Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jun 14, 2023 16:36:27 GMT -5
He should team up with Karion Kross. Kross gives him new gear. Corbin is amazed it helps him win and returns the favour. They keep doing this until Kross is a gladiator and Corbin is wearing facepaint and Scarlett is the 3rd wheel in their deal.
Either it makes them more entertaining or limits their crap to one segment. Win win.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Jun 14, 2023 16:37:37 GMT -5
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Post by stoptheclocks on Jun 14, 2023 16:47:47 GMT -5
Out there looking like a drunk uncle at the 4th of July BBQ looking for a fight Which would be a great gimmick for him.
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Post by government mule on Jun 14, 2023 17:04:10 GMT -5
I want Corbin in a cardboard box next week please
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Fade on Jun 14, 2023 17:29:38 GMT -5
He should just start stealing others looks until one sticks.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jun 14, 2023 17:50:22 GMT -5
He should just start stealing others looks until one sticks. Every time he beats a wrestler he takes one article of clothing from them.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 14, 2023 17:52:52 GMT -5
I said it before but the fact they cut off bum ass Corbin before it's time killed the character. You get the chance to laugh thus letting his character eat shit after years of being a bastard, then someone or the situation goes too far and then we turn him face and just go from there. Sure you can turn him heel again after that but you know what it would refresh the character anyway
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jun 14, 2023 18:19:16 GMT -5
He should just start stealing others looks until one sticks. Every time he beats a wrestler he takes one article of clothing from them. Literally takes the shoes off of his unconscious opponent.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Jun 14, 2023 18:26:25 GMT -5
Behold: STEAMBOAT CORBY
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A Little Doo Doo
Salacious Crumb
An unconventional man with unconventional methods.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 14, 2023 18:38:03 GMT -5
Every time he beats a wrestler he takes one article of clothing from them. Literally takes the shoes off of his unconscious opponent. Keep acting tough, it's gonna get creepy All of a sudden, you starting to feel sleepy But in these streets, when you doze off You wake up with your clothes off
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 14, 2023 18:46:28 GMT -5
He looks like Great Value Lars Sullivan after robbing Chaz Warrington's gym bag.
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Post by Starshine on Jun 14, 2023 20:05:07 GMT -5
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nm
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nm on Jun 14, 2023 20:56:14 GMT -5
Corbin trying to crawl into bed later that night in his silk drawers:
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Jun 15, 2023 1:53:24 GMT -5
Yeah but that’s why I’m saying a faction like The Way. The difference between that and the one you’re bringing up is that Corbin was the LEAD while Madcap was his JOBBER sidekick. It was a hat on a hat and just not what he needs. He needs to be in the background and play a goofy heavy or something. How about they have Miz and Ziggler join forces with Corbin as their heavy? I’m picturing them feuding with Zayn/Owens and it could rule. That’s an interesting idea but I’d honestly rather just watch him in a comedy tag team with Tozawa or something. Or have him drink the koolaid and join Chase U in NXT. Something where he’s really playing second fiddle to indie talent that haven’t received the spotlight.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 15, 2023 2:53:57 GMT -5
Honestly, I don't even have an issue with his physique, it's just that his gear is super unflattering. His frowning belly is maybe a bit hard to take seriously, but I could live with it if he put some pants on.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Jun 15, 2023 5:20:15 GMT -5
Good god almighty... I never thought I'd utter this sentence, but man...I miss Lone Wolf Baron Corbin. Grow your hair back out. Get your cool looking Tron back. Get your superior music back (screw royalties). And look legit again. f***'s sake... I don’t think he had a choice with the hair situation. Like, we don’t remember it being a near full-on skullet by the time he cut it? Yeah, but looking back...it kinda fit his whole vibe he had going on. The skullet, the ring gear, the music, the tron...it all worked. We took it for granted.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 15, 2023 6:01:40 GMT -5
I said it before but the fact they cut off bum ass Corbin before it's time killed the character. You get the chance to laugh thus letting his character eat shit after years of being a bastard, then someone or the situation goes too far and then we turn him face and just go from there. Sure you can turn him heel again after that but you know what it would refresh the character anyway Co-signed. I mean, there's really nothing else as a heel he can do at the moment, a face turn wouldn't hurt him at all. I feel for the guy. He's a really solid hand in the ring. Whenever he *does* something that's working gimmick wise, they either run it into the ground and kill it or they inexplicably change course.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 15, 2023 6:04:56 GMT -5
Good god almighty... I never thought I'd utter this sentence, but man...I miss Lone Wolf Baron Corbin. Grow your hair back out. Get your cool looking Tron back. Get your superior music back (screw royalties). And look legit again. f***'s sake... I don’t think he had a choice with the hair situation. Like, we don’t remember it being a near full-on skullet by the time he cut it? Yeah, the shaved head is the least of his worries. Though, I agree with the rest about the Lone Wolf character. That was him at his best
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 15, 2023 6:15:10 GMT -5
Corbin needs to steal old Big Show's old gimmick of coming out as random superstars.
Hulkster Corbin, Triple Corbin, The Big Corboski, The Boogey Baron, Baron Big Show, Corbinkishi, Big Van Baron, Brock Corbin, Baron "The King" Corbin, Yokocorbin, The Baron of Tommorow: Corbinsuka
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jun 15, 2023 9:44:36 GMT -5
I was for awhile partial to the idea of doing kind of a wacky mismatched tag partners deal with Corbin and Grimes where Grimes kind of dragged him into being a better person, but instead they just had them feud for like two weeks then forgot about it.
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