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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jun 14, 2023 9:10:15 GMT -5
Same vibe:
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 14, 2023 9:12:33 GMT -5
Good god almighty... I never thought I'd utter this sentence, but man...I miss Lone Wolf Baron Corbin. Grow your hair back out. Get your cool looking Tron back. Get your superior music back (screw royalties). And look legit again. f***'s sake... I don’t think he had a choice with the hair situation. Like, we don’t remember it being a near full-on skullet by the time he cut it?
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 14, 2023 9:20:20 GMT -5
Good god almighty... I never thought I'd utter this sentence, but man...I miss Lone Wolf Baron Corbin. Grow your hair back out. Get your cool looking Tron back. Get your superior music back (screw royalties). And look legit again. f***'s sake... I don’t think he had a choice with the hair situation. Like, we don’t remember it being a near full-on skullet by the time he cut it? It was literally so bad that dude had a "this is my ideal self" hairline in the 2K games before he shaved it.
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Post by FinalGwen on Jun 14, 2023 9:30:21 GMT -5
Can't read this thread title without being like [davidhayter]huh... Corbin Gear?[/davidhayter]
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jun 14, 2023 9:32:42 GMT -5
When shots of him wearing shorts on the house shows started popping up I thought it was a weird look but whatever. Whatever this is has him looking sorrier than he ever has and that’s saying something.
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Post by fg on Jun 14, 2023 11:10:21 GMT -5
I saw him on Smackdown and I wanted to know what his shirt said. It didn’t look like a wrestling shirt. It looked like a generic t-shirt advertising something else.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jun 14, 2023 11:13:24 GMT -5
I don’t think he had a choice with the hair situation. Like, we don’t remember it being a near full-on skullet by the time he cut it? It was literally so bad that dude had a "this is my ideal self" hairline in the 2K games before he shaved it. Also, Shawn Michaels in 2K23.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jun 14, 2023 13:02:55 GMT -5
He should go back to his Wetherspoons waiter gear.
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Post by Andew9001 on Jun 14, 2023 14:36:58 GMT -5
I don’t think he had a choice with the hair situation. Like, we don’t remember it being a near full-on skullet by the time he cut it? It was literally so bad that dude had a "this is my ideal self" hairline in the 2K games before he shaved it. Heck when he grew it out a bit for Bum Ass Corbin it looked like it had receded even more. I think he suits the bald look well enough but he just doesn't look intimidating.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 14, 2023 14:38:45 GMT -5
Wasn't that the point of Happy Corbin? They even gave him a comedy sidekick in Madcap Moss. Yeah but that’s why I’m saying a faction like The Way. The difference between that and the one you’re bringing up is that Corbin was the LEAD while Madcap was his JOBBER sidekick. It was a hat on a hat and just not what he needs. He needs to be in the background and play a goofy heavy or something. How about they have Miz and Ziggler join forces with Corbin as their heavy? I’m picturing them feuding with Zayn/Owens and it could rule.
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Post by XIII on Jun 14, 2023 14:49:22 GMT -5
Someone woke Corbin up and told him he had a match.
I wouldn’t even wear that shit to the gym to lift in. What a bum ass
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Post by asuka007 on Jun 14, 2023 14:59:14 GMT -5
Normally I’d roll my eyes at Vince’s obsession with making guys who don’t have 100% jacked bodies “cover up.”
But with Corbin, I kind of get it. He just looks more imposing wrestling in a shirt and pants frankly.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jun 14, 2023 15:02:35 GMT -5
Unless you want him to start wearing a bandanna at all times, "Grow your hair out" isn't exactly on option for Corbin at this point.
Gear wise... al he really had were really generic black tights with some studs in it... which is still somehow his best gear.
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Post by XIII on Jun 14, 2023 15:06:03 GMT -5
Corbin could probably grow the Hawk. Might even look cool…or might look even stupider. Hard to say
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 14, 2023 15:27:39 GMT -5
I find the complete absence of kneepads in this picture far more distressing than whatever the f*** Corbin's actually wearing.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jun 14, 2023 15:33:05 GMT -5
Yeah, like, Corbin cut his hair for a reason.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Jun 14, 2023 15:38:13 GMT -5
I find the complete absence of kneepads in this picture far more distressing than whatever the f*** Corbin's actually wearing. Oh my god I was about to start ranting about this and forgot but HOW THE f*** DOES HE EVEN FUNCTION WITH NO KNEEPADS AND KNEES SO SHARP THEY'RE LIKE BURSTING THRU HIS SKIN Like how is this man able to walk
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 14, 2023 15:45:47 GMT -5
Everyone laughed and said shut up when I said Corbin should take his remaining hair follicles and make one giant rat tail but no, look how the man turns out now. Should've put him in a ravioli stained shirt, jorts and that rat tail to hit people with but nooooo.
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Post by Instant Classic on Jun 14, 2023 16:22:45 GMT -5
Night and day from when he was in NXT years ago.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jun 14, 2023 16:28:15 GMT -5
"pile of sh!t"
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