2024-2025 NFL Thread: Get Ready For Some Football

[Rolent Tex]

Sept 8, 2024 10:36:06 GMT -5 XIII said:

Apparently Tyreek Hill was arrested on his way to the stadium today, but is out and ready to play.

NFL script writers are cooking this year

Swerve: Tyreek was bailed out by the Brazilian scammers.

[PCfromNYC]

[jm]

Kendrick Lamar is official to headline the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

[Hit Girl]

Sept 8, 2024 13:10:08 GMT -5 jm said:

Kendrick Lamar is official to headline the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Bad Blood duet with Taylor Swift!

[cornettesracket]

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

[Allie Kitsune]

Sept 9, 2024 3:10:38 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

How does one say "Tank Bowl" in German?

[Fundertaker]

Sept 9, 2024 9:44:26 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

Sept 9, 2024 3:10:38 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

How does one say "Tank Bowl" in German?

Tank-Schüssel

Get to it Tree!

[Renslayer]

The Nasty Man got sued again. The NFL and browns deserve first class tickets to hell for enabling him

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Puka Nacua is going on the IL, he'll be out at least four weeks with a re-aggravated training camp knee injury

Sucks for the Rams and for Fantasy owners, but Cooper Kupp's likely about to feast...

[XIII]

Haven’t seen it discussed in this thread…but Clowns QB Watson was sued for sexual assault again.


Browns with the worst contract ever.

[cornettesracket]

The NFL wont be putting Watson on the exempt list at the moment. I suppose they have to go through their processes but this is the same league that only suspended ray rice after the video of him punching his fiancé in the head, and they couldn’t ignore it.

The browns could however do something if it’s found that he didn’t disclose this incident to them when they signed him to that utterly ludicrous contract. Surely there was language in his contract to cover that given what was known at the time.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I don't get how being a serial sex offender doesn't warrant indefinite suspension. If Bill Cosby played football he might get a strongly worded email telling him to please cut it out.

[Dead2009]

Sept 10, 2024 13:05:36 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

The NFL wont be putting Watson on the exempt list at the moment. I suppose they have to go through their processes but this is the same league that only suspended ray rice after the video of him punching his fiancé in the head, and they couldn’t ignore it.

The browns could however do something if it’s found that he didn’t disclose this incident to them when they signed him to that utterly ludicrous contract. Surely there was language in his contract to cover that given what was known at the time.

And Ray Rice never got a 2nd chance in the league while Watson got another chance AND a monster contract to boot. 

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-13830931/detroit-lions-matthew-stafford-interception-stealth.html



This is a joke, right? Matthew Stafford has played in that stadium for over a decade. You mean to tell me people are this stupid?

[Toilet Paper Roll]

Sept 9, 2024 3:10:38 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

I went to the pop warner game that was Patriots/Colts last year. So I feel their inevitable pain

[mo]

Sept 9, 2024 3:10:38 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

On the day before Veterans/Armistice/Remembrance Day no less. Almost as if they’re rubbing salt in the wound

[BRV]

Sept 9, 2024 3:10:38 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

Last year, the NFL exported two games to Germany, the first of which was an exciting Chiefs versus Dolphins game.

And then the next week, it was Colts 10 Patriots 6 in one of the ugliest games of the year, a game so bad that it felt like a violation of the Treaty of Versailles.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Sept 10, 2024 21:21:26 GMT -5 BRV said:

Sept 9, 2024 3:10:38 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

Last year, the NFL exported two games to Germany, the first of which was an exciting Chiefs versus Dolphins game.

And then the next week, it was Colts 10 Patriots 6 in one of the ugliest games of the year, a game so bad that it felt like a violation of the Treaty of Versailles.

And then the NFL decided to make a worse game for them

[MrElijah]

Sept 10, 2024 21:45:50 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Sept 10, 2024 21:21:26 GMT -5 BRV said:

Last year, the NFL exported two games to Germany, the first of which was an exciting Chiefs versus Dolphins game.

And then the next week, it was Colts 10 Patriots 6 in one of the ugliest games of the year, a game so bad that it felt like a violation of the Treaty of Versailles.

And then the NFL decided to make a worse game for them

ESPN Breaking News: The NFL has been sanctioned by the United Nations and condemned by every member of the UN for the Giants/Panthers game.

[Ben Wyatt]

Sept 10, 2024 21:21:26 GMT -5 BRV said:

Sept 9, 2024 3:10:38 GMT -5 cornettesracket said:

I didn’t know that the giants play the panthers in Germany this season. Those poor fans.

Last year, the NFL exported two games to Germany, the first of which was an exciting Chiefs versus Dolphins game.

And then the next week, it was Colts 10 Patriots 6 in one of the ugliest games of the year, a game so bad that it felt like a violation of the Treaty of Versailles.

I genuinely belly laughed at the last line. 

[BRV]

Hey, the Patriots won on Sunday. Time for ESPN to dust off Don Van Natta for a needless hit piece!

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41073940/the-secret-history-robert-kraft-hall-fame-quest