Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 48,490
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Post by Dub H on Sept 4, 2023 15:12:03 GMT -5
I laugh everytime Christian say" I-*quick glance at the Angry Dinosaur behind him* WE!"
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Post by Germansuplex on Sept 4, 2023 15:23:08 GMT -5
He out-scumbags heel MJF right now, and I'm not saying that lightly.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Sept 4, 2023 16:33:43 GMT -5
So, assuming he DOES ultimately sign with AEW... you think Edge does something to one up the turtleneck? Adam "Argyle Sweatervest" Copeland? Them doing a deluxe douche heel wrestling version of Frasier and Niles please! New tag champs:
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Sept 4, 2023 18:48:14 GMT -5
“Bruce Wayne I heard you had a father…” I had another one lined up...
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Post by darbus alan on Sept 5, 2023 19:38:39 GMT -5
Christian would hit paydirt with Superman. That's two dead fathers in the universes where Jonathan Kent dies!
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 5, 2023 19:46:58 GMT -5
I want his Sleeveless Battle Turtleneck as an armor item in every RPG I play from now on. Preferably with best-in-slot stats.
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
Posts: 16,537
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Post by FinalGwen on Sept 7, 2023 5:25:24 GMT -5
Just dawned on me that Luchasaurus is the Joey Kuras to Christian's Tommy Talarico.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Sept 7, 2023 6:00:20 GMT -5
I love that Christian is innately attracted to men who have daddy issues.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 7, 2023 10:04:07 GMT -5
Just dawned on me that Luchasaurus is the Joey Kuras to Christian's Tommy Talarico. We really need Christian to start exaggerating some of his smaller accomplishments while not even bringing up his genuinely important ones.
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 7, 2023 11:17:26 GMT -5
Biggest missed opportunity ever that we didn't get this Christian feuding with Cody. Christian calling Dusty every name in the book would be a fitting tribute to both Rhodes AND Funk.
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 7, 2023 11:22:17 GMT -5
Just dawned on me that Luchasaurus is the Joey Kuras to Christian's Tommy Talarico. We really need Christian to start exaggerating some of his smaller accomplishments while not even bringing up his genuinely important ones. "Rey Mysterio? TAKA? Jericho? Liger?! I'M the greatest WWF Light Heavyweight Champion of that era!!" "I don't think Rey or Chris held--" "Who the hell asked you?!"
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4real
Wade Wilson
Posts: 28,779
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Post by 4real on Sept 8, 2023 10:29:13 GMT -5
“Roddy Strong I am concerned about your neck health but also I couldn’t overhear you talking about your father’s health…”
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Post by boogie on Sept 8, 2023 11:06:12 GMT -5
Christian is the top heel in AEW. Tell me when I am telling lies.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 9, 2023 18:46:23 GMT -5
twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1700655776920940725So, in an interesting twist to the current Christian Cage & Nick Wayne program, it turns out Edge actually wrestled Buddy Wayne very early in his WWF run as a member of The Brood. Hell, even Kevin Kelly is on commentary for the match.
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Post by HIM on Sept 9, 2023 18:57:55 GMT -5
So, in an interesting twist to the current Christian Cage & Nick Wayne program, it turns out Edge actually wrestled Buddy Wayne very early in his WWF run as a member of The Brood. Hell, even Kevin Kelly is on commentary for the match.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Sept 9, 2023 19:56:12 GMT -5
This is why AEW adopting all pro-wrestling history as their canon, no matter how minute or obscure, is delightful. Because you know if Edge comes in and gets mixed up with Christian, this will definitely come up.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 9, 2023 21:03:17 GMT -5
“Roddy Strong I am concerned about your neck health but also I couldn’t overhear you talking about your father’s health…” *Sad cucked Roddy noises*
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Post by Fake Jesus on Sept 9, 2023 23:34:57 GMT -5
I know he's the TNT champion, but the people need CC vs MJF before his whc reign ends. Guy who was a scumbag for Complex Psychological Reasons vs guy who is simply an ontological piece of shit and world's biggest hater because he feels like it.
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Chuck Conry
Dennis Stamp
zombies DON'T Run
Posts: 3,833
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Post by Chuck Conry on Sept 10, 2023 4:14:58 GMT -5
I know the joke is Christian saying he's champion when he isn't, but he's so good right now I wish he had a belt of his own. This is the most I've been interested in Christian since he told Cena he couldn't make him say "I quit" even if he tied him up and forced him to listen to his lame ass CD.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Sept 10, 2023 4:25:18 GMT -5
I know he's the TNT champion, but the people need CC vs MJF before his whc reign ends. Guy who was a scumbag for Complex Psychological Reasons vs guy who is simply an ontological piece of shit and world's biggest hater because he feels like it. Absolutely. I want Christian vs. MJF And I want Swerve vs. MJF Just to see Max interact with them, and how he'd deal with actual "evil" personalities. Like he can call himself the Devil, but Christian and Swerve walk the walk, and I'd love to see those things clash.
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