AEW All In London - August 25th, 2024

[Clutchhausen]

Royal Rumble 98 whatup

[Dang!]

Wat?

Why?

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

That was a semi-squash? Don't mind it.

[MrElijah]

Aug 25, 2024 15:12:24 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I think my worst trait is a genuine love of the dumbest matches. Like... bullrope match? strap match? coffin match? inferno match? concrete crypt match? my ass WILL be watching.

As long as the wrestlers bring, 90% of the a dumb match can be a great match.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Jack kinda destroyed Darby there.

[markymark]

Match purpose felt more to revive the crowd after the TBS match

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 25, 2024 15:15:31 GMT -5 Dang! said:

Aug 25, 2024 15:12:24 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I think my worst trait is a genuine love of the dumbest matches. Like... bullrope match? strap match? coffin match? inferno match? concrete crypt match? my ass WILL be watching.

What about scaffold matches? They are REALLY the dumbest type of match ever and completely unwatchable, no exceptions.

as long as i know no one will be paralyzed or die, hell f***ing yeah lmao

[Zone Was Wrong]

Was expecting a bit more but it was still a blast.

[PHD-FENDERBAUM]

That might be the most MEH Darby match I have seen which is actually good for him.

[The anti-ratings Luddite]

What a weird match. It was too short for it to really give Jack his flowers

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Nick shaved and it's horrifying.

[mystermystery]

I'm assuming they cut some time because of other stuff...but it probably helped.

Oh wait. Here comes fire.

[Deleted]

Aug 25, 2024 15:15:43 GMT -5 gritizen said:

Surprised how short that was.

I've heard that one before.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

2024 AEW All In Ratings (Sponsored by Walker's Cheese Toasties crisps. Actual beans in this. No more beans references, I promise. Legumes.) :

For A Bunch Of Money Boyyyyyyyy match - Buttload Of People vs. Assload Of People - 3.25 out of 5 stars
Winner Chooses Stipulation of CMLL Title Match At All Out - A Girl And Her Dog vs. Statlander With An Actual God - 3.5 out of 5 stars
X-Men But "Good" vs. X-Men But "Bad" - 1.5 out of 5 stars
AEW Trios Championship Ladder Match - Christianity Backed Orphanage vs. New Mexico 7-Eleven Staff vs. Very Sleepy Man With Two Goblins vs. Bauhaus - 4.25 out of 5 stars
AEW Women's World Championship Match - Doo Doo vs. UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE (Gritizen at ringside, Dah as Ref) - 5 out of 5 stars
FTW Championship Match (If HOOK loses, god blesses him with no further rematches) - I'M NOT NICK WAYNE! I'M NOT NICK WAYNE! vs. The Guy Who Walks Near Big "Big Bill" Bill - 0.75 out of 5 stars
AEW Tag Team Championship Match - Yesterday, Last Title Defense Feels So Far Away vs. Matthew's Silver Hammers vs. Hey Rude - 2.75 out of 5 stars
Casino Gauntlet Match for a AEW World Title Shot - RAH!!!! RAH!!! GRR!!! RAH!!! RRRRRRR GRRRR!!! RAH!! out of 5 stars
AEW American Championship Match - Tom Clancy's The Division vs. Assassin's Creed 2 - 5 out of 5 stars
TBS Championship Match - Knock Knock vs. Who's There BEAYEATCH - 2.25 out of 5 stars
TNT Championship Coffin Match - 90210 Chair shots vs. Darbus Alan - 4 out of 5 stars

EDIT: told you i like these stupid ass matches lol

[tenshi]

And now Darby gets to have all the Baja Blast and Crunchwrap Supremes in the great beyond.

[Soultastic]

Stink time

[jm]

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!

[Lizuka #BLM]

Makes sense to have Jack just completely squash Darby given Darby's likely winning the World title next month anyway. Immediately positions Perry as a major challenger.

[Facetious]

IT'S STING

[ayumidah]

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIING?