Most and Least Disgusting Ninja Turtle Pizza?

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This is going with the theory that the base for all of these is traditional crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. Otherwise if it was just like a dessert pizza some of these would be less off putting.

Popcorn has to win it for me for least disgusting. Especially if the cook had a creative take on popcorn they could try to mask the difference in textures of the two. Pizza and popcorn are both savory with no sweet elements which helps out a lot.

The sardines, chili pepper, whipped cream, and chocolate fudge has to be the most disgusting for me. There’s just too much going on and I’m not a sardines guy.

I’d love to see the folks from Hell’s Kitchen tackle some of these for a food challenge.

[Push R Truth]

Goulash on pizza sounds amazing. That's by far the best.


I had a clams with peanut sauce dish at a Thai place. That could work.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Pizza with peanut butter sounds like it's a mortal sin.

[ERON]

I'd try a goulash pizza. The rest sound horrid, but any of the ones with anchovies would be the worst for me. I absolutely loathe anchovies.

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Congratulations pineapple on pizza lovers, you no longer hate yourself and the world the most, whatever monster came up with these does.

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I finally understand why the turtles always wore trench coats and hats when they went to pick up their pizzas: it wasn’t because they thought they’d scare people, it was to hide their shame from everyone that was judging them for their crimes against food.

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Dec 10, 2023 21:43:57 GMT -5 ERON said:

I'd try a goulash pizza. The rest sound horrid, but any of the ones with anchovies would be the worst for me. I absolutely loathe anchovies.

I haven’t had much goulash to the point where offhand I couldn’t even remember what it was, but depending on how it’s done, I agree that could be delicious!

[WoodStoner1]

I'm gonna be the nitpicking nerd here.

This isn't all of them, surely.

I can already see the ones from the first few episodes are not here, for instance. No sashimi pizza/whipped cream pizzas from Ninja Pizza. No pizza with corn flakes. The ones from the first "PIZZA TIME!" call in the pilot that are escaping my memories.

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Dec 10, 2023 20:21:16 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

Pizza with peanut butter sounds like it's a mortal sin.

I am shocked that Bert Raccoon didn't come up with it first! (yes, my obligatory Raccoons reference)

I could see some kind of creation also involving Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and chocolate crust or at least a sugar crust like a pie.

Like OP said, some of these would be good dessert pizzas, though. Not if they mix it with the usual savory ingredients.

[tirtefaa]

I'd like to know what pizza parlor they were ordering from?

As someone who worked at one many many years ago, I think I only got a single anchovies order during my tenure. I'd like to see the store that has oatmeal and strawberries on hand.

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How high were these turtles.


I guess I’d go for pepperoni and the pickles one.

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Here's James Rolfe and friends actually trying some of these. It's an old video, therefore good and worth watching.

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Dec 11, 2023 11:36:31 GMT -5 WoodStoner1 said:

I'm gonna be the nitpicking nerd here.

This isn't all of them, surely.

I can already see the ones from the first few episodes are not here, for instance. No sashimi pizza/whipped cream pizzas from Ninja Pizza. No pizza with corn flakes. The ones from the first "PIZZA TIME!" call in the pilot that are escaping my memories.

Just imagine the size of the infographic if Liberty Cruise went through all 193 episodes of the original series and made an accurate list.

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and now you all know, why they live in the sewers ...

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Dec 11, 2023 12:13:30 GMT -5 tirtefaa said:

I'd like to know what pizza parlor they were ordering from?

As someone who worked at one many many years ago, I think I only got a single anchovies order during my tenure. I'd like to see the store that has oatmeal and strawberries on hand.

They probably either just step out to get them, or the turtles order from them enough to where they know to stock stupid shit.

[WoodStoner1]

Dec 11, 2023 12:13:30 GMT -5 tirtefaa said:

I'd like to know what pizza parlor they were ordering from?

As someone who worked at one many many years ago, I think I only got a single anchovies order during my tenure. I'd like to see the store that has oatmeal and strawberries on hand.

Well there was Ninja Pizza, as well as Weird Pizza.

Both I think had ties to the Shredder, so maybe he was trying to get them addicted to strange toppings so that they had permanent digestive issues or something...