Ric Flair was All Elite: Not any more.

[Gawk Rivers]

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

furious that the stupid drink isnt called WOONERGY

[Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh]

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Nov 3, 2023 14:02:38 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

i might actually go back and watch this, like watching youtube videos of historical tragic events

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Nov 3, 2023 14:02:38 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

The Phoenix Suns after two quarters of Victor Wembanyama.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Nov 3, 2023 14:02:38 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

God the composition here is crazy I take back everything I said about the match this really is the ultimate, most fitting retirement for him.

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Nov 3, 2023 14:35:03 GMT -5 Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh said:

Death is way too much of a finality to joke about but there is also a good Hot N Ready joke in here somewhere too...

[Bo Rida]

Maybe this is the future, Flair presenting Orange Cassidy and Hook with some post match woo energy.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Nov 3, 2023 13:52:56 GMT -5 salz4life said:

Nov 3, 2023 13:08:10 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

I don't know much about Kobashi, but that aside, at least Minoru Suzuki can still have an actual good match doing nothing but chops and face slaps.

Flair is just a filthy old zombie.

Suzuki still looks like he is a crazy and scary SOB that could do some damage. Flair looks feeble, IMO. I love him.... but he's DONE when it comes to physicality.

I heard Suzuki is a smoker, but apparently not enough to where he can’t still throw disturbing firearms and holds and work a solid match. Ric has clearly partied and binged on his body to where it was visibly catching up with him as early as 2003 IMO.

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

I'm looking forward to this episode of "Hey-EW!"

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Nov 3, 2023 12:27:31 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

Nov 3, 2023 12:24:03 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

my ass should’ve just sticked to playing fire pro and not get attached to aew in the first place

That was kind of my primary way of watching wrestling for a while.

Fake wrestlers I make up don't have to commit crimes or have political opinions.

I once made a whole company of like 75 CAWs (not even for a game, I literally sketched them and wrote movesets and catchphrases). None of them have ever said anything politically awful and only three have been arrested. And that was for pizza theft from the GM’s office.

[Final Countdown Jones]

The reason he wants to take a bump and shill his mushroom energy drink is that he's come to believe that the dust he'll crumble to if he does a back bump will be like 'a mushroom letting its spores out' and not a horrible situation where the front few rows actually get to inhale the most traumatic thing they'll ever witness in a wrestling ring.

[The Captain]

Nov 3, 2023 15:26:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

The reason he wants to take a bump and shill his mushroom energy drink is that he's come to believe that the dust he'll crumble to if he does a back bump will be like 'a mushroom letting its spores out' and not a horrible situation where the front few rows actually get to inhale the most traumatic thing they'll ever witness in a wrestling ring.

This is how the apocalypse happens: the combination of Flair dust and mushroom spores creates a parasitic entity that infests people a la The Last of Us.

[markymark]

Sting/Darby vs either Christian and Adam or Vs Rush and Andrade for Revolution 2024 imo depending of what the fk they want Flair to do and if they do the old "Flair turns on Sting for the 1 million time"

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 3, 2023 15:26:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

The reason he wants to take a bump and shill his mushroom energy drink is that he's come to believe that the dust he'll crumble to if he does a back bump will be like 'a mushroom letting its spores out' and not a horrible situation where the front few rows actually get to inhale the most traumatic thing they'll ever witness in a wrestling ring.

Excalibur: WHAT ARE WE SEEING? THE SPORES. THE SPORES ARE COMING OUT. THE SPORES OF WOO ENERGY. 
Tony: fellas I think he's dead
Taz: you think uh red reishi can help with this too 

[khali]

Nov 3, 2023 14:02:38 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

I think we’ve kind of forgotten how scary that match was. He took A SUPLEX and never stood up again. Like for all the jokes about Flair dying in the ring it almost looked like it was going to happen.

[The Ichi]

Seriously though, what the f*** do they do if he dies whilst under contract to them? Especially if he takes bumps. TK seems like he's only going to learn things the very hard way at this point and it's getting really scary.

[Gawk Rivers]

Nov 3, 2023 15:51:53 GMT -5 khali said:

Nov 3, 2023 14:02:38 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

I think we’ve kind of forgotten how scary that match was. He took A SUPLEX and never stood up again. Like for all the jokes about Flair dying in the ring it almost looked like it was going to happen.

I will literally never forget the sight of Jay Lethal about to take him up for a superplex but then deciding against it because he realized "oh if I do this I'm a murderer" 

[Allie Kitsune]

Nov 3, 2023 15:26:55 GMT -5 Final Countdown Jones said:

The reason he wants to take a bump and shill his mushroom energy drink is that he's come to believe that the dust he'll crumble to if he does a back bump will be like 'a mushroom letting its spores out' and not a horrible situation where the front few rows actually get to inhale the most traumatic thing they'll ever witness in a wrestling ring.

And thus began the Woopocalypse.

[markymark]

Wait a minute, AEW let Regal do bumps as well(He was on his way out but still), maybe they will have Christian beating up Flair ala MJF to Regal.