was just a ‘wrestle an impromptu match’ thing but this is for real? Like, Undies Corbin is his actual attire?? Why??
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Jun 14, 2023 5:37:57 GMT -5
Dude has had the strangest career arc.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Jun 14, 2023 5:54:45 GMT -5
I’ve been saying it over and over. He desperately needs his career to take a hard comedic turn and stay there for a while. A comedic heavy like Theory was for Gargano. He needs to be in a faction and support a team.
He just needs to stop taking himself seriously and loosen up in a sillier role because nobody on the planet gives a shit about him right now.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 14, 2023 5:57:00 GMT -5
They need to start calling him Uncle Corbin and he comes out in a stained/ripped sleeveless white shirt and frayed boxer shorts while wearing flip flops or shower slippers.
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Post by mrtuesday on Jun 14, 2023 6:13:36 GMT -5
I’ve been saying it over and over. He desperately needs his career to take a hard comedic turn and stay there for a while. A comedic heavy like Theory was for Gargano. He needs to be in a faction and support a team. He just needs to stop taking himself seriously and loosen up in a sillier role because nobody on the planet gives a shit about him right now. Wasn't that the point of Happy Corbin? They even gave him a comedy sidekick in Madcap Moss. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jun 14, 2023 7:18:01 GMT -5
I'm fine with his lazy shorts and tshirt look. Just some big dude getting into fights. But keep the shirt on and the music needs to go.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 14, 2023 7:21:01 GMT -5
Out there looking like a drunk uncle at the 4th of July BBQ looking for a fight
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Jun 14, 2023 7:32:10 GMT -5
I’ve been saying it over and over. He desperately needs his career to take a hard comedic turn and stay there for a while. A comedic heavy like Theory was for Gargano. He needs to be in a faction and support a team. He just needs to stop taking himself seriously and loosen up in a sillier role because nobody on the planet gives a shit about him right now. Wasn't that the point of Happy Corbin? They even gave him a comedy sidekick in Madcap Moss. Yeah but that’s why I’m saying a faction like The Way. The difference between that and the one you’re bringing up is that Corbin was the LEAD while Madcap was his JOBBER sidekick. It was a hat on a hat and just not what he needs. He needs to be in the background and play a goofy heavy or something. |
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Jun 14, 2023 8:12:04 GMT -5
Waiter Corbin was his best look.
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schma
El Dandy
Who are you to doubt me?
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Post by schma on Jun 14, 2023 8:30:30 GMT -5
It could be worse. He could raid Rey Mysterio's closet.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Jun 14, 2023 8:35:54 GMT -5
Good god almighty...
I never thought I'd utter this sentence, but man...I miss Lone Wolf Baron Corbin.
Grow your hair back out. Get your cool looking Tron back. Get your superior music back (screw royalties). And look legit again. f***'s sake...
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Post by mrtuesday on Jun 14, 2023 8:41:38 GMT -5
Good god almighty... I never thought I'd utter this sentence, but man...I miss Lone Wolf Baron Corbin. Grow your hair back out. Get your cool looking Tron back. Get your superior music back (screw royalties). And look legit again. f***'s sake... He really did lose his sense of style when he shaved his head. You might be on to something. |
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